Team Gaki Presents
Team Leader: Rich Translators: BakaDollie GakiNoSuitGuy Shion (Mauro) Mickstar Shizentaisuu DCSubs tuna EcksDee Solarwings Typesetters: catpanda Hikarii Sacro pencillover12 Cherry Sevendayheaven hachiagejo Karaoke: Konohana Niji Translation Check: Oolong Quality Checkers: James PeaceBrigade John Dread
Oh no no no...
There's no context
What is this?
An elegant entrance
Why are you doing this Hosei?
That face is too much
Hosei you won't be able to get away
I'm screwed
We won't be able to hear someone coming
Yeah there are a ton of bells
I'm Marie Antoinette
It's kinda funny
Let's get searching
and we should stay together as a group
There really is bells
Hosei-san you're seriously in the way
Move in a group!
We will!
If you're nearby they'll know we're here
Yeah, if Yama-chan's here, they'll know
Move as a group...
But a group...
No way!
Moving in groups is out of the question!
You're so loud!
They're gonna find us!
They'll be drawn to us
When you run you make so much noise!
Shuffle your feet
This a huge handicap
What kind of event is this getup for?
Graceful movement
Seriously, what kind of event is this getup for?
Hey, let's go this way. Let's look inside again
My lady?
Can you fit in there, Hosei-san?
It's a perfect fit!
It's perfect...
What do you mean, "perfect"...
That's not a good thing though
Up
Going to inspect the 2nd floor
The five of them explore the 2nd floor of the school building
You look really pretty from behind
Your gait is great, so very graceful
Your posture was good too
Can you fit through here too?
So elegant
So pretty!
Oh my
That looks nice...
A refined, beautiful Hosei
It really brings out his elegance
Yeah
So nice...
Meanwhile, Tanaka forges ahead and inspects the second floor
Tanaka checks out the second floor
Ah!!
Treasure box found
Could this be the key!?
It's a key!
Let's open it!
What is this?
Wildcard: Giant Elastic Snapper?
Huh? What is this?
A big elastic...
Wildcard: Giant Elastic Snapper
There's a letter...
Becoming a giant duster
The person who this is applied to will be punished
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
There was this thing called a Wildcard Giant Elastic Snapper...
Wildcard?
Ya
This wildcard will punish
Whoever it is applied to
Do it to Hamada!
The hell!?
Do it to Hamada!
Instantly Hamada
I had NO IDEA
I'm going to seduce Hamada like this...
It was instant
I'm going to seduce Hamada like this...
Stick it on him then
Then again what is Tanaka up to?
He hasn't come back from over there
Tanaka entered the broadcast room
Carrying out the plan
It was then...
Oh yeah, this...
Yeah!
How'd it go?
If you make so much noise they'll come
Well, how about this?
What's the point in asking me this?
Madame Hosei seducing his target
This
You keep asking if 'this' is good enough...
Tanaka, this pisses me off
Hamada, this...
What?
Good teamwork
I really have no idea, if you keep moving like that...
Here I go!
HA!
Operation Success
Oh... That was kinda cute...
It's cute
Endo went down there though...
Yes
Here he is
There was nothing
Maybe we should make another round...
YOU!!!
The two celebrate their success
I guess we should do a second pass...
Giant Elastic Snapper
Huh!?
What's going on!?
I really don't know...
They just suddenly came...
No no no...
He looked so friendly walking up to us though...
Watch out!
That's gotta hurt!
You're the worst
That's so bad
You okay?
Thank you so much
Good job
You're drooling!
Are you okay?
You were playing dumb just now, right, Muro?
No that's not true, I...
The two of them were...
Permission to speak freely? May I?
Yeah
Do you remember the weird feeling around the time...
Yeah
Ms. Marie Antoinette started dancing
At that time Tanaka came from behind
After that I looked at your back to find
Something weird on your back...
What!?
I don't really know, but I saw that...
And thought something weird is up...
Now that you mention...
You slipped right past me, didn't you?
Why? To stick this on my back?
No
And what was with you jumping around earlier?
Constantly moving like this
Incredible
I was told by Tanaka to, "Do it"
Backstabbing Madame Hosei
You guys, didn't we just say to not set each other up?
This year's has been pretty horrible
It's really bad!
This year is particularly bad
I... Found that sticker
At that instant
Ms. Marie Antoinette was there too
Ah!! I found this sticker, what should we do?
Whoever it gets stuck on gets the Giant Elastic Snapper!
"DO IT TO HAMADA!!" is what this person said
Please believe me Hamada
He said it!
I'm being sincere
Tanaka really said it!
It's the truth, please believe me
I would never tell a lie
Excuse me, can I interject?
Yeah...
Excuse me, can I interject?
After it was all said and done, after the rubber snapper...
Tanaka turned to Hosei
and said "Thank you very much"
YOOOUUUU
Don't just be saying things willy nilly
Tanaka being tattled on
YOU, MURO
52 minutes since the start of the exercise
That's something
Muro hides underneath the skirt
Tanaka! Tanaka!
You can't do that Muro!
That's cheating!
You... Can't do that
Totally cheating!
You... Can't do that
That's no good!
You can't!
I was just trying to... Protect Ms. Antoinette
No good!
I was just trying to... Protect Ms. Antoinette
You!
And I just happened to sit...
You were just about to get caught!
While trying to protect her, it floated up and over me
You're no good
You tried to selfishly get in there alone
You are just amazing
Hold up!
You normally wouldn't even think of that!
58 minutes since the start of the exercise
No matter how much they keep searching, the key won't turn up
Matsumoto-san
Yeah?
The key...
We can't find the key
What!?
Wha?
This is scary...
Egashira
Nooo! He's here!!!
This is bad!
From there!?
I didn't think of that
He came from there
You didn't think I'd come frome here!?
Yeah... I didn't
You started to relax a bit there, didn't ya?
Yea, uh, yes! What...
Now it's time for the Ega-chan Festival!
Here we go!
Ega-chan Festival begins
This is good
The Ega-chan Festival is starting...
What is this...
He was completely insane
He's going to lick his nose
The worst
This is the worst of them all...
Right? This is just awful
That's really long
That sucks
I don't want this, this sucks!
I'm late for work!!
It's open!?
Oh, he's off to his part-time job
His part time job
It was open!
It's open
He just opened it!
It was open...
Ega-chan opened it for you
Here he is
Hey!
It looks like it wasn't locked from the beginning
If people started thinking we held him prisoner it'd be bad PR
He said there was no key...
It wasn't locked
Oh is that how it goes!?
He sure took that news well
He's got a grasp on it already
Wow
That really smells doesn't it?
I REALLY want to take a shower now
The dreaded training is over
Safely Rescued Matsumoto
They return to the clutches of laughing hell
3PM
They are back at the police station
This way everyone!!
Right now the movie "Police Story"
is being shot here
Huh? A movie shoot!?
The eagerly awaited "Police Story"
Observing a live set
There's a hot star performing so they're
shooting in the prosecutor's dept.
That's pretty cool...
I'd like to see!
There are some chairs ahead, could you sit there for me?
is on standby
The Hong Kong Film Crew
New Production: "Police Story"
T/N: "Police Story" is a Jackie Chan movie that came out in 1985. Also, the film crew are all speaking in Chinese.
Sure looks like it
Wow! Wow! Wow!
The Hong Kong star isn't here yet
Oh he isn't here?
Chan・Rin・Shan
Gekidan Hitori
That's the big star Hong Kong created
The Aura's changed
An action test is going to start soon!
First, an action sequence test
TEST
ACTION!!
That glare...
So cool
CUT!!
Perfect Test!!
The story is channeled through the young lead actor
New Production: "Police Story"
They're gonna do the real take, it'll be intense
Finally the
nerve-wrecking real take
New Production: "Police Story"
Action!!
It's an absolute mess!!
Cut...
Completely different action from the test
Cut
The director isn't looking
Lead Actor flees
New Production: "Police Story"
They hit him with their fists!!
What do you mean we're out...?
They hit him with their fists
They smacked his face while he was facing the ground!!
Where was the director looking?
That's Kung Fu action for ya!
The lead actor yelled "CUT!!"
In a flash the assassins rush in to attack
7 hours from the start
After this, the return of the dreadful drawers
That was something
What an idiot
7 hours 15 minutes of duty at the police station
Just as they start to show signs of getting tired
They face that trap again
In front of training room
That's right...
The contents of all the drawers have been reset
This is intense!
This is intense...
Oh, really!!
Huh... Chucky fell over...
Yeah, no kidding!
He looks different
You're right
The Chucky doll's posture has changed
No, wait, these are our desks, right?
Can they arbitrarily open and shut our drawers?
We're the police right? For now
Omame Station's...
What should we do?
Y'know Hosei has been...
constantly playing with his cheeks...
This is quite serious...
My left jaw has been making a popping sound
Suddenly!?
It started about a month ago
Sounds kind of defensive, doesn't it?
No, no, not anything like that... Just the truth
Yeah, every year...
It makes a popping sound?
Yeah...
Wanna listen?
Wait...
Just... Ok?
Pop
Hmm... Have Hamada listen
Really?
Just tell him straight
Pop
Give me a break...
You heard it right?
There are people who can do that on command
It makes this sound even though I don't want it to
Which is why it's Temporomandibular Joint Disorder
T/N: Temporomandibular Joint Disorders are a pain/discomfort problem with the joint where the jaw meets the temporal bones of your skull.
Which is why it's Temporomandibular Joint Disorder
It's quite clear
I wonder why
I really think it is the result of
being slapped for 9 years straight
Chono Slaps
Hospital
Newspaper
Hotel
Spy
Airport
Teachers
Defense Force
Prison
Detectives
Scientists
It's my belief the cumulative damage...
10 year running
Is that something that just shows up a month prior?
Here?
No, here. If I were hit on this side, I wouldn't think it's that disorder
He usually holds his hand here, and hits me here
I see
Alright, then today have him hit the opposite side
By "today" does it mean it has to be me?
I'm not saying there is some conspiracy out to get me...
Just talking about the past
Then again Chono has a dominant hand, right?
What if you just face this way and have him do it this way?
I, no... Can we just... Do without it?
I, uh... This is not me laughing... At all
Seriously, this is me crying
Seriously, cut it out
I really am worried about you though
Because this is serious
I'm also trying to say I'm sorry to the staff
I'll even provide clinical records with Temporomandibular Joint Disorder listed
You were already sent to a hospital?
No I haven't yet!!
You haven't gone to a hospital...
And to suggest we "pull your medical records"
I really hate it when this happens!!
Right at the very bottom of my ass
Yep, know that feeling
Let's open drawers
Let's open drawers already!!
Who should we start with?
How about we go with Endo?
Endo is top batter
How about you go?
Should I go?
Come on love scandals, another scandal!!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
You've got to be kidding me
There's something there
No way! No way! No way!
This can't be happening...
An envelope that previously held a tabloid
"We know everything"
No no no no, hold up...
It's just that
No way, no way
The "We Know Everything" series...
Things just never go favorably for me...
But if the subject of interest has no dirt...
Yeah! Seriously!!
You don't have anything to worry about...
Why...
It's here!!
A magazine...
Here we go...
But if your mother...
Endo's Drawer
It says Friday...
T/N: Friday is an actual tabloid magazine publication in Japan.
This is Friday's publication...
Is this the real magazine?
There's a tag stuck in there...
This is the real thing... It isn't the usual after all...
Chono's heartbreak! The extinction of the slap
September 22nd issue
This is just what we were talking about
I read this!
Really?
Yeah!
Mr. Hino slapped a middle school drama kid and wondered...
Is this corporal punishment or...
Is it educational guidance or whatever, right?
Is it out of ignorant love or corporal punishment, and from that,
In the midst of all that, the great slapper Chono was taking interviews
Because in terms of slaps...
Speaking about slaps, I read everything about this
Ah! It says right here!!!
Right, it says it
What does it say?
September 22nd issue
When we asked him about his end of the year "plans"
"This time the matter is drawing controversy...
Even if I have an offer this year, I will not slap"
Resulting in a rather surprising remark.
It seems Chono is no longer going to do any of those slaps...
A remark that this year there won't be any slap
Those kinds of things on TV
Making it clear that he never has resorted to violence on children
Ahh, I see
I checked this out on various media
That even if there was a "No Laughing" special this year...
They said that "There won't be any Chono this year"
This is creepy
We just talked about this, it's too much of a coincidence
Yeah, really
Really
Okay
Temporo?
Mandibular disorder
Your medical chart?
I have none!!
I just looked it up on the internet
Well, let's just
No medical charts?
Well, that's it, this was my only item
That type of article was...
I told you
You did tell me
Yeah that's right, he kept saying it
Well, that is, really,
This was what it was about
Where a split in opinion may happen
That changes things
Right?
It can't be helped
Shall we go in order or
Shall I go?
From Hamada-san?
In order
Then Yamasaki-san
Shall I then?
There's nothing
Uwah!!
Key to No. 3
I was wondering about it
Yeah, same here
Number 3 wasn't open yet
It's right behind you
I had been curious about it
Yeah, same here
Would it be the same thing again?
That's right
Mysterious Confiscated Goods BOX
It'd be best if it was just Hamada-san
Well, I don't know
If it's the same as 1 and 2
Iwasaki Hiromi-san...
Previous Confiscated Goods BOX
Iwasaki Hiromi
Mikawa Kenichi
Mikawa-san, acted by Korokke-san
It's here
I wonder if it's the same
Fu ffu...
This is probably like...
Can't be helped
Ow!
So now it's a question of what to do with it
You mean that Hamada-san should put it on?
Well, whether it can be put on or not
Yeah, it's the same type of thing
It's the same type?
Another DIY Impersonation Set
Yes
So, I'll just take this off
Your hair's a mess
Is this for real?
Of course it'd be
We might as well turn around
Tell us when you have it on
Yes yes
A switch, ah, there is heaps of them here
There's heaps?
I'm starting!!
Okay, we'll turn around
Hm!?
Do you know this?
No
♪You don't need to cry anymore♪
Anyone can be Suzuki Masayuki set
Wow
Are you serious?
Why did Leader come here?
T/N: Suzuki Masayuki was the leader of the band, Rats & Star. Thus, he is referred to as Leader.
That's amazing
That's awesome
It even comes with sunglasses
It was well-made
It's really well-made
Yeah
It's amazing
It's great
It's really well-made
Uwah, scary!!
Since he has tons of hits
It's a different one
I wasn't sure how to do it
It suits you
He does do that
He has the atmosphere
♪Wrong, wrong, that's it, it's not it♪
It's amazing
Why is your dancing perfect as well!?
His dancing is on point as well
I want one
I want one of those as well
Everything, even the clothes match
He even has the atmosphere down
But even if we do it, it's like this
But, it's kind of, Hamada is, a little
Since he is slightly smaller than the real thing
It's funny
His face is looks quite big
I see, this is amazing
Tanaka...
If Tanaka put it on
If someone of Tanaka's height tried it...
It'd be perfect
Suzuki-san... You're right
Come over here
Yeah, you're right, he is quite tall
You also have to dance perfectly
So, now here
There's 2 songs left
Ah yeah, he has tons of hit songs
Right
It's "Megumi no Hito"!!
This one! This one!
Perfect!!
That's what he's like
That's good
The dancing is a bit light hearted
Yeah, you're right
Ok, ok, I get it
Wow
It's a bit - ow!
The dancing wasn't quite there
Was it not good?
Well, but
That was good
1 more song?
There is 1 more song left
What would the song be?
Then, Matsumoto-san
Body-wise as well
Right, body-wise...
There's no way it wouldn't look right
You can't tell what song will come out
Yeah, you can't, but the only one remaining is now number 5
But wouldn't it be that? Probably...
Ahh, you're right
Tanaka, stay to the side there, and be the lady
It's the one you did, lipsynching
You should be the lady
Hamada-san's wig, put it on
This?
The lady
Yeah, Hamada-san's, hurry it up
Put it on
♪Eyes looking into the distance♪
♪The wind is reflected in them♪
♪There was a time like-♪
None of you are laughing!!
He somehow failed to get a guaranteed laugh
I wonder why
Sorry
I wonder why
It was funny
The dance was funny
Even though I danced
What's with that?
Is there anyone that could bomb that?
Well, we did watch a few times already...
Sorry about that
There's just 2 left
Can I go first?
I don't really want to be last, so could I go first?
It's fine
Let's change it up
Well, well, well
Uwah, that's kind of scary
What is it?
Uwah, this pattern is also kind of scary
Mysterious Brown Paper Envelope x 2
One moment please
This makes you uneasy
Maybe photos?
Photos?
It's kind of heavy
Isn't it photos?
It's sturdy
Eh!?
Something's written
On this occasion, we are pleased to introduce a
re-marriage partner on your request
The candidate's profile
is contained in the envelope
We will be in contact with you shortly
Omame Marriage Consultancy
Omame Marriage Consultancy?
Omame Marriage Consultancy
Since it's by request, you must've asked them?
I didn't ask for anything though
Is that so?
Well, but
Introducing a re-marriage partner, that's not a bad thing
Have a look by yourself first, see what type of person it is
It looks like this
The Candidate's Profile
Age : 33 y.o.
Occupation : TV personality, singer
Personality : Bright(Can't trust men)
Hobby : Instagram
She's a TV personality and singer
33 years old, 12 younger than you
The can't trust men part gets your interest
Sorry to interrupt
I'm from Omame Marriage Consultancy
I'm a matchmaker called Yokosawa
I look forward to working together
If you are here could you please raise your hand to say "I'm Tanaka-san"?
Marriage Consultancy Matchmaker
Yokosawa Natsuko
Tanaka-sama...
Now that we've met
Your desire to be married comes across
Very strongly
Please don't pressure me too much
There, there
So then, the lady actually
I didn't ask them to do this, I didn't ask
Well, well
It's not a bad thing
Exactly, it's a good thing
Well, no, no, well
It's not like they're forcing you to get married
Well, that's true, but since I didn't ask
Tanaka-san, please take a seat here
Here?
Yes, thank you
Now, may I call in the lady in question?
Now then
Please enter~!!
T/N: Becky is a very famous Japanese TV personality who has appeared on several TV shows and also started a music career. She is half English, half Japanese.
The Mystery Woman is Becky
No, no, no, this is surprising
Isn't this a bad idea?
That's how it is, huh?
This is surprising
I'm Becky
How is it?
Your first impression of Tanaka-san?
I thought that he looks like a sincere person
Ah is that so? I agree
And then it's a case of whether your hobbies match
Yes, you're right
Tanaka-san, what is your hobby?
I like to watch movies
That's a lovely hobby
Do you think you could get along?
Yes
What is your hobby Becky-san?
Ah, lately,
I've been hooked on Instagram
By Instagram you mean the one where you upload lots of stylish photos?
Yes, that's the one
Would you not like to see it?
Ah, yes, that's right
Oh, please do
Is that ok?
Yes, then to see it easy
I'll connect my tablet to this monitor
Sorry, thank you, she's such a nice person
So please have a look
Instagram?
Instagram