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Let's get on the bus and move out.
They get on the bus and head to the training center
What awaits them at their destination!?
They get on the bus and head to the training center
The curtain rises on a new battle for the 5 of them
Science Laboratory: 5 hours since they started work
It is now 1pm. The bus heads for the special training center.
However, during this time,
assassins of laughter are, of course, waiting for them!
Ah~ it stopped
Bus stop reached
The bus stopped at a strange place
Yeah
Yeah, really...
there's a lot of the general population doing laundry
Detective's daughter
Client
Sumida Moeno
Kotooge Eiji
Young miss... um...
Sorry about today
So, what's your request?
Well...
My younger brother went missing
from his room... there were
various unknown thugs... things
various unknown thugs...things
found
Therefore... um that is...
until now, that special power
um... just by the object. erm... just by looking
the emotions be read
I don't understand
I don't understand at all
Kotooge, please
We let you off a good couple of times there...
Request to the detective
Search for missing younger brother
We're out?
Are we out for this?
Anyway
From my younger brother's room, unknown thingswere found
From my younger brother's room, unknown things were found
From those things, I heard emotions left in them can be read by
the owner of that special power,
your papa, the visual detective
culprit's...
ba...
culprit's... um...
I want him to see the culprit's backbone...
Kotooge, who has completely forgotten his lines
What the hell?
No, I should have been safe
I'm sure he doesn't want to see something like a backbone
Detective's special power
To read the profile of the culprit from the objects left behind in the room
Irritating
What does he mean by "backbone"?
That definitely isn't in the script
He definitely changed his line
He changed it to a line which is easier to say
He made it his own
I wish for him to search for clues of the culprit
So that's it, I understand
Papa!!
T/N: Sumida Moeno and Matsuzaka Toori are playing characters Tei and Tabito from new drama "Visual Detective Higurashi Tabito"
What's the matter? Tei?
Well, this person came to us about his younger brother
He wants you to help him search
I see. Hello.
I am Higurashi Tabito
Visual detective Higurashi
Matsuzaka Toori
If you have any trouble, I can help you
Thank you
First, we have this
I wonder if this belongs to the culprit
Let me take a look at it.
This is suffering
From this cushion, I can see suffering
What do you mean by that?
I know!! This must be from
a sufferer of super big hemorrhoids for the past 30 years...
a big-shot straight-man comedian who
treasures this cushion
more than his life!!
To treasure a cushion more than life...
Are you Yamada Takao!?
T/N: Yamada Takao is a Japanese entertainer who used to have a role carrying cushions to the participants of variety show "Shoten" in the 80s
This person is suspicious!!
This man is certainly
like a mountain gorilla on the brink of extinction
However, from this cushion,
I cannot sense any kidnapping intentions or
any ill will at all
Is that so?
Man...
What is he saying in such a matter-of-fact way?
True
You can go further
Next, these socks
Does this belong to the culprit?
Let me take a look
He's laughing, isn't he?
This is...
greed
From these socks, I can see the ugly human greed
What do you mean?
I know!! These socks are surely
from a comedian who became a rakugo-ka,
a completely mediocre man who
made in secrecy from his agency, these
blackmarket goods!!
I've heard that among rakugo-ka,
they would give goods like these to their favourite fans
Could it be that this guy
is trying to earn money on the side with these goods after his rakugo performances?
T/N: Yoshimoto is the talent agency Hosei belongs to
Does Yoshimoto know about this?
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly, it seems this man
put more effort into making these goods than rakugo,
a filthy corrupted man.
However, from these socks, I do not see any ill intentions...
I think this is spiteful
Terrible
That's true but
It's the first time I've seen those
It's the first time I've seen those too
What did you make?
What is that? Sickening!!
True
Disgusting!
Don't say anymore
You want more money?
Just how much did it cost?
I just thought the guests would be happy
Next is this cup...
Does this belong to the culprit?
Let me have a look at it
From this cup,
I can see a perverted heart that wants to be popular with women
What do you mean?
I know!!This definitely
I know!! This definitely
belongs to someone who can only make people laugh using body impressions,
T/N: RIZAP is a famous gym in Japan
just because he wanted to be popular with women,
he went to RIZAP gym...
It's the cup of an
untalented comedian!!
A lot got said about me
He doesn't have many impressions
I'm super hurt,
super...
Really.
Did he really want to become an impressionist comedian?
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly, this man
does seem to be of around the same intelligence as an armadillo.
However, from this cup, I can see no ill intentions
Same as an armadillo?
He sure said some things about me very firmly...
He sure said some things about me very firmly.
But armadillo's great
Endo's an armadillo...
Around the same?
Didn't he say "below that"?
Be gentle!
I said be gentle!
How scary
Next...
This picture...
does this belong to the culprit?
What's wrong?
Let me take a look
That's...
From this picture, I can see two emotions
First one is boredom. The other one is...
Excuse me;
may I become serious and use my power?
it's here
I've got it!! The second one is happiness.
I've got it!! The second one ishappiness.
I've got it!! The second one is happiness.
Boredom and happiness?
What do you mean?
I know!! This must be from
when a certain dark-skinned macho comedian
sang for his daughter at karaoke,
the song from Triton of the Sea,
but it was so boring, she fell asleep.
She felt bad so
she drew this for her macho dad:
this Triton of the Sea!!
T/N: "Triton of the Sea" was a manga by Tezuka Osamu in 1969 to 1971. There was an anime made, which aired in 1972
That's definitely a twisted form of love
He mistakes it for his daughter's kindness
You display this in your room, right?
What a pitiful fellow!!
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly it seems this man is thought of
by his daughter as just a strongman, however,
from this picture, I can see no ill intentions
There's no particular ill intention.
Where's my younger brother gone to then?
Papa, let's go
Matsuzaka, you're so bad
Yeah
I see...
So it's Triton.
It's old, right?
From when we were elementary school students...
Even we
don't recognise it
I don't
recognise it either
Just a bit left of the bus ride
They draw closer to the physical center.
With just a bit left of the bus ride,
they draw closer
to their destination: the physical center
Hm?
What is this?
Hm? Isn't this...
We've reached the grounds of a school
The stage for a new challenge
Here, a battle with still unknown assassins await
Aiming for physical ability and teamwork
A battle with new assassins begin
Let's go?
Reached the Physical Center
Over here
Indeed, unpleasant memories begin to awaken in their minds
In their minds, unpleasant memories awaken
Physical Center entrance
An abandoned school...
This is an abandoned school's grounds too...?
Huh?
Wait!!
don't go
Please don't go!!
He's laughing; look!
Look; you're laughing
What is it?
You stumbled and laughed
Hey, say something about this!!
What the...
Say something about this!!
Someone!!
Someone, come over here!!
This bump made you stumble
Hurry up!!
What a big fuss
Let's just move on
No way!!
How persistent!
Don't go!!
Do it, do it, do it
Okay!!
This was always here
This is amazing
it was not sudden
He was probably relieved it (bus ride) was over;
he went bam then went ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What happened with him?
We're here
Please go in
We're here
Physical Center waiting room
Ah... seriously?
oh maannnn...
Training clothes have been prepared
Can everyone change into the training clothes?
This is training for scientists?
Yeah, seriously?
Before the physical training,
they change into suitable outfits
The 5 change into clothes which are better for moving around in,
and in order to build the physicality needed for scientists,
They change into suitable clothes to take part
they will challenge the upcoming training.
in the training to increase the strength necessary for a scientist.
Sudden siren alarm
They've come
Oni appear
What, this is scary...
They've come, they've come
Tickles!
They're tickling me!!
It tickkklllesss!!!
It tickles, it tickles
You're getting tickled so much
Same as usual
That's true
I'm going to hit my head
See you later
I'm definitely going to hit my head somewhere
Right then
Hey guys
What?
That was part of your special training
I'm sure you all know by now
During the training you may laugh
But if you get caught by an oni, you will be punished severely
Why do scientists have to like, run around and stuff?
For your metabolism and teamwork
Every time, it's for that...
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no teamwork
I'm sorry but there is absolutely no teamwork
But if it's just you guys, there will be too much horrible Kansai air
Horrible air?
What is horrible Kansai air?
What is it?
So in order to instill some elegant Tokyo air,
we've got a special guest to come on the program
Oh, who?
Who?
This person
Who?
Who is it?
Helper
HIROMI
He's not elegant in the slightest...
I know
That's true
He's not "elegant Tokyo air" at all!
That's true
I was thinking it would be some famous actor
He literally represents the scum of Tokyo!!
I know!
He literally represents the scum of Tokyo!!
What the hell do you mean "Scum"!?
I've been waiting back there forever!!
I was thinking a famous actor would be coming on...
You're making a huge mistake if you think that!
I'm so sorry
I can't help but feel really let down though
It's not like I'm here because I want to be!!
Oh right...
I know, right?
My kids have always been watching this program
They said, "you should go, you should go!"
But I said like "I really don't want to go"
But I said like "I really don't want to go!"
I have no energy, and it hurts like hell
Same generation as Downtown
Hiromi enters!!
He's from the same generation as Downtown: Hiromi enters
This veteran hasn't been put through his paces
The veteran who hasn't been put through his paces lately will see hell afterwards!
After this, will experience hell
Damn, the field is huge this time as well...
Training Ground
I know
Guys, shall we head over to Matsumoto?
Oh yeah.
He hasn't seen Hiromi yet
That's true
Oh yeah
We need to let him know it's Hiromi this year
Yeah, since this year is Hiromi, he'll be shocked.
Everyone seems so disappointed it's me
See?
HIROMI!!
Of course he'll react like that...
Hurry up and save me
When I appeared, they were all so disappointed
Usually a younger guy appears
I told them I'm actor material...
I'll get excited!!
No, I don't care but let's hurry it up
We need the key, I presume again?
Yeah, everyone, line up
We'll be really quick
We will find it straight away
We got it
First time.
When they start, onis appear.
When they start, a few onis will appear.
Every ten minutes, more will come out.
Every 10 minutes, more will come out
More will come out
Run away from them, and find the key
Whilst running away from the Onis,
they must find the key to free Matsumoto.
If they get the wrong key, Matsumoto will be punished.
However, if they get the wrong key,
Matsumoto will be punished severely.
Do not get caught, scientists!
Do not get caught,
scientists!
Do not get caught, scientists!
Right then, special training, commence!
They're coming, they're coming!
Right then, special training, commence!
Special training commences!
There he is!
Here they come
Slipper
Damn it, that one hurts like hell!!
Oh shit, oh shit
Here he comes!
He's coming!
Hamada-san!
Hamada-san got caught!
Slippers hurt like hell
and he always takes off the hat as if it's part of a ritual
Yeah, he does.
This hurts so much
This will hurt...
Matsumoto alone again this year...
I never want that again!
And the Harisen hurts like hell too
Like on the follow through, it can get you again.
Here comes another!
Here comes another one!
2nd Oni enters
It's a harisen!
Harisen
This hurts so much, right, Yama-chan?
Harisen
It really does.
Everyone, let's split up
You fuckers, help me for fuck sakes!
Why are you coming for me?!
Okay great, he's going for Hiromi-san
He's going for Hiromi-san!
Run away! Run away, Hiromi-san!
Oh shit!
Hiromi-san!
Oh Hiromi...
He's fifty?
Yep
Here it comes: the Gaki style baptism.
Here it comes: the Gaki style baptism
Great stuff, Hiromi!
This really does hurt
Hiromi is baptised
It looks so painful
It hurts like hell, right?
Oh man,oh man
Oh man, oh man
Damn, that hurt!
Right?
I know
You guys should be working hard to
aid us whilst running
Make it so we don't get the hits!
We are
We are doing our best
Why the hell are you coming over here?!
Why are you standing over here?!
I'm 50 years old as well!
We are the 50's team!
You're still one of us!
You guys are still young!
The 48-year-old lies that he is 50.
You're still in your 40's...
You're still young, so help us!
He's in his 40's too
You should be helping us
It's so cold
That's why it hurts so much
I know
He's so annoying
It's alright if this is the worst...
Here they come
Here comes another
3rd Oni appears
That's not a Harisen
What the hell is that?
What is that? He's holding something!
What is that?
What is that? He's holding something!
Front Door Mat!
It says "Front Door Mat"!
Front door mat
Hey, youngsters!
There are no youngsters in Gaki!
You're kidding me, what?
What?
What?!
That's going to hurt, man!
Front Door Mat?
What's he going to do?
That's going to hurt!
That will hurt...
OWW!!
Oh man, that looked bad
That looked heavy
How was it? Did Front Door Mat hurt?
What was that?
Front Door Mat
Tanaka! That shit doesn't hurt, you fool!
Tanaka, you...
Tanaka! That shit doesn't hurt, you fool!
What the hell is a Front Door Mat?!
The Slipper and Harisen hurt way more than that!
Front Door mat hurts so damn much!
Front Door mat hurts so damn much!!
Hamada doesn't appreciate the Front Door Mat.
That looked heavy though
Yeah it does!
Anyway, let's find the box
Find the box?
There is a box somewhere
Let's find it
Here comes Front Door Mat
Front Door Mat
I'm telling you: it really hurts
Someone said it doesn't hurt at all!
Unfair Hamada Flees to Schoolhouse Alone
Oh! There he goes!
He's off
He went over there!
It's because he said, "No way that hurt"
It really does hurt!
The Oni got pissed
The key wouldn't just be lying around here somewhere, would it?
Oh shit!!
You're kidding me?!
What?! You came over here?!
Hold on a minute...
This is going to hurt...
Damn...
His cheeks, like, shook...
Close up Ugly Face
He wasn't kidding...
His cheeks shook!
The one thing you can't do is say something bad like that...
He got hit
It's because he took the piss out of it
Tanaka. My bad.
Right?
Really?
It hurts like hell, right?
It does, it's so heavy!
It is, right?
It does, it's so heavy!
It's because you took the piss out of the Front Door Mat...
I'm sorry...
It's because you took the piss out of the Front Door Mat...
Let's stop bitching about the Front Door Mat.
Yeah, let's...
Someone go upstairs or like over there.
I will go over there...
Okay, let's find the key.
Yeah, let's.
That's right
They split up and search
The 5 break up into 3 groups and look for the key.
Nothing here
They should make it quite easy to find.
Shall we go over there then?
Hiromi, what the hell do you think you're doing using me as a shield?!
Hiromi uses Hamada as a shield
Tanaka!
Are you actually entering the rooms?
Yeah, actually enter the room!
You have to enter the room!
Enter the room?
Here he comes...
Yeah you got to...
Slipper
OH SHIT!
That's scary
That's dangerous!
That's bad
What is it?!
What the hell?! What the hell, man?!
What the hell is your problem?!
Hamada laughs hysterically at other people's misfortune
What is your problem?!
He looks so damn happy...
This guy, the whole time,
was using me as a shield and pushing me from behind
but then one came from behind
That's the worst!
That was a heavy hit...
Meanwhile, Matsumoto was...
What the hell are you doing here?!
It was SO DAMN hot in here!
Damn it's hot
It was SO HOT.
Goddamnit...
It was like a sauna in here...
Ugh...
Seriously, man...
You're an old man!
Ugh... there's no shadow...
Wherever I sat, the sunlight got to me
Wherever I sit, I'm boiling...
Direct sunlight is making Matsumoto drowsy
10 minutes since the start
Increasing the number of Onis.
More Oni appear
10 minutes since the start
Increasing the number of Onis.
More Oni appear
They search the ground
Let's go over there
There's a storehouse over there
Let's split up
Damn man, that hurt, that really hurt
I haven't been hit once yet
I wonder if the Oni knows that kind of thing
Hosei-san!
What?! Wait a minute!
Oh damn! What?
Wait a minute, what is it?!
See?
I still haven't had anything done to me.
Right?
You were a bit too relaxed there though...
What is that?
Tekken? (Iron Fist)
Tekken
What the hell is "Tekken"?!
I wonder if he's going to get punched...
Huh? He's been taken somewhere
What?!
Where are we going?!
Tanaka got caught by a "Tekken"
Hang on
There are times they kidnap you?
Yes
Hold on a minute...
I'm so scared...
Tanaka gets taken into a small room
What, what, what??
The 53 year old trips out in the same place...
What the...
This is
This is just...
It's where you take off your shoes...
Oh! Hamada-san!
In the exact same place
Literally the same place.
Don't shush us!
It was the same place as before
It happened before as well!
Hamada-san, you make me want to cry!
Tekken...
Oh, that Tekken.
Tekken
I get it now...
They sure do a lot of things to your face every year...
Live every year... Like, is this my thing?
Are you really Tanaka?
Yes, I am
Really? You sure you're not Tekken?
I'm Tanaka
I am Tanaka...
I'm not Tekken
He's so bold...
Tanaka, I'm so sorry but...
Rather than the make up, the fact he's balding stands out more
Really?
Tekken is balding...
The fact they did it so quickly, they've done a good job
Yeah, it is
They did it really well to be honest
It says "Tekken" clearly on your head
Right, come on, quickly...
Yeah let's find it
The key, the key.
Let's hurry up and end this
The key, the key, the key!
Where is the key?
Is there really a key even?
What is this?
Oh shit! What?! You scared me!!
Hold on! Shit!
What did it have written on it?
What did it say?
101 Dalmatians?
101 Dalmatians
What the hell?
What? What is 101 Dalmatians?
Why do they always take us away somewhere?
Oh my God! What the hell is this?!
I didn't know he was there at all just now
No, neither did I
They're evolving more and more...
101 Dalmatians balloons...
You just can't get away if this happened to you...
This is awful!
This is just...
It'd be so hard to run away!
This is the worst!
Hosei-san is back
There are SO many!
What are you bringing with you there?
They'll find you man...
This is just...
It's disgusting
If we run next to you,
we'll get found
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Please take a look at this!
I don't get the point of it!
You're their owner...
Yama-chan I'm sorry but...
It got caught
Some of your dogs went off somewhere...
You haven't got 101 anymore, there's 5 over there...
That's no good, you got to look after them...
It broke off
Some of them broke off
About 70 of them went off somewhere...
They just went off...
You've gone and left like 70 of them over there...
He's right!
There's definitely not 101 Dalmatians here.
Go and get them back!
Oh who cares about that
No no, do it properly
We have to do it properly...
Yeah, if they put it on you, you got to put it on properly
Yes, put it on...
Not going to lie but, I don't want to be near you right now
They're going everywhere though!
No no, it's because you moved!
Hamada-san, there are 2 dogs...
You got 2 dogs for yourself?
For some reason, 2 have gone to Hamada...
No no!
You can't take them off!
How the hell did that happen?
You've got 2...
They like you, huh?
From over there?
Seems it
That's ridiculous...
What the hell?!
Sudden gust of wind
WAIT!!
Wait!
PLEASE WAIT!!
Slipper
No way! You're kidding me!
He's got 2 dogs with him
Wait! Pups, are you okay?!
This is getting ridiculous!!
Hold on, hold on!
He's getting smacked as well!
Over there, he just got smacked by a slipper!
A slipper?
Wait!
He's carrying on!
Hold on a minute!
The dogs are just...
This is ridiculous. Everything just now was ridiculous!
The dogs! The dogs just went over there...
Wow, the dogs!
One of the dogs is just floating
What the hell is happening here right now?!
I have no idea...
This is ridiculous
Please catch them all!
I don't understand what he's trying to do
What the hell is going on here?
This is not something we expected...
I didn't plan on having these stuck on me either...
The dogs like you so it's easy for you to keep them
How the hell did that happen?
That was seriously amazing though
I don't know
But seriously come on, enough is enough
How did it attach itself to me like this
By the way it's tied, I can only presume
someone has tied it onto me...
Someone had to pass through the thread through here
or it would never tie itself up like this
Someone's tied a knot here...
It wouldn't be able to do that itself just by the wind blowing the dogs over...
What's up?
No way...
I'm sorry but
Yama-chan's dog came...
and we were all panicking trying to pick them up, right?
And by doing that, is it possible for a knot to just happen like this?
Wait? Who?
Umm, no, that shouldn't be possible
So that means
That one of you 4 tied them onto me
I had
all the Dalmatians near me so I wouldn't have been able to
So I don't know anything, it wasn't me
That's not necessarily true though...
What?
That's not necessarily true though?
I went straight away towards him
When I got back
something was...
But
When that happened, I...
Yeah that's true, you're fine
Right? It's not me.
Yeah, you're fine
I think this...
This is the work of someone good with their hands...
I see
To make a knot like this
Someone that is good at renovating
I see
You know me, I can't do that kind of thing
True, you don't do that kind of thing after all
That's true, you're bad with that kind of thing...
Come over here
You guys do this every year so you're friends and all
And I get thatyou want to pick on the Kansai guy...
And I get that you want to pick on the Kansai guy...
Would I really do that? I'm 52, guys...
You really think?
You're the culprit! You.
But for a guy to not notice someone tying up a knot like this on him...
How stupid do you have to be?!
That's true...
He's right, he didn't have a clue...
He's right
Hamada doesn't realise that the dogs were being tied up onto him
The whole time whilst he was walking
I was tying a knot behind him and for him not to realise
Seriously, he must be an idiot?
This is honestly...
So bad...
20 minutes has passed
Increasing the number of Onis...
More Oni appear
Restart the search around the school
Isn't it somewhere around here?
The 5 restart their search
Utopia
When a black
shadow appears.
Don't lose focus, guys
Don't lose focus!
Oh man!
What the hell!?
Yama-chan, NICE!
WHAT THE HELL!?
Hosei-san NICE
They might do something real bad...
Great stuff
Well played
Outside apparently...
You're going outside
Utopia
What?
Where? Where?
It's "Utopia"...
I don't get it
Here it comes
It's coming, it's coming
It's coming,
It came from above
Is he going to jump from there..?
What is this?
Onto him?
Oh man, this?
Oh man, what is this?
Rubber Patch from 4 metres
Oh I get it, Utopia...
with the rubber patch
Oh man, that's terrifying
Hamada is laughing the whole time...
Oh man, that's terrifying
This is scary, like seriously so scary!
OH man!!
This would be terrifying
Yeah it would be
The veteran comedian is terrified
Hold on, I am an old man!
He says you can still go further back
He says you can still go further back...
He says keep going
There he is! Evil Hosei!
He says keep going
This is bad
He really is evil...
This is dangerous...
Here it comes!
This is scary!
That's got to hurt!
That was brilliant
The one who pushed you before was Yama-chan by the way...
That's not true!
It was...
Hiromi-san, it wasn't just me
Hold on a minute
Your faces are still scattered so I can't see you very well
I understand...
The sun is there as well...
Oh yeah, that's true
We get you...
25 minutes since the start
They cannot find the key
Hama-chan and Cookie, you go over there
Is this dog's name Cookie?
What the hell are you on about?!
Why the hell is his name Cookie?!
They restart their search
But seriously...
Hold on. Did we go over there?
Umm no we haven't.
We haven't been to the end
Right over there...
Hey! I found it!
Damn that's big!
They discover a treasure chest!
Damn it's huge!
Hosei-san can you open it?
I found it!
Come, guys?!
I said get over here!
Get over here, guys!
Hosei-san, you open it
What are you guys doing?
If you could just bring the key over
The room's tiny, we can't all get in
What are you talking about? There's plenty of space
No, we can't
Cookie can't come in with me
You've decided on Cookie as its name?
You can get in, right?
Tanaka? What's wrong?
I don't get it...
Tanaka? What's wrong?
What's going on?
So many things are happening...
Hold on a minute!
What the hell is this?
I was trying to get Cookie to feature in this part...
But I can't if there's 3...
They've found a key!
I found it!
They've finally found the key!
They hurry to Matsumoto
Matsumoto-san!
What the hell, he's got a parasol?
Seriously...
We found the key
No, seriously...
It's SO DAMN HOT in here!
Oh, I see
How is it, Hiromi?
I'm counting on you, Hiromi!
Oh, does it not open?
Does it not open?
It opened, great... Thank you!
No good...
Punishment for Matsumoto
Sorry about that!
Sorry, man
Here she comes...
I wonder who's going to come out...
Oh, it's Obachan...
Obachan
It's Obachan
She really is a Obachan...
You're right
Obachan...
It wouldn't be weird if she was sick of this...
Damn, her hair is shiny
However you look at it, it's her...
It's cut so short...