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The biggest ever surprise of the series
With that forbidden joke being unveiled
IT AIN'T ABOUT YOU
This is almost crossing the line!
Oh, I can see the school
Ah I can see it too
It's that one right?
The bus holding the five members...
...has finally appeared at the school
However...
This isn't their goal, but a new battlefield
Wow it's really Omamegaoka High School
Wow
Heipo Omamegaoka High School
The stage for the No Laughing Batsu Game,
Heipo Omamegaoka High School
This school of literary, martial, and comedic arts
is where the epic battle with the Assassins of Laughter will begin
Arrival at the school
Arrival atthe school
Arrival at the school
We're here guys, let's go
We're here
Get off
We've arrived
Here we go
It's through here
It's a pretty splendid school right?
Yeah it is
The grounds are spacious too, quite nice
It's the first principal, Mr. Heipo
First Principal
Mr. Heipo
He's one of the candidates for the
next ten thousand yen bills
T/N: Ten thousand yen in USD is roughly $91.51.
For the next ten thousand yen bill . . .
It's already been decided though
School's Main Entrance
The one after that
Might be better to say that when the topic of the next ten thousand yen bill comes up
So this means we're going to...
A classroom, maybe?
Right, it's got to be a classroom
Last time...
Yes it's a first
We're Class 3-B apparently
Here...
Oh yeah you're right
This is the new students' classroom
Take the seat with your name on it
Wow
Oh it's like this now
3-B Classroom
Oh right...
Usually, it's tables stuck together in 1 big group
It was like
Ah but it's a bit...
It's different than usual, the placements
It's not the same
Take your seats
The place where the five members will live as students, 3rd Year Class B
Of course the classroom also has many traps to make them laugh
However, the members still have no clue as to what they are
It feels kind of weird
We'll be watching the backside of Cocorico
The seats are quite differently positioned than usual
Is watching Cocorico from the back something to care about?
The way we're seated is what's really weird
This seating is weird therefore we have to watch their back...
The way making us look at it...
That's right, he was definitely laughing
What happened right now was weird
Since you're cheerful usually
This is the "No Laughing Batsu" man, you were pretty loose right now
One hour since the start
They've reached the classroom at last and have settled down
Leaving no time to rest
The big name Assassins of Laughter will be on the offense
You guys okay?
You guys haven't given the superintendent your greetings
We're going to greetong...
I'll guide you so let's go
Greet the superintendent come on
Heipo Omamegaoka High School New Students' Customary Greeting of the Superintendent
We have to greet the superintendent?
Not the principal?
Right?
Superintendent?
Is this a thing?
Is it a coincidence?
Oh them being here?
Students meeting the superintendent is quite rare
You're right
It's through here
It's for real, Superintendent's Room it says
It's true
Let's go in
Excuse us
It's here
Superintendent's Room
It's very fancy
This school's superintendent
used to be a teacher, and for their work as an educator, is very respected by everyone
All of the teachers, student's guardians, etc. they really truly respect them
They're a great teacher you guys
Teacher?
A great superintendent
That's just...
What the hell is that explanation?
Really
You said superintendent so many times just now
They're an extremely strict person so don't do anything disrespectful okay?
It's very suprising isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
Superintendent
Akutsu Maya (Amami Yuki)
The super strict teacher from the drama, "The Queen's Classroom"
Guys, this is Superintendent Akutsu. Now, introduce yourselves
Hosei you start
Okay
Eeh, I'm Tsukite-
That won't be necessary
You know you can't laugh, but...
That was so blunt. . .
That's so scary!
She's so scary...
It's not necessary, it's a waste of time
Life is a stacked pile of seconds
One who wastes time is one who wastes their life
Simple things like your names, I have already researched
Tsukitei Hosei, you debuted in 1988 with the name "Gasupeke" as a comedian
T/N: Gasupeke is the comedian duo that Yamasaki formed with former partner, Hiromitsu Noriyasu. Gasupeke was also stylistically spelled as "GSX".
In 2008 you became an apprentice to Rakugo Master Tsukitei Happo
Your best rakugo sketch is "Tale of Human Emotions, Clams Unsold"
In 2018, you published a book called "Rakugo is Wonderful" through Yoshimoto Books
Total number of sales is 5,000 copies
That's pretty...
That's scary . . .
I'm scared
5,000 is pretty low...
I want her to use the good data as well
Yes I agree
Endo Shozo, Tanaka Naoki
Yes
In 1992, you debuted with the name Cocorico Bombers as comedians
Endo, in October of 2018
Bought a 5 bedroom house with a balcony in Setagaya
T/N: Setagaya is a very posh neighborhood in Tokyo.
Using 1 million yen to build a golf green for your yard
T/N: 1 million yen to USD is roughly $9,151.
Using 1 million yen to build a golf green for your yard
It's pretty small though
Tanaka's car is a 26 year old second hand Volvo
That's it
That's it for us?
Volvo is...
I like Volvos
She has no information
That was very little info
Hamada Masatoshi, Matsumoto Hitoshi
In 1982, you made your debut with the name Light Bros. as comedians
Hamada's first girlfriend is
The girl with flowing hair, ABC-ko
How the hell?!?
It's from middle school
From middle school?
That's very scary
Wasn't there better data?
Right?
Matsumoto's first girlfriend, during 3rd year of middle school, was...
XYZ-ko
We don't know who that is
You don't
Right?
Yes yes, that's right
Wah that hurts
Matsumoto at the time
Wada Shunichi and yourself would often go on double dates
She knew so much
Isn't it amazing?
Yes that's in fact true, but...
...You say it all so easily
She really didn't hesitate
It's correct, but...
Matsumoto
Even if you wear a suit or a jersey
You always wear Crocs on your feet is that correct?
Those Crocs, where do you buy them?
Your Crocs, do you have different ones for summer and winter?
Yes I do, some have holes in them and others don't
What is going on?
That's my Crocs, what the hell
What are you doing with them?
I wore them this morning,
I was wearing them in the morning
Superintendent? Superintendent?
That hurts so bad
Matsumoto
Yes
Throw these Crocs
Hurry up and throw it
Throw it?
Throw it
Hamada, pick up the Crocs
I picked it up
Throw the Crocs
Throw it
Matsumoto
Yes
Do you understand what I'm having you do?
I have no idea
Crocs are designed to be bottom heavy
So naturally the sole wants to point down
and they always land the right way up
People like Matsumoto who have lost all sense of
curiosity and wonder about the things they love,
they aren't people
They're worth even less than monkeys
The moment we lose our curiosity,
humanity humanity is as good as dead
humanity is as good as dead
Matsumoto
Get a grip and wake up already
Ahhh, please...
You're looking pretty relaxed there, Endo
Yes?
You have this thing where you put on a silly voice, slap your cheeks,
get naked, and do a little dance, right?
Do that here, right now
Hurry up, get naked. Do it.
Right now?
Right now
Hurry hurry
You're wasting our time
Yes, sorry
She knows?
Does she know of this?
I guess so
Please let's hurry
Okay, here I go
She's laughing!!
She clearly laughed!
She laughed
Here I go
Do you know the rhythm of the samba?
Let's get excited for the new year, everyone!
HO HO HOI! HO HO HOI! Ba-dum bum!
That's enough
Exactly what is funny about that?
It is hard to get
Right! I don't know what makes it funny
Do it as Mori Shinichi
T/N: Mori Shinichi is a famous traditional Japanese singer that Endo often does impressions of.
Do "Ho ho hoi" as Mori Shinichi
The demands are intense
She's laughing!
Do you know the rhythm of the Samba
She's really laughing!
Let's get excited, everyone
That's enough
Endo did a good job
Yes, can't blame Endo
Even she was laughing!
I have this slight memory, Hosei
Yes
You also had this gag where you did a silly voice, comical pose,
and said, "Maaa", correct?
So she knows about this
She really knows about this
Would you go that far?
How does she know?
Try doing the "Maaa" gag
right here, right now
That's mean
This is new to me
MAAAAAA!!
Again
MAAAAAA!!
Endo, you do the "Maaa"
Me?
This is absurd
Totally absurd
MAAAAAA!!
Hosei
Yes
Do "Ho ho hoi"
Totally nonsensical
Do you know the rhythm of the Samba
Ho ho hoi!
Make the world smile an-
That's enough
Because this is such a rare opportunity
please do it while facing each other
Do it while looking into each other's eyes
Incredible
It really is incredible
Do you know the rhythm of the Samba
MAAAAAA!!
Everyone is having fun
Ho ho hoi!
Ba-dum bam, ho ho hoi!
Ba-dum bam
Ho-ho hoi
This is ridiculous!
This is hell...
Because this is such a precious moment,
both of you, try doing it as Shinichi Mori
This is incredible
She still won't let them off
Do you know the rhythm of the Samba
Stop
She's quick to stop it
"Stop"
Incredible...
It hurts
I can't
Of all the superintendents till now, this is by far the worst
Okay, everyone try doing "Maaa"
Whatever "Maaa" is
Right! Haha
What the hell is "Maaa"
Ready, set
MAAAAAA!!!
Louder
MAAAAAA!!!
Now as Shinichi Mori
Maaaaaa!
Is this even real...?
Really all over the place
All of you
Get a grip and wake up already
Now leave
We couldn't get her...
Hosei
GSX (Gasupeke)
What the...?
What sort of last word is that?
We were completely worn out
We were worn down harder than I thought we would be
Yes, indeed
One and a half hours since they started their school life
School life
1 hour and 30 minutes
It's about time to start a certain long battle
That must be instead of the drawers, right
Yeah, this has be this time's drawers
The annual drawer tradition
Shall I start?
Pull it out
Is it okay?
Aaaah, naah
No, but we have to do it
We should just get it over with
Tanaka is going first
Really
Doing it this way... Ah, it's tight
There's something in there
It's really packed in there
A letter?
A letter and something black
What IS that?
A letter and... What is this?
I should do it right away, right
Yeah, you've already taken it out so
Yeah
I should just check what it is
What the hell is that?
Yeah
BOX _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
T/N: These baggy pants are called "bontan" in Japanese. They're often associated with delinquents.
Unbeatable baggy pants. Wear this and if you laugh, the Batsu army
Unbeatable baggy pants..?
Unbeatable baggy pants. Wear this and if you laugh, the Batsu army
will cower away in fear. Super baggy pants. No time limit.
Now that's nice
will cower away in fear. Super baggy pants. No time limit.
Baggy pants?
What is that..
What
Unbeatable baggy pants!
What, that is Tanaka's?
Yeah, this is mine
Why?
What? Because I found it in my desk
So if you laugh they won't come for you?
Well, because it's the unbeatable baggy pants, I won't get punished
Unbeatable super item
They won't come even if I laugh
Even if you laugh...
They will cower away in fear
No time limit!
Yeah, there's no time limit
Is it really Tanaka's?
Of course, it was in my desk!
Really an incredible pair of baggy pants
Hurry up with the zipper
You're fumbling a lot
J-just try laughing a little
Tanaka has become unbeatable
Woah, that is super nice!
Ah, so that's what "cower in fear" means
What the hell is this
He really did cower away in fear
He makes me so mad
You did laugh
Well, yeah
Our pants
What is this?
Our pants are just regular pants
But it said there was no time limit, right?
Stop that lame acting
That's right
You were grinning
Cut that out. Don't chase him
Tsk!!
This is annoying
This loop is starting to get on my nerves
Pisses me off
Annoying
Tanaka cut it out
The back of my thighs hurt!
Thank you very much
Change your baggy pants
This has been going on for too long
Change your pants
I'm sorry, but this is mine
This time, we might be getting only nice items for a change...
Tanaka got this and so on
For real?
Well since...
Matsumoto-san
The opportunity for something good is there, Matsumoto!!
You might be lucky
Would be strange if only he got something good
That's true
Key for locker no. 5
Number 5
Ah, it's over here
Over there
Locker no. 5
Could be a nice item
That's right. Could be
It must be something that can't fit in here
It might make you invincible
Invincible... Could be
From the invincible series
Do you have the key?
An invincible school jacket maybe
Yes yes
Because a school jacket wouldn't be able to fit in there
Yes, yes
Might be what happens this year
That's right
EH!?
What is this?
Mysterious white box
A box
How scary
What is that?
There's so much inside
Oh, a DVD
Yet another DVD?
DVD and a mysterious item
I have a bad feeling about this
I feel uneasy about this DVD
They are changing it up. Usually Tanaka is the one getting DVDs
Are you up for it?
It will explain things
Putting it in
I don't feel like this is going to a be a nice item
School Challenge
X month X day X day of week Class Duty Hamada Matsumoto
With the items in the box, the five of you will play a nostalgic school game
With the items in the box, the five of you will play nostalgic school games
All of us?
The 5 of you will play elimination rounds where the losers stay. Once there is only 1 person left, that person will be severely punished
Again?
The 5 of you will play elimination rounds where the losers stay. Once there is only 1 person left, that person will be severely punished
Just stop it
They did it
They did
Batsu Game
The Batsu game is: Plastic bottle rocket
Plastic bottle rocket
I'm so scared
3 plastic bottlerockets on standby
3 plastic bottle rockets on standby
From a distance, 3 bottle rockets will be on standby
This is no good
They will then fire them at different times
Fired at different times
This is no good
Speed
The speed is about 40 km/h
T/N: That's about 25 miles per hour.
That's scary
Total destructive force
Scary
It's a punch with an outstanding destructive force
Why would you do such a thing?
Nostalgic School Challenge
Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do on the recorder
Hold up
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Do-re-mi on the recorder
Play the perfect do-re-mi on the recorder
Each of you will one by one, in order, use the recorder
Why do we have to do something like this?
Play do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do without slipping up
Example
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
The start position requires all fingers to cover all holes
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
This is diff...
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
Wonder if I can do it well
DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DO
Difficult
If you slip up you are out! Losers remain in the game!
Why this
Lets! Challenge!
We will all try on the same one?
We will take turns, though
Taking turns
The first try counts
Here we go
That's right
I have to get my fingers ready
Can't wait for that
Ready, start
No no no
That's no good
Losers stay in
Like you are playing a shakuhachi
T/N: A shakuhachi is a traditional Japanese/Chinese flute made out of bamboo.
Like a shakuhachi
Messed up the "do"
Wrong from "do"
And I'm the one getting slapped?
Because you laughed
That's right
Hosei...
You look confident
I'm pretty good at this
Seriously?
Ready
Start
Yes
No good
He's bursting with laughter
Can't do that, Hamada
Hamada is bursting with laughter
A laughter free of any worry
Having too much fun
It went "ahowooohuoo-oo"
Why is everyone
Playing it like a shakuhachi?
Right?
Okay, here goes
Okay
Here you go
Ready
Start
What!?
That's right
Hamada laughed
Hamada is laughing every time
Why?
Hamada laughs every time
How come?
How can we accomplish this?
Here I go
No good!!
That's no good
It's pretty tough...
Make it sound nicer
I see
Quit it with that skit
I forgot
That's right
That should've been fine
Not the last part
The last note was no good
But wasn't this one safe?
Right?
I think so too
The last part
But the end was...
If you say that then this bit will never end
Think about it a bit
Yeah, we have to do this
Sorry, but...
Let's make it easier
Right?
But just now was a bit...
That's right
Right?
That's enough. Thank you
That was quick. Why can't I do it?
That sounded like, "heehee"
He's straight up laughing
It went piii!!
Isn't this strange?
On the "do" part...
"Do" is not played right
But it was played
Why can't we play it well?
Next up in the Nostalgic School Challenge
Huh?
Nostalgic School Challenge
T/N: In Japan, you do not wear the same shoes you wear outside when you're inside. This also applies in schools where everyone is required to have a pair of indoor shoes.
Indoor shoes shoot
Won't this also be hard?
Sure will be
Oh man, this is pretty hard
Kick your shoes from about 2 meters distance
You win if the indoor shoes go into the trash can
Keep at it until you find the loser
Two meters, no problem
This will be decisive
I see
Let's! Challenge!
All of us are still left
Two meters?
Two meters
Where?
Let's all agree
Where would the two meter mark be?
Let's all decide and agree
Should we do it like this?
Let's put this down here
For the time being
Yes
You can't do that
Since they are leather shoes
Leather has nothing to do with it. You are out
He was practicing
We didn't confirm the distance
We all agreed on the distance, didn't we?
That's not okay...
He was practicing
But you are out
This has nothing to do with us
Let's be friends
What's up?
He hit my hand
I will go first, ok?
Yes
Let's move it across the room
Okay
Like this
Isn't it a disadvantage to go first?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors
It's because you already practiced once
No, because you went ahead and practiced
So strict
Do you want that throw to be the real thing? No? Then go
Here I go
Right
Yes
Nice
Matsumoto qualifies!!
Nice
Went straight in
I watched from over here and
Seriously?
I thought, "This is going to make it in"
Nice