Team Gaki Presents
Team Leader: Rich Translators: Conjyak BabyStand solar Zebestt sonjeigo photodiode GakiNoSuitGuy AshAbs funtonite Typesetters: Small Carl Adilofax Sacro Dudedafool carebu samsamuel Nigel Amria Textualpoacher kannibleklown Nojiko Caleb Barrett Karaoke: Konohana Niji Translation Check: Oolong Quality Checkers: John Dread Ecksdee Elestriel Moocau
14 hours into their school life
They finish watching the drama club and return to the classroom
Everyone, please take your seats
Yes
What's this?
Huh, what's this?
Please take your seats
A pro wrestling set in the classroom
What is this?
I have a bad feeling about this
What is this
Take your seats
Ehhh
This isn't normal
What is this?
They've definitely set something up
Not good
You can't find a high school like this anywhere
That's true
This is kinda scary
Blow-by-blow commentator and MC
Ralph Suzuki
Oh
What's up
If he's here then that means...
Yeah, last year
And now,
This century's biggest dangerous comedy
Coming to you from the Comedy Association
Extremely revolutionary new style manzai
I now open the Electric Explosion
Manzai Deathmatch!
Electric Explosion Manzai Deathmatch
From the Comedy Association
What are they planning with this?
And now, I present the fighters
In the red corner the straight man
Dangerous
Ino!
What?
Looks like a guy you don't want to mess with
Pretty scary
Right?
That's really scary
Dangerous Ino
Straight man
Woah insane
Wow scary
Scary
He's a little too ripped
This guy's the straight man
Wow, his muscles are twitching
That's impressive
And now,
In the blue corner
He has taken the path of true immorality
Funny man Kawashima Shogo!!
Told you
Seriously?
Gekidan Hitori
Funny man
He's here this year too
He turned up again this year
Immoral
Whoa, both of them are already
Raring to go!
They're glaring at each other in the middle of the ring!!
The sparks are flying!
If he makes a fool of himself, will he live or die in the end?
Electric Explosion Manzai Deathmatch
Who will break through the defensive line!?
Hello, we're the Crazy Boys
You know what?
What?
Doing manzai in front of people like this
Yeah?
No matter how many times I do it I tense up
That's for sure
Especially since
Our audience is so cool today
Definitely
I'm a little nervous
Yeah for sure
Starting over there, handsome guy
Yeah
Handsome guy
Yep
Skip one, handsome guy
What are you doing, skipping one!
Whoa! The straight man takes the initiative and suddenly
Hits with his open palm!
Towards the funny man
Such a powerful retort! Kawashima, are you okay!?
They already laughed, but please watch until the end
That's intense
Can he still act stupid?
Is he okay?
It's too severe
Come on!
Breaks your heart to see it
What's up? Oy!
Come on and be stupid!!
Just breaks your heart
He can't act stupid after that
Can he still play at being stupid?
He's gone dizzy in the head
He needs a bit of time
Come on, be stupid
He's all lightheaded
This is crazy
But really, everyone is so cool
From over there, a nice guy
Yeah, that's right
Nice guy,
Yeah, yeah
T/N: This was a play-on-words. "Irrelevant" in Japanese is "rongai" which rhymes with "naisu gai" (nice guy).
A guy who is no longer relevant
That's rude
Saying that he's irrelevant!
Why don't you stop
Fooling around all the time!
Dropkick! He's blown off his feet! This is Ito's extreme straight man right here!
Oi!
Get up!
Looks like he's taken a lot of damage!
Kawashima...
Will Kawashima give up?
You're getting cheered on
Hang in there, Kawashima
Go for it
Don't give up!
Can he stand up?
He's up!
Amazing, really
Well then
Wow
Well actually,
How can he keep going?
I don't have much money
So I'm thinking of getting a part-time job soon
Right
Actually recently,
I don't have much money either so I was thinking of working part-time at a convenience store
Convenience store, huh
Let's try it
Okay then
I'll be the convenience store worker
If you'll be the customer
Okay, the customer? Got it
Oh, it's a convenience store
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
T/N: Having a bell on the door is more associated with coffee shops.
Hey, that's not a damn convenience store!
You're just joking
around!
Extreme sparks, ringing explosion
Oh and on top of that...
Even though I said let's do a convenience store!
He's gotten the bat out!
It's not a coffee shop!
That's a ton of smoke!
This is insane
Come on, get up!
You!
What the hell is wrong?
I'll be the clerk so you be the customer
Even more put-downs coming from the straight man!
Well, what will you do? Funny man
Kawashima, will you finally give up?
Come on, quickly, do the customer!
Oh, a convenience store
He's gone stupid
That's a train!
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Get a grip!
Watch out!
Stop joking around!
It went all white!
Hitori, it's okay already
Now this is what I call
The Reiwa Era's new style manzai
However
He's taken too much damage!
So I'll do
He stands!
The convenience store clerk and you do the customer, hurry up
Don't be stupid, Kawashima!
That's enough!!
Oh, a convenience store
Madam are you open?
That's not right either!!
We already told you to stop
Get back!!
Wait seriously?
Yeah over there
What!?
No way!
Take a look!
Ehhhh?
Kawashima...
Is he alright?
They put their lives on the line for comedy
And fight!
What will you do Kawashima?
I'm giving up
Thanks very much
Manzai Deathmatch is over
That was crazy
I can't even see Kawashima...
Can't see him
That was amazing
I've never seen manzai like this before
At last the climax!! This year's Chono is a little different
Chono
I'll give you a chance
I'll take it!
Great work!!
A big surprise at the end
Secret
15 hours into their school life
In this school where comedy is life,
There exists a special class
Everyone doing okay?
Um, in Heipo Omamegaoka High School
For those who passed the special entrance exam for impressions
There is a class for scholarship students
Everyone, we will take a lesson with them now
Okay, let's go
They'll take part in a class for the impressionist scholarship students!!
What kind of high school is this?
Special entrance exam
Impressions huh?
They're putting a lot of effort into culture
Yeah, a lot
They had drama also
What was this? Impressions?
It's for students
Who got in with their impression skill
That sounds fun
They're pretty lively
Impressions scholarship class
Good, they are for sure
Come on, this way
Oh, they're here
Impressions scholarship class students
These are the impression scholarship class students
Akimasa Haraguchi
T/N: Sanma Akashiya is a famous Japanese comedian, well known for his enthusiastic reaction and laughter.
Sanma Akashiya
Come on, show me it! Please! Show it to me!
T/N: Yuuji Oda is an actor and singer who is famous for his role as a police detective in the drama, "Bayside Shakedown".
Takahiro Yamamoto
Yuuji Oda
All right already
Muroi can you hear me?
The incident isn't happening in the meeting room
It's happening in the classroom!
You're overdoing it
T/N: Yasuko Sawaguchi is an actress who is well known for her commercials for Levain biscuits.
Yasuko Sawaguchi
Welcome
Welcome to the Levain party.
Please have a canape
Miracle Hikaru
T/N: Kudo Shizuka was a famous J-Pop singer who debuted in the 80s. She's married to SMAP member, Takuya Kimura.
Shizuka Kudo
Miracle Hikaru
Märchen Sunaga
I love you! Meet you! OK come on!
Give it to me too!
Not fair~
Yasuko Sawaguchi is pretty funny
Teacher's coming! Sit down!
I am the teacher of this class, Mr. Sakata~ Thank you~
That's amazing! The quality is way too high!
Seiya
T/N: Toshio Sakata goes by the comedian name, Aho no Sakata (Sakata the Idiot).
(Shimofuri Myojo)
Toshio Sakata
That's scary
Okay, I'm going to start class for today
Thank you~
Well, I want to start class but
I have something I want to say to all of you
Hey Haraguchi
You can do an imitation of Sanma, right?
Try doing it
Sanma Akashiya
Found you! Ho ho!
How many damn years have you been doing this!?
You! How many years have you been doing Sanma!!
You fool, Sanma earned an income to support his family
That's Sanma!!
Bozo
Yamamoto!
You can do an imitation of Kane Kosugi right?
Try doing it
Kane Kosugi
T/N: Kane Kosugi is an Asian American martial artist of Japanese and Chinese descent. He also competed in the Japanese TV show, Sasuke (Ninja Warriors in the US).
If you train everything,
You too can get a perfect body
When did he say that!!
I've never heard that!!
Update yourself to match with Kane Kosugi
I like Kane Kosugi the best, among talents
If there were a talent directory, Kane Kosugi's page would be first
Don't disrespect Kane Kosugi!!
I'm not so sure about that...
Miracle
You can do a impression of Utada Hikaru right?
Utada Hikaru
Try it
Thank you
That's just perfect
It's not just an impression...
It's just sexy, amazing
I can't help but see you as a woman. Try standing up
Take a look at this...
You're not even a female comedian or anything
You're a woman
After this one gets married, she'll be even
better
Utada Hikaru is definitely out of my league, but I could just about get with this one
Just right!
A perfect woman
What even...
Say something at least
What is his expression?
That kind of face won't do
What's that expression?
There're more members than usual today
New students, you all want to join the special imitation class right?
Hosei right?
I've heard that your impression of Hamasho is your specialty
Give it a try
Shogo Hamada
T/N: Shogo Hamada is a famous singer/songwriter and used to be in the band, Aido. No relations to Masatoshi Hamada.
One More Saturday
Last night you wept all night without sleeping
Superb, wonderful! Thank you
Matsumoto right?
It's written here that your Lupin the Third is your speciality
Please do your Lupin the Third impression
No, I don't really do that at all
Well, stand and try it
Oh my, Lupin the Third
That's the worst!!
I can't do it
I really can't
Ah, Hamada
Hamada doesn't have to do an impression
This is a gorilla, he's already doing a gorilla
Hamada is the gorilla part
It's not even an impression, he's just a gorilla
Hamada has known this from a young age but...
He can't do anything, doesn't do anything
Doesn't make efforts or have dreams
Doesn't have goals either and gets betrayed by his partner
T/N: ¥150,000 yen is approximately $1,402 USD.
Doesn't have a family either
And earns ¥150,000 a month at this stage of his career
Doesn't have a house or home or namesake TV show
Hasn't ever hosted a show and isn't even anything
What would you try hard at
And what can you do
Please enlighten me!!
That was insane
He sure says a lot!
That blows my impression of Master Sakata out of the water
Really, no,
Why have you been like that since forever ago
Always always persisting at the same thing
Twitter, Instagram, social media
You've been dissed on all those platforms again and again
Making your partner get fed up with you and your seniors making you cry
Day in and day out crying in a corner of the house
What are your goals, what can you do, all of that
Enlighten me with it all!!
What impression of Hamada does he have?
That's enough!
Thank you for your dihonorable talent
Thank you for your dishonorable talent
That face!
Let's go
Kinda makes you sick
Definitely
I wanted to see more impressions
14 hours into their school life
17 hours has passed. Now begins the last press for answers
Everyone listen up
Your school life comes to a close soon
You all are going to have your last homeroom class so let's go
What's that?
We haven't even had one homeroom class,
but we're having our last one?
New assassins hunt down the 5
3rd grade classroom
Okay, please take your seats
Everyone, this is your last homeroom class
You'll all reflect on the time you spent with your teachers and friends
Huh? What's this feeling?
Head Teacher
Takeda Tetsuya
Shoulda known
Of course, "3-B"!
T/N: Takeda Tetsuya played the head teacher in the famous drama "Mr. Kinpachi of the Class 3-B".
Yep, "3-B" is written right there
Your graduation day has finally come
I'd like to start our last homeroom class
With your 25 classmates, me, the head teacher, and the assistant head teacher
Mr. Ito,
Let's make this a homeroom class we'll never forget
Um actually
I got a suggestion from Maeda, the class representative
He wrote an essay about his memories of the time he spent with everyone over the past year
I'm going to have Maeda read that essay now
Maeda, please
A lot happened over the past year; let's look back on it
Maeda, go ahead
Looking back over my school life
The first thing I think of is definitely our sports festival
In the class vs. class relay, of course, everyone ran their hardest
All of us became one-
Um, what the...
Yayyy!!
Everyone is an accomplice to the prank
What makes the last homeroom class special
Congratulations on graduating
Okay!!
That's really weird
Just a class of idiots
A grand slam of a surprise!! Nice Job!!
Well then,
I thought I would startle you all again
Actually, in all of your desks,
From the principal, is a
Wonderful, wonderful present
Okay, please take it out
Please look inside your desks, it's a present from the principal
Please open the lid
What!?
That's right!!
Everyone gets
Red and white steamed buns
T/N: Red and white are important colors to Japanese culture and it's often used in decorations and celebration, particularly for New Years.
Huh? Hamada's is a little different, no?
Uh, mine's...
Hamada got
T/N: The red fox (kitsune) and green raccoon (tanuki) are two variations of instant udon noodle soup. The red fox flavor uses inari tofu skin (in folklore, foxes love inari), while the green raccoon flavor uses tempura bits.
Red fox and green raccoon
Yay!!
This is too much
Too much
He's really prepared a ton
He's really popular for sure
Actually, for this year's graduates there is a special present and that is
To put everyone's voices into
A time capsule, this was the school's idea
That said, now everyone's prompt is...
"In 10 years, I want to be doing this job"
Let's all record your dreams here
First up is Tanaka
Tanaka, in ten year's time what kind of job will you be doing?
Please talk about that dream!!
Go!!
In 10 years I want it to be just the same
I'd like to be doing the same kind of job with everyone
Wonderful thoughts!! Applause!
Next is Endo
This has been an eventful year
Okay, here we go... Wait, wait
Go!
With all of my beloved members,
I'd like to continue working with them from the bottom of my heart
And now the class favorite!!
Let's get his thoughts on his 10-year dream. Please stand
When I say "Go" say your dream
Here we go... Go!!
In 10 years I'll be a policeman
When I graduate I'd like to become a policeman...
Okay!!
Yay!!
He really does it up
He's really toying with us
Not good
Okay, next
Hamada please come here
What!?
Come, here
Every morning didn't you always do that?
Let's do that
Do what?
Over there are the 4 class morals
Every morning we said them loudly in unison and vowed to uphold them
Written there are Class 3-B's 4 vows
Please read them
We'll start from the top
Okay
Okay, are you ready, Hamada?
Okay
First!!
As young people, we must respect our parents!!
Second!!
Become a person who loves their friends!!
Third!!
Become a person with an abundance of knowledge!!
Fourth!!
When the time calls, start a movement
T/N: That is an actual line from the song "WOW WAR TONIGHT ~Toki ni wa Okoseyo Movement" which Hamada sang when he was in the band, "H Jungle with t".
4 class morals
As young people, we must respect our parents!!
Become a person who loves their friends!!
Become a person with an abundance of knowledge!!
When the time calls, start a movement!!
1.
2.
3.
4.
You were a little stilted, like an announcer, it wasn't like you
Okay
How about this,
Try saying it like you're singing!!
This great phrase!! Isn't it a good phrase?
Here we go
Fourth!!
♪ When the time calls, start a movement
Hey, Hamada
How about saying "When the time calls, start a movement"
In that way?
Hmm? What way?
You know, the one you always do on TV
The one that goes"Here are the results!!" you know
T/N: On the show, "King of Conte" (which Hamada hosts) he is well-known for shouting, "Here are the results!!"
Here we go
Fourth!!
When the time calls, start a
movement!!
It's not landing at all?
Go back!! Go back!!
Moron!!
That's scary
That's too much!! Really!!
This is a concentrated attack
Last is an event that I do every year to
Close out this homeroom class
Seriously...?
Let's sing with a loud voice
And close out this fun homeroom class
All right everyone? Okay?
We'll all sing together
Here we go!!
Music starting!!
♪ Kaientai - Words of Sendoff
T/N: This is the theme song of "Mr. Kinpachi of the Class 3-B" sung by Takeda Tetsuya.
In the shadows and light of the town just before the sun goes down
I give you these words as you leave
As the shadows cover the town~♪
You're gonna sing?!
They're messing around too much
At once, bow!
Today, I want to have a drink and then go home
Heh heh heh heh heh
Come on...
School life 18 hours
The last homeroom class went off without a hitch
It's almost the graduation ceremony you know
To their graduation ceremony, the culmination of their school life
At last, at the culmination of their school life,
They go to their graduation ceremony
Let's go
It's the graduation ceremony