Team Gaki Presents
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This is some crazy wind! The hell?!
It is!
This is some crazy wind! The hell?!
It really is amazing
I'm the one that got hit!
The wind...
Oh, did you get hit because of the feather?
No I don't think so...
No cause, holding one and wearing them is different!
The Top Star, completely off mark
Tanaka...
Hm?
Take... It?
Just to make sure, let's find an oni
It'll be because of this, right
Just to make sure, let's find an oni
The leather one was bad
I'll be carrying the feather
It was rough!
Yeah that seemed real painful
The leather jacket
Hey Champ, that went well
We got him, eh?
You nailed the way you used it too
There's no way you could take that punishment
It would affect your professional career as well
What indeed could you be talking about?
I'll be holding on to this
I'll take responsibility here
What the hell?
Let's try it out
What was all that
Just as we suspected
Wait, is this really it?
Their mistaken idea becomes reality
Do the feathers really matter?
They really came to me because of this?
Turns out it's just as Hosei said
Shower of Leaves
What does "Shower of Leaves" mean?
Huh?
Kinoshita is doing something
TKO Kinoshita
The two, engrossed in a mobile game
Seems like a bunch of stuff is gonna happen
Shower of Leaves
Is this fine?
This seems scary
This is scary!
What's going on
Champion, take a look
Something amazing is waiting over there
That thing?
What is this, it's a bit scary
How are your stomach muscles?
Huh? They're not strong I guess
I don't think those are going to help you
That an 11 ton truck?
Hold up, what?
A huge amount of leaves
Oh that is scary
Wait, this is bad!
Ah, hold up, this is bad!
This is no good!
You serious?
Close your eyes!
This is dangerous!
Seriously?
Scary
It's getting damn close!
Scary
That really is close!
Treasure Hunters will continue!
More big named celebrities, one after the other!
This year as well, Hosei will...
I wouldn't want this
That really is close!
Holy hell, how scary!
Shower of Leaves
You're all laughing hard!
Look at Top Star
Tanaka disappeared somewhere!
Tanaka disappeared
Tanaka! Where did you go?!
Oh man...
Tanaka's coming out!!
A bit more!
It's a zombie!
Definitely a zombie!
Pull him out
He's buried in there deep
Tanaka-san!
So uh, Tanaka-san is crying
That was incredible
That was so damn heavy
It would be heavy
Really heavy
Haha, wait...
I couldn't move at all
You were under some serious pressure
Right
Stocking Portrait
What's written there?
After this, the search for the key continues
Flying Pie
One after another they fall victim to the Oni
And so, there you have the Flying Pie
Since the start,
40 minutes have passed, the amount of Oni will increase
Once again, the number of Oni increases
They return to search the building again
Nothing here
Go, go!
Why's it me? Hosei's right here
Hand Power
Why's it me? Hosei's right here
Thank God he took Hamada-san
Ah, they caught Hamada-san
Got him
Hamada-san...
HOSEI WAS RIGHT THERE!
I'm safe
Hand Power?
I wonder what that is
It's Hand Power
What could it be?
Hand Power
Hamada was taken to another place
Something in here, that can't be good
Woah, this place is huge
The gym ones are always the worst
Standing by on top of the stage
He's standing by on the stage all alone
So what's gonna happen now?
Right? Haven't figured anything out yet
Hand Power has arrived
T/N: This Hand Power guy is Akira Matsuo, more famously known as Mr. Maric, the magician.
He's the real deal
Hamada-san, I will have you experience Hand Power yourself
Have you seen this before?
Yeah
You have, right?
Guillotine magic
Indeed
Please take a look at the way this cuts,
It's not completely normal
This is bad
Everything's an experience
Experience? Is here alright?
That's perfect
Please, I'm counting on you
Here we go
Actually I wonder if that's alright
Huh?! Wait, stop
It's dangerous, so-
You're alright
Actually, today, we've got one more person here
Oi, come on out
The beloved daughter, Luna
T/N: Luna is Mr. Maric's actual daughter. She is a famous Japanese rapper and R&B artist.
No way, no no no
Hamada-san, please take your seat
Oh, I can?
Actually, the thing I wanted to show everyone today
will now commence
A never before seen, amazing Hand Power
will debut here in front of your eyes
Really?
Luna will, in just an instant, teleport away
And reappear in a truly unimaginable place
Luna will teleport
If he did that...
If you do that, that will really be amazing
I wanna see this
And now, she will disappear
No way
Hand Power!
There you are!
LET'S GO
Egashira
This is a joke!!
She really did disappear and then he appeared
It's magic
I'VE ARRIVED
THE ANNUAL EGA-CHAN FESTIVAL!!
It's always an Ega-chan Festival
Ega-chan festival's opening performance
LET'S GO!
What's he doing?
Guzzling down an unknown fluid
What is that?
Scary
Tanaka looks dead already
It's all over you
I DID IT AGAIN!!
Why does he have to spit on us?!
Time for my part time job!
I didn't even realize he spat on you guys!
He's just evil
He just plainly came and spat at us
He sprayed you down like it was normal
He spat on you guys!
What the hell was that about?
Since the start of the training,
50 minutes have passed, the number of Oni will increase
Once again, more Oni are introduced
We need to find the key quickly
I don't want it, no no
Champion!
He got the Champion
The Champion got caught
You're going to need to take it for the team
They caught the Champion
Big Bang?
Big Bang
That's a big explosion, "big bang"
The hell is this?
This is seriously-
Hold up, this is really scary!
This would be scary
Huh? Now hold on a second, please
It's arrived
Huh? Now hold on a second, please
Something is coming
Champion!
They're using THAT?
I guess that's why it's here
They're using it?
Using that seems a bit...
Wait, wait, what are...
What's gonna happen?
Seriously, what's gonna happen?
Woah, there it is
So they're going to use it to break that?
That's how it is
What do you mean?
Using a massive digger to blow up the balloon
Man this is scary!
Be careful!
It's damn huge!
It's amazing
It keeps getting bigger
Ah, he's starting!
Agh, scary!
That really was a Big Bang!
I thought it would cut it open, but they pushed it down!
Right!
That was intense
They crushed it down
Even though I ran away, that was something
That was damn scary though
He took it straight
Ah, hold up a second
The key - found
It came out of the balloon, I think!
The balloon?
I think it was inside the balloon!
Is that how it is!
We got it, we got it!
Finally, they've found the key
Matsumoto is released
They overcome their hardships and release Matsumoto
That took so long!
That took a while!
Your training isn't over yet, so let's head back
Man, I've had enough
This is exhausting
4 PM
Research Lab - 8 hours into their duty
The five return to the research lab
Whoooa!!
And again
The drawers' contents
have all been reset
As usual
They did it again
They do this every time
Even though we're already this far
That thing is huge isn't it?
There's definitely someone in number 3 waiting...
Seems that way
We haven't had anything in there yet
It's very different
Number 3 is a locked treasure chest
The treasure chest
It's a treasure chest
That really looks like a treasure chest
It's huge!
Hey, aren't those made in our likeness?
Dolls resembling the 5?
Is it?
Ahhh!
Is that what it is?
I don't know who's who
Tanaka must be the tall one, right?
On the left side
The next one is Hamada
Definitely
Hamada is the second from the right
Teehee
The second from the right is Hamada
Why all of you?
You're saying stuff like "second from the right" like it's correct
That's weird
There's a reason there are five figures, for sure
I see
Is Tanaka the one on the edge?
Tanaka is the first- that's Tanaka
So are these two Cocorico?
Tanaka
Endo
No, that's not it
Tanaka is first from the left, right?
The left one is me?
This is the spitting image of Hamada, isn't it?
This is Hamada, for sure. No, no, no
Not even close!
This is-
Tanaka
Hamada
Natsumi
T/N: Natsumi is Hamada's wife.
Hamada
That's 3 of them
Why?
That's great
The tragedy soon to be summoned by these idols
remains unknown to the five...
Who are we starting from?
Shall I go?
Ok? Ok
Starting with the drawers
Nothing
Ah!
A secret?
Key #3
#3 has appeared #3?
Moreover...
Is that it?
Ah, that's it
Guess I should open it
I guess
He's going, he's going to do it?
No, but
Normally, you'd expect treasure
Sure you would. That's a treasure chest, right?
The intriguing #3
Old-man eyes
He's so far from it
It's probably a "PSHHH"
Yeah
Nope, it isn't
Huh?
What is this?
Trashcan, tissue
Kendama
A bouncy ball, and a ladle
That's a lot of stuff
Mysterious assorted goods set
So what is this?
What is that?
What kind of set is this?
The Thai Kick God's
Sacrificial Ceremony!
The sacrificial ceremony for the Thai Kick God
The name of a sacrifice will be determined, to appease the angry Thai Kick God's rage
What??
Ceremonial Rules
Using these artifacts
The 5 will hold a battle to not be the last one standing
Oh, all of us are doing it
The last loser standing will become a sacrifice to Thai Kick
This is terrible
First: Catching the kendama on the first try
Catch the kendama on the first try
T/N: A kendama is a toy with a wooden cross-like shape with a string and ball with a hole. The objective is by only holding on the wooden portion, swing the ball to land in the 3 different cups, and then have the pointed end go into the hole in the ball.
Catch the kendama on the first try
If you can catch the ball on the middle cup in your first try, you will be victorious
Hang on just a second!
Hang on!
Those who fail will remain a loser, and move on to the next round
This is a tough one
It's this kind of thing
Enough with the Thai Kick
I'll get it on the first try
This is
Losers stay in
There are a lot of other items, too...
True true true true... True
That's right
I'm definitely getting kicked once or twice
No, I don't think so
If you can't do this one
Only one person does
You continue
You aren't listening to the rules at all
Excuse me, Matsumoto, you need to listen...
You don't listen at all
I don't always listen well
Sorry, me too
Endo's loveless tsukkomi is awful
Excuse me, but my tsukkomi sounds a lot like "slap slap slap"
He's getting rude, isn't he? Right?
He's getting rude
Sorry for speaking so strongly
Let's do rock paper scissors
That's it!
It's important to be on top
It's important
Really? Come on...
We're doing rock paper scissors?
Yeah, will you go first?
I'll go
Ah! That's wonderful~
If you get this, you'll be in a good position
That'd be an advantage Yeah
For sure
Actually, if I have good form I wonder if I can do this
Is it okay if I practice?
No way!
Hell no!
Not a chance!
Cut that out...
That was an incredible rejection!
Obviously we did
You really told me!
Goi Goi Su-
T/N: "Goi Goi Su" is a phrase used by Japanese comedian, Daian, which is used to mean, "Amazing". It comes from the word "Sugoi".
Goi Goi Su-
Go ahead
Not laughing at all
Matsumoto stays in!!
Man, I totally laughed
The way you did that was awful
The tension and release was incredible
And he missed
Seriously, seriously, seriously
I couldn't summon my normal power
Yeah, that's it
Who's next?
Endo
Okay
Go ahead
Already it's like...
Don't take too long
Yes
Here I go
Nice and smooth
Niceandsmooth!
Endo wins his way out
This is ok, right?
You kind of looked like you were smiling, though...
Man, I really don't want a Thai Kick...
Do you really think you can catch it now?
Yeah
Make it snappy
Amazing!
Hosei wins his way out
He caught it?
Tanaka
Okay
Hell yeah!
No no no
He slipped
You said "yeah!"
But you were smiling like normal when you said it
You caught it?
But that's just fiiine~
But yeah, but yeah, but yeah, yeah, it's okay
But that's just fiiine~
That's pissing me off
Here I go
I get it already
Tanaka wins his way out!!
You've got to be kidding
That's totally fine
I don't mind at all
Taking this one spank
This one spank, I don't mind at all
This is fine, too
Oh, okay
OK OK Thank you!
Thanks!
Hold on, hold on- something's off
No that's okay
I suck at this
But Hamada, if you get it
No no
Go quick, go quick
THREE, TWO, ONE
Hold on a second
THREE, TWO, ONE
OUCH!
He missed it!
Hamada stays in!!
What the hell was that?
It hurts. My geriatric shoulders hurt.
It's really heavy
Well, that's it for the kendama
Just Downtown remains
Ladle bouncy ball catch
What?
Ladle bouncy ball catch
Throw the bouncy ball against the ground.
Hard enough that it bounces above your own height
Oh!
If you can catch it the first time, you will be removed from the challenge
That's pretty hard though...
To get it above your head, you really want to toss it
Yeah, above
If you don't use enough strength
Hey Endo, show us how it's done
Okay
Just now you were saying to give a good toss
Speaking of which
So are we resetting now?
We're not resetting
No, that would be- well, sorry
Are we resetting?
Even if you're my senpai, that would be...
Yeah Yeah
Well, if it were me
I would reset, even if I had won
You may have seniority, but the rules say the losers continue on...
Yeah
That's...
Yeah
Senior or junior doesn't even come into it.
It's not seniority
For the rules and
Right
for the game, why don't you try it?
Sorry
Tanaka would be best at it, wouldn't he?
Tanaka would
Tanaka will you do it for us?
"Tanaka does it?"
Does what?
The Thai Kick
Thai Kick? Me?
Yes
What are you saying?
I don't really have any objections...
What are you saying?
Well, you're used to it
You always get it
Even if I do always get it
We want to see your technique in this area
Exactly
Thai kicks aren't my technique or anything
You've mastered them
It's freaking hilarious too
Right? Right?
Hey!!
Hosei, what do you think?
I, uh...
Just this once, I'd like to be quiet
and be myself
Apologies
What's that mean?
He left Tanaka out to dry
Oh come on, I was safe there!
Just wait another minute!
What does that mean? "Be myself"?
I hate those damn Thai Kicks
I still don't get it
Endo, try it
Right right right- perhaps you can't do it
I'll try to get it the first time
Just like that
Despite his terrible vision, too!
Right?
Just like this
It's easy
You say that
It's really easy
It's just like that
Very well done
It has to go above the shoulder?
Just above your head
Above your head
Above the head? Yeah
I really hate this
The rip-roaring second half
No Laughing Treasure Hunters
Famous Actor
Famous actors compete one after another
Famous Actor
Big Name Celebrity
YOU?!!
What are you making them do?!
You're a descendant aren't you!!
No sir
Hosei's arch-nemesis Chono's appearance
A big chance to avoid a slap
I drank it!I drank it!
I drank it! I drank it!
Hellish stories!!
Late Night Treasure Hunters
Downtown is attacked!?
While searching for treasure late at night
We'll find out what attacks Downtown!
Keep watching until the climax!!
Above the shoulder?
Above the head
Above your head
Above the head? Yes
Really? There's no way...
Hamada stays in!!
That wasn't even close!
Oh no. That was awful
Even the way you lost... Was bad. It was pathetic
That was awful! Very pathetic
"Forever impossible" is how that felt
You were playing it like you pass the ball to your opponent
Yes, for his opponent...
Next to him
So now
Hold on, how did you get it Endo?
Keep your eye on the ball
Matsumoto stays in!!
He couldn't do it either!
Seriously
It wasn't even above his head
Oh come on
Give me a break
Oh, the next stage
Trashcan Tissue Shoot
The last ceremony- trashcan tissue shoot
But that's hard
Trashcan Tissue Shoot
Using as many tissues wadded up as you like
Using as many wadded up tissues as you like
Throw the wad into the trashcan on the desk from about 2m
T/N: 2 meters is about 6ft 6 in.
If you can get it the first time, you'll win your safety
2 meters
2 METERS?!
I'm telling you this is too hard
So, let's all go in order
Let's start with Tanaka
What? Why?
That doesn't make sense
It's just you two, right?
Yeah
How far is 2 meters?
Let's get it ready
This should be about it, right?
More or less Okay
So which of you is doing it?
It's ready
Is Endo first up to try?
I'm not going, though
But the reset?
You said we were resetting, though!
Well, like we told you
The rules say it's you two in sudden-death
Right, you said that-
But you said we were doing it
It's just you two
You said that, but
Shouldn't we all do it?
It's like you didn't listen
Why would we go?
Let's get the tissues
Let's get this over with already
As many as you want
It would be best if we all did it
How many sheets of paper? It is sudden death after all...
If we did that
The viewers would be upset, probably
That's right
Be upset? Yes
I don't know what you mean
I have no idea what you mean
The person being sacrificed hasn't been decided
The losers keep competing
That means it's a fight between you two!
Then you should do it, moron
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It's what I've been saying, goddamnit
T/N: It's hard to translate, but Hamada's Osaka dialect is coming out in a really harsh and angry way.
YOU HEAR ME?!!
He's scary
WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT, MORON?!
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He's crazy
That's a crazy turn of events
There's a really bad atmosphere now
Crazy for sure
Of course the atmosphere would get bad
So, let's all do it!!
No...
Oh, I've got it! So, uh...
You just do it, but you aren't in the competition
That's good
Just for fun?
We wouldn't be competing?
That should be fine...
If it's just the two of us...
It's not funny then
It just wouldn't really work
It would just look like old people playing...
That's embarrassing
You say it's embarrassing
But we were so desperate in getting it done
Let's go from Endo
Okay, but we aren't in the competition
We aren't competing
It's just you two
How are you throwing that?
Underhanded? Throw it overhanded...
Throw it overhand!
The VTR did it overhanded too
On the VTR
Oh, the VTR did it overhanded
So that means you were actually paying attention...
Wow, how dare you talk to him like that...
Right?
If that's how you're going to talk to me
I'm sorry
Now I don't feel like doing this
I'm sorry about that Hamada-san,
If you talk like that to me
Calm down, let's just cool down a bit
Okay fine- how about you just try it now?
Try it
Starting with me? Yeah
It has to be overhand
Has to be overhand?
It has to be overhand
Gotta be
You won't get a second chance, Endo
Hurry the hell up
Isn't this supposed to be a fun game?
It isn't fun!
Yeah, that's great
It isn't fun at all!
Don't do that stuff
You can't do that!
Right, right, right
It wasn't like that with the kendama and stuff
Do it lightly
Try it lightly
Throw it lightly?
Throw it lightly
Throw it with the intention of getting it in
Yes, of course
Here I go
Endo wins his way out!!
You got it?!
Endo...
I mean, I did play baseball
Why did you make it in?
Endo takes it all
Endo takes this whole game
Well, that's-
He took it all
It's all Endo
I've never seen you take a Thai Kick
Oh, you're right!
That's not true- I won in all of these challenges
Really
I doubt that...
Um... It has nothing to do with this...
Hurry the hell up!
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Come on~!
Oh come on~!
This isn't fun at all
Are you really that surprised?
Probably it was only Hosei-san who was surprised
He was really surprised
Hosei wins his way out!!
You got in position quickly
Tanaka
Good luck
Do your best
Okay
With this one
Tanaka's reach is an advantage
That's true
Tanaka wins his way out!!
What a dumb way to throw...
Why did you make it in?!
What? What is this?
What the hell?
LET'S HAVE SOME FREAKING FUN!!
Let's have some fun
Yes, let's have some fun
ALRIGHT?!!
Let's have fun
Which one?
Which should we start with?
I don't care Yeah
Okay, I'll go last
Hamada-san, so you're going first?
Wadding this up is a pain
Teehee, this is great
Hamada wins his way out!!
Wait, hold on
Hang on a second
I was telling them to wait...
You were
Well, then
If you get it in we'll all do it again
It's down to this
If you get it in we'll all do it again
If he gets it in
We'll all do it again
If you get it in
For real?
Pfft
What? No! NO!
Are you serious?!
That hurts!
I'm fine without it
I'm fine with it
That's just painful
I'm fine with it
COME ONNNNN
Seriously, I'm fine with it
Wait just a minute
Does that mean?
I hate it
That means it's Matsumoto-san
No, but-
Not this
No, really? No wait!
The Thai Kick isn't necessary, right?
He's here!
He came
Seriously?
Matsumoto-san!
This will hurt like crazy!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It'll be bad if you don't go to a wide open area
IT HASN'T BEEN A WHILE!
Look out
IT HASN'T BEEN A WHILE!
Watch out
AAAHHHHH!!
Aah that hurts!
Aah it hurts!
Can't help it
Wow, that hurts, huh?
Tanaka, it hurts!
I told you, it really hurts!
Amazing
Hosei is seriously laughing
He's laughing really hard
You're really enjoying this
I'm not enjoying it
Thai Kicks in the Batsu Game
should be banned forever
You're so right
Well...
Tanaka, are you going?
Oh that's right
We didn't finish it
This is only the second one
Ugh I'm tired...
That's right, we didn't finish
Key #1
This is insane
The problems keep piling up!
You're so annoying
Here I go
Wait, here?
Obviously!
It opens that up Yes
Again?
"A traditional feast of my tribe"
"Please accept this humble meal"
This is-
"Headhunter tribe"?
Scary
Headhunter Tribe's Feast
Is it heavy?
Well, it has some weight to it
It's frozen right? Something's coming out
It looks like dry ice
It's frozen?
Oh come on, this is scary...
I'm opening it