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Team Gaki Presents
Abyss of Surpressed Emotion
An abyss of surpressed emotions...
That's when people cry and break into laughter
Crying while breaking into laughter
That's when people cry and break into laughter
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Gaki No Tsukai's Best Series!!
"No Laughing Scientists"
Gaki No Tsukai's best
"No Laughing" series!
This year they are scientists!
YAAAAA!!!
Laughter Assassins Attack
Most Powerful Lineup!!
The strongest lineup of laughter assassins!
I have no idea
Don't say it like that!!
Anything can happen if it's funny!
Barrage of solid jokes!!
If it's funny, anything can happen!
The laughter assassins barrage them with solid jokes!!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME?
Shoten
Shoten's Urgent Showdown!!
URGENT SHOWDOWN
Shoten's Urgent Showdown!!
What do they have in common?
SECRET is important
Of course I'd laugh at that!!
Experiments
Skill
Science experiments laced with skill!
Rocket Punch Explosion
That's so dirty!!
Unpleasant Memories
Unpleasant memories...
Run away from the devils!
Screaming and screeching tag!!
They must run from the devils again this year!
scale up
Storm of screams
The punishments are scaled up to a storm of screams!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
That's the worst!!
Unbelievable Behavior
Abdominal Collapse! Waking up experiment!
Abdominal collapse! Waking up experiment!!
This year's Jimmy is amazing!!
I can't! Sorry!!
It's a monster!!
YOU DID IT!
AHHH DON'T!!
YOU DID IT!!
AAAAAHHHH~!!
Continuous laughter!! Don't miss the 6-hour special!!
Continuous laughter! Prepared 6-hour special!!
Continuous laughter!! Don't miss the 6 hour special!!
The New Year's Special,
absolutely no laughing
No Laughing
24 Hours
24-Hour Scientists!!
SCIENTISTS
Downtown
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Hamada Masatoshi
Here we are again.
Cocorico
Endo Shozo
Tanaka Naoki
Tsukitei Housei
Please enjoy!!
Here we are, once again!!
We hope you like it!
I'm tired of the cheering!!
That was a very cool line just now
Your voice is gone!!
Ah, Hamada-san!!
Go home, Hamada-san!
Your voice has no strength
I'm fine
What?
I'm fine
You are not okay!
No you aren't!
You're not okay like that?
Your voice is rattling
Your voice is like Umemiya Tatsuo's voice
You're gonna get scolded
This year's theme is..?
Yes, this year's theme is...
It was scientists
Yes, it was scientists.
It's a long stretch, so
Matsumoto-san, introduce the VTR please
The previous previous VTR has
been edited for everyone in the studio
The previous previous VTR has
to include what we call subs, START!!
THAT'S ENOUGH
He introduced it very politely
START!!
"Polite" in some sense
No Laughing Scientists
Starting Point
The starting point,
on a morning like any other,
Ordinary Morning
kindly welcomes the 5 men
The weather is just like the past years
It's always the same
It doesn't cheer us up...
I really don't think we need 5 people
Isn't 4 people enough?
You mean we switch in and out?
Anyone, don't you think 4 people is enough?
So that one persontakes a break?
So that one person takes a break?
Yes, they take a break
That in itself sounds hard
Do you have a problem with that?
The one who's resting will be worried sick
No, I wouldn't be worried at all. I just want to rest.
No no no, what are you saying?
Right?
It's "Downtown's Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende"
Yes, that's right
I've never been told
Our pay is divided among 5 people anyway
YEAH RIGHT
That's not true
Right, Hosei-san?
That's not true
Wait here
"Wait here" it says
It's cooollddd
Delorean
Whoa, incredible
Amazing
Did he borrow that from Kon-chan?
Wow wow wow
Incredible
Hahaha
Wow, amazing
And the person inside is?
Of course
Everyone, good morning!
Forget good morning...
Downtown's Former Manager
Fujiwara Hiroshi
He looks like a monster
What a dirty face
Come back later, lose some weight, then come back
Seriously
Yeah
I just came back from the future but
Yoshimoto Kogyo had, in the Manhattan Metropolis,
Yoshimoto Kogyo had, in the Manhattan Metropolis
built a 300-story company building
I was so surprised!!
Who are you?
Uh... a scientist
Aaahhh no no no
Not a scientist...
What happened?
"Ah no no"
Natural comedian!!
So uh, guys
By looking at this outfit, I'm sure you can tell
Oh, he's going to tell us here
This year's theme is Professors of Science
What?
This year's theme is Professors of Science
Oh, professors of science
There's a word like that?
No there isn't, if you think about it
Science and Professor are words, but
"Professor of Science" doesn't seem to be a phrase
You're Professors of Science!!
Matsumoto!!
Professors of Science or Yoshimoto, which do you like more?
Professors of Science
Even though you say that, I already know
You REALLY like Yoshimoto
"Even though you say that"!?
These 5 become rookie scientists &
endure 24 hours of rigorous duty
With that,
the 5 men become rookie scientists
Why did they use that picture for Hosei?
and endure 24 hours of rigorous duty
I know right?!
How spiteful
Moreover, you guys
call yourselves scientists but what the hell are you wearing?
Well you just told us, so...
Yeah
Your change of clothes are in those BOXES
Can you go change immediately?
Isn't there a more scientific way to change?
Yeah!
change into appropriate clothing
Before fulfilling scientists' duties
The first step to becoming scientists,
they must change into the appropriate clothing
It's just a box and a curtain
I'm going to get you all to come out one after another
First up, Matsumoto
You look good
Muscular Macho Doctor
Thank you very much
You're setting the bar high
Thank you!
You look like you could have an IQ of 200
Ahh, I might
Okay next, Endo!
Wish me luck!
Handsome as always you look good
Handsome Newlywed Doctor
Handsome as always you look good
He is newly-married, right?
You look like you could win a Nobel Prize
I'll do my best!
Tanaka!
Oh, you look good
Lanky Dirty Doctor
You're looking a little lanky
but you look smart
Thank you very much
You're like the Edison of the Comedy World
"Lanky"
I appreciate it
So
Hosei!
Looking good
Naive Little Boy Doctor
Thank you
You look cute
"Naive little boy"
You look like you're squid-witted
Squid?
Quick-witted
Seafood?
You mean seafood?
Quick-witted
Okay, Hamada!
Hamada is the only Female Scientist
Look at that
Female scientist!
Why are youthe only female scientist?
Is that what they meant?
Why are you the only female scientist?
What happened to you?
Female scientist!
No no I don't like it
Wait she's pregnant
He has to take caution
What a mess
She's pregnant!!
She has huge boobs
Pregnant...
Your pants: what are those pink frills?
What is that?
Sexy... garter
Sexy garter, is it?
Is it a sexy garter?
This shows up every few years, this sexy garter...
Yes, it pops up
Speaking of which "there it is", that wig...
Right?
No doubt about it
No doubt...
Apparently that's not a wig
Apparently that's his spirit
It forms via his spirit
It appears if he bites his thumb or something
Does it grow out?
This year's rules are simple
Train as rookie scientists for 24 hours
During training, absolutely no laughing
If you laugh, you'll receive a harsh punishment
For 24 hours, during their training, they cannot laugh, no matter what
That's all there is to the rules
So, uh, the
"Science Laboratory" bus will be here
Again?
Let's go then
No more buses, let's just walk
We're scientists but we still travel by bus
I'm fine with the bus; I just want to get there quickly.
I agree
I know that's not the case, though
Starting point
Finally, they are facing the harsh beginning
The relaxed mood has changed
Tensions are high
The tensions are high
It's cold-
oh, it's here!!
In that moment the 5 men saw
the bus that would transport them
This bus was
leaked all over Twitter and the like
It was everywhere
It was all over the place
Guys the bus is here
Of course
I can see it...
I know
Guys, look
Gaasuu Kurobikari Science Laboratory:
that's the place where you guys will spend your time researching
How is it? Funny, right?
What? Funny?
It's not quite funny...
Not funny
Were you aiming to be funny?
Then it's not particularly funny
It's pretty average
Then it's not particularly funny
The bus to Gaasuu Kurobikari Science Laboratory
On the bus designed with Ein-suga-ein's face
They will set off to the Science Laboratory
they will make their way to the Science Laboratory
Everyone,
once you board the bus,
you’re not allowed to laugh
Everyone
When you feel you’re ready, then we’ll head off
Let’s board from the middle entrance
From the middle?
we’re going in this order?
It’ll start once we board
Aw man, then
Let's go
Shall we board?
Yep
It begins
Man, I don’t wanna start but I guess it won't end if we don’t start
Ahhh
Man, I don’t wanna start, but I guess it won't end if we don’t start
That's right
It's gonna be hell
Okayy, I’m gonna board
Let's go shall we?
Do not laugh Scientists 24 hours
Okay I'm on
Only Tanaka isn't allowed to laugh
We haven't started yet, have we?
Say something, man
What are you doing?
How come you’re not getting on the bus?
Oh that's how you board the bus so I thought
Please get on the bus
You gotta be kidding me
It just popped out of nowhere
No wayyy
Aw come on guys
The timing was awesome
Tanaka's out right?
He's out
We didn’t get on
Come on guys...
What the hell is this?!
Why aren’t you guys boarding the bus?
Wow
An ass whipping from
the Black Army soldiers
I feel sorry for Tanaka
That was crazy
That was bad, man
That was awesome
Alright let's go
Okay, okay let's get on
let’s get on
let’s get on, please
That was quite a hit
Okay let's do this
All aboard
That was awesome
Let's do this
Do we have to sit in order?
T/N: Matsumoto is using a foreigner accent
That messed me up real bad
Passengers already on board
Man...
We’re aiming for cheap laughs with that fart, aren't we?
We're aiming for cheap laughs with that fart, aren't we?
Hahaha
But it was freaking hilarious
Is that so?
You just casually laughed
You just laughed
Yeah we’re aiming for cheap laughs
Yeah just now
That's right. I totally forgot not to laugh
You're still laughing now
You just laughed
You're still laughing now
You just casually laughed
Really?
Let's get serious
As they set off to the Science Laboratory
As they set off,
what lies ahead for them?
Ahh so it begins
The year 2016
From now on they wont be able to laugh
Within the bus, the atmosphere gets heavy
Laughing assassins lie ahead;
who will be the first special guest!?
For them, laughing assassins lie ahead
with the first being a special guest, who will it be?
Laughing assassins lie ahead;
who will be the first special guest!?
For them, laughing assassins lie ahead, with the first being a special guest,
who will it be?
So what’s your name?
So it's like that hey
Arrived at a bus stop
The platform's pretty low
That was quick
Ah this part
Detective
Wakabayashi Masayasu
Inspector Zenigata
T/N: Suzuki is playing Inspector Zenigata from a popular manga series called Lupin the Third
Suzuki Ryohei
This should be the bus
It follows the escapades of master thief Arsène Lupin III and Lupin and his gang are constantly chased by Inspector Koichi Zenigata of the ICPO, who has made it his life's work to arrest them, pursuing Lupin across the globe.
Yes, I received information that Lupin is on this bus
It's Suzuki Suzuki
It's Suzuki, Suzuki
Oi you guys!
Until i find Lupin here, I can't allow you to leave
Inspector Zenigata’s mission
Arresting Lupin the fugitive
You will show yourself to us willingly
Zenigata...?
Inspector,
these 5 guys dressed as scientists, don’t they look suspicious?
Certainly...
It's a gut feeling we have
Lupin is certainly here
Well done, inspector
Which one of these people might be Lupin?
Speaking of Lupin, he is a master of disguise, so it wont be easy to find him
Before we arrest someone, bring those guys in here!
Before we arrest someone, bring those guys in here
Alright, come in!!
What is it?
Lupin’s accomplices
Endo’s father and brother board the bus
What is it?
Already here
Already here, all of a sudden
That was quick
Again, this year
That was quick
Endo's family is here again
Come on
Already
Hey Goemon
T/N: Endo's dad is playing Goemon. Another character from the Lupin the Third manga franchise, Goemon Ishikawa XIII is a renegade samurai that usually partners with Lupin in his exploits
Out of these 5 people, point out Lupin
I have no frickin clue
He doesn't talk like that...
He hasn't done his research
He doesn't talk like that
You should do your research
What was that?
Who do you think you're playing?
Looks like he's just winging it
No clue...
He's just winging it
Inspector, looks like this guy is keeping his mouth shut
Seems so..
You know what,
I just wanted to do a plug-in (advertise) of my new TV drama
Why do I have be alongside this B-grade celebrity’s family?
At the end of the year why am I stuck in a show with comedians and
doing this serious skit with these idiots?
You don’t have to be that straight up about it!
I feel sorry for him
He's right though
You didn't need to say that directly
He's right
He exposed everything!
He’s so straight forward!
He hit my back
He’s so straight forward!
He was so straight up about it
You shouldn’t really say that, that was dirty!
But you know, what Lupin is a pro at disguising
however his weak point is a honey-trap
Bring the recently arrested Fujiko in here
Hey, Fujiko you're up!!
That means...
So that means it's
Yep
Heyy~ its me Fujiko
Lupin’s accomplice
Endo’s mum boards the bus
"Heyy~ its me Fujiko"
"Heyy~ its me Fujiko"?
T/N: Endo's mum is playing Lupin's love interest, Fujiko Mine. Although Fujiko usually works together with the others, she occasionally exploits Lupin's interest in her to steal the treasure for herself.
"Heyy~ its me Fujiko"
This is bad
There she is
Wow
She has no clue
The real Fujiko doesn't say
"Heyy~ its me Fujiko" she doesn't say that
Welcome Fujiko, Your se-
I’m wondering if-
Huh? what is it?
if we (his parents) can find Lupin
using this sexy outfit to lure him out
she just wants to deliver her lines
This is awesome
Oh my God
What is with her delivery?
Her delivery
The delivery of her lines is so stiff
Aw man this is bad
The delivery of her lines is so stiff
Let's see what she gonna say next
Out of these five,
Fujiko’s mission
Luring out Lupin using a honey-trap
in order, I will find Lupin
using my sexiness to lure him out
Come again?
Yes, you!
What do you think of this?
This is tough
Not really
Don’t you think I'm sexy?
Yeah...
Ah yes?
You look good for your age
Oh my goodness...
You're so cute~
What the hell is this?
Bam!!
What the hell indeed...
I have no idea what's going on...
That's right
What's going on..?
Ahh so this is how the new year starts
I have no idea...
This will never ever end
Oy you are not doing a very good job!!
They're not gonna call us to come back next year!
I'm doing the best that I can
We won't be able to work together anymore
Fujiko VS Goemon
Inner conflict regarding mission details
I’m really doing my best
You should do it properly
Looks like it
I am!
You should try harder
You wanna fight?
It's been 40 years
40 years, wow...
Man this...
That was bad
That was a bad rip-off
Fujiko VS Goemon
A rehash of Ueshima and Degawa’s argument
They didn't do it very well
It's been 40 years...
Yes about 40 years
(Translator note: Endo's brother is playing Daisuke Jigen, Lupin's right-hand man and closest ally)
In front of my brother as well...
Hey Jigen
This fat lip lady is full giving you a dirty look
Do not engage with her at all costs!!
What are you staring at?
T/N: Endo’s brother is speaking politely with a bad attitude
I don't think I was...
Stop that, Jyunji
That's enough, Jigen
He’s speaking politely
I don't think...
What the hell are you staring at?
No I wasn't
Oy, big lipped freak
I wasn't staring...
Jigen VS Hamada
Another rehash of Ueshima and Degawa’s argument
I wasn't
You were staring
No, no I wasn't
You were
What are you staring at, huh?
I said I wasn't
Yes you were
What the hell
I'm sorry I didn't know
Man again this year
I know right
There's no escape
You just can't break away
Come on
There's just no escape
Once you're in that situation, there's no escape
You heard what he said: he called you a big lipped freak
That was close
He was being so polite as well
I dunno, what should we do now?
That’s right, we have no other choice
Alright! Bring out the woman they call the "number 1 sexiest woman" in our police department!
The last strategy to arrest Lupin
The Police Department’s Number 1 sexiest woman
Yes that woman
We should be able to find the fugitive with this honey-trap
Please come in!!
Ahh I think I know who it is
Who is it?
Huh!?
Your wife!!
I am Cocorico’s Endo’s wife, Masami
Please come in!!
Ahh I think I know who it is
Who is it?
Huh?!
Your wife!!
That's my wife
I am Cocorico’s Endo’s wife, Masami
No way!
The last strategy to arrest Lupin
Infiltration of Endo’s wife
Hold up!
Oh my God
Hold on a second!
Ah, nice to meet you!
Oh my God
Hold on a second!
Wow the whole family’s here!
That's right everyone's here
Isn’t she Sekine’s ex-manager?
Yes, yes that's right
Isn't she Sekine’s ex-manager?
T/N: Sekine Tsutomu is a widely known comedian and actor in Japan. When Endo dated Sekine's ex-manager a few years ago, it became a big scoop in the Entertainment business.
You gotta be kiddin' me
I can't believe it
Thank you miss, please have a seat.
You serious?
This was also referenced in 2011/2012 "No Laughing Airport" Batsu Game when Sekine confronted Endo, taunting his love for "women working backstage".
Thank you miss, please have a seat.
Nice to meet you
You shouldn’t be here!
You shouldn’t be here! Seriously!
Are you being serious right now?
They already laughed, but please continue to enjoy
Miss
Today is a good chance to vent your frustrations
Last strategy to arrest Lupin
Luring out Lupin by venting out her daily frustrations
Vent to your heart's content
What is with this scenario?
Sho-chan,why won't you buy me a wedding ring?
Sho-chan, why won't you buy me a wedding ring?
I want a wedding ceremony!
Isn't it strange?Married with no rings?
Isn't it strange? Married without rings?
We talked about buying one later, right?
We talked about buying, right?
I've been asking for a whole year now!
It hasn't been a year. These things take time, like having kids...
1 year? That’s not on.
Awful!
It shouldn't take you that long.
You keep saying you're not in the mood!
You know I've beenwaiting for a second child!
You know I've been waiting for a second child!
Don't say such things on New Year's Eve.
Yeah.Your Dad, Mom and brother: they're all here too.
Yeah. Your Dad, Mom and brother: they're all here too.
Yeah. Your Dad, Mom and brother:they're all here too.
Yeah. Your Dad, Mom and brother are all here.
I want a ring, and a wedding in Hawaii!
Hear me? I want it, I want it!
Promise me!
Promise me!!!
What the hell are you doing!?
What was that?
Yes...
And here, Endo Shozo got married again!
What was the "Yes" for?
So, everyone, let's all sing together!
Ladybug Samba
This is ridiculous.
Absolutely! What was that all about?
Shozo and Masami in Wonderland,
got married in a Gaki no Tsukai bus sketch.
Embarrassed, Shozo got a gentle smile.
Now I have you all to myself.
However, my husband's habits remain.
A cheating husband wanders away...
Now he seduces the receptionist.
The lyrics are ridiculous too
What are these lyrics?
Really!
To his beloved Masami, Shozo said...
...if comedians don't cheat, they won't shine!
He has no taste in women, our pervert Shozo
I've never said such a thing!
The old man can't remember any of the lyrics
...gets rejected by the receptionist.
Memorize, old man, memorize!
Even the producer starts to get worried
What do they want from me?
But I still love my husband,
cheerful, I've become a celebrity's bride!
Shozo-san,
Masami-san,
congratulations!
Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
Thank you!
So, shall we go?
Goodbye!
Hamada laughed a lot here.
What was that about?
It's finally over.
No kidding.
They even brought my wife...
About the Ladybug song...
your Dad couldn't remember a word.
Endo shocked by his wife!! The laughter assassins won’t let them rest!
While shocked be the appearance of Endo's wife,
the laughter-punishments continue without rest!
We should be close now.
Yes, just a bit further.
I don't see any buildings yet.
That's a residence area...
PITSTOP
Do we get off?
No, not yet.
We're not getting off then.
high school student
Gekidan Hitori
Kawashima,
why do you skip classes?
Seems he isn’t able to go to school
I won’t know if you don’t tell me!
Sensei...
I'm...worried about the entrance exams!
I'm worried about the entrance exams!
Worried about... the entrance exams?
Well, I’m the only one right?
Who probably won’t get into his choice of uni?
And my classmates will probably
make fun of me.
Kawashima,
Everyone feels pressured by the exams.
You’re all in the same boat
And everyone in the class
wants to work hard together with you!
Everyone?
That's right!
Sensei, now I understand...
Slapped by short-tempered teacher
Everyone's waiting for you!
Everyone?
You’re going to slap him there?
Sensei,
Everyone is waiti...
Are you going to betray them?!
I see... of course... I...
I see, of course... I...
??? (0_o) ???
What have I been doing until now?
Sensei, I...
You're supposed to be a man!
When one is in trouble,
The person who extends their hands to you is your friends!
That's true.
Kawashima,
Come here!
No...
Comepart 2
Come here!
Kawashima!
Watch out!
That hurts!
He bumped his head!
Right here
Is he gonna be OK?
Kawashimaa!
They're still going.
Kawashima!
That's harsh...
Kawashima!
He's still shouting at him.
Let's go already, they got off.
This is getting on my nerves.
Kawashimaaa!
Enough already, he said he would go to school.
"Go to school" he saidpart 2
"Go to school" he said, of course he'll get mad.
They're still going!
Kawashimaa!
Let's go to school!!
One hour since the start
Roughly one hour into the show
Due to the endless punishments, the five’s tension dips…
Laughter assassins wait just around the corner.
More punishments await them just round the corner.
Laughter punishers just round the corner
PITSTOP
What now?
Itao Itsuji (Yoshimoto Creative Agency)
That's him, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's,probably *him*.
That's, probably *him*.
Cough
Ahhh...
In poor condition
thermometer
This is a continuation from last year, right?
You’re laughing!
The awkward silence, right?
temperature measured
The silence is quite scary too, right?
No fever!!
Keep that kind of thing to yourself
Hey, what are you looking at?
What the hell do you want?
high school student fight
(???)
Are you one of them?
Don't fight, you two!
Itao-senpai
What?
This is the legendary gang leader who took over this neighbourhood all by himself.
Are you Itao?!
Damn, that was scary
Itao's mother
Matsuko Inugami
What is with that language?!
This child is Itao.
And what about you rookie scientists over there?
What is with those looks on your faces?!
Do you think this child is not Itao?
Tanaka
Are you...
...feeling feverish?
I don't have a fever.
Let's just go to the lab already.
Tanaka, you measure your temperature too
I don't think I have a fever...
We can't proceed if you don't do it
No fever, right?
Reluctantly measuring his temperature
I don't think I have a fever though...
Passing time with a magazine
Show me
T/N: 37 degrees Celsius is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit
Your temperature's 37 degrees
Slight fever!!
It differs from person to person...
That's right
Why are you 37 degrees, Tanaka?
You really do have a slight fever
Oh I see
Hand me that container
To be fair, he's right
It'd be troublesome if that was lost
You can't reset it
I've had enough!
It was a continuation from last year
T/N: Refer to last year's Itao skit
Yeah
It made me laugh
Bridging the years
Only a bit left for the bus journey
Drawing near to the Science Laboratory
There is only a bit left of the long bus journey. They draw near to the Science Laboratory.
Only a bit left for the bus journey
Drawing near to the Science Laboratory
There is only a bit left of the long bus journey. They draw near to the Science Laboratory.
Everyone, we're almost there
Yay
The bus carrying the five men draws closer to the Science Laboratory
Not the goal
However, this is not the goal, but a new battleground.
New battleground
We're here
Finally here
Ohhh we're here
We finally reached
The stage for "No laughing"
At this laboratory where new cells were found and laughter is life,
New cells found and research where laughter is life
the fierce battle with assassins of laughter begin
Arrived at the Science Laboratory
We've reached
Ah, we're here
Everyone, let's go
Okay
Science Laboratory...
Here
Isn't it a wonderful laboratory?
Scandalous cells discovered?
Medium-fatty tuna science...
Sounds like some amazing cells
Let's go
Laboratory grounds
Newest science laboratory. This is a school with quite a history.
It's said that surprising is the case
that funding for these type of places are not very good, for places like research labs.
Everyone
This is "that"
The founder of Gaasuu Kurobokari Science Laboratory
This is a statue of the founder Dr. Ein Suga-ein
Science Laboratory founder
Ein Suga-ein
Right
Can you please stand in a line here?
Alright, everyone?
He said ''alright''
Ein Su...
That first line...
Being outside is different from
when we were in the bus.
So
Dr. Ein Stein, when he was a child...
At that time, Dr. Ein Stein...
It's "Suga-ein"
Isn't it "Suga-ein"?
"Suga-ein" seemed to have been difficult for him
Is that so?
Right?
Fujiwara-san, please get it together
At that time, Dr. Ein Suga-ein...
Kawashimaa!!
Why do you not come to school!!
Whip of love by a passionate teacher
Whoa hahaha
Stop, he said he'd go, didn't he?
Oh man
Dangerous
It was bad
Dangerous
Aaargh!!!
Why?!
Stop
He said he's going so
Kawashima!
Why do you not come to school?
Everyone's waiting
Nothing we can do but still...
It's still continuing...
It's scary
Seems like they'll appear again
Seriously
I'll show you to the rookies' room now
The explanation for this is over?
Let's go
I didn't quite understand
The inside should be pretty clean
Science Laboratory Entrance
It's nice
Yeah
Over here
Science Laboratory 2nd floor
This place is huge
It's spacious
Everyone, over here
It's here
Rookie research room
This is
new...rookie scientists'...science
research room. Please wait here for the time being.
Aaargh
There are probably gags and stuff in the drawers again
9.30am in the morning. As expected,
Science Laboratory - 1 hour 30 minutes since the start
the curtain rises on that segment of gags
What about the drawers? Shall we do it?
Oh
Shall we do it?
Tanaka...
Shall I start?
The pattern of DVD for Tanaka
Yeah, it's probably in there
Thai kicks for 7 consecutive years via DVD
What's wrong?
Static electricity...
I don't get it
Yeah, DVDs every year...
Scary
Yeah, um...
Things like push?
Does it have?
No...
Uwahh, really?
This is not a DVD
This is a key
Scary
Mystery key with number 1 on it
A key
It has a "1" on it
How about the other drawers?
Open the rest?
Ah, nothing
Nothing.
Nothing. Just the key.
There's a locker with "1" on it. Shall we check it later?
Locker number 1
Or check it now?
There's really a "1" on it
Everyone, how about just opening your drawers?
There's a "1" on it
I'm doing it!!
The static's pretty strong
Yeah
Is that so?
No more static
There's something there
Uwah
T/N: a reference to an old prank variety show "Pioneer candid camera"「元祖どっきりカメラ」 which aired on NTV. It says "candid camera(pioneer)" on one side and "Prank success!" on the other side
The pioneer candid camera signboard
I don't really like this
It's a little scary
I have a bad feeling about this
Nothing
Ehh!!
There's something!
A set
Yeah
That's from that "Pioneer Candid Camera"
Pioneer candid camera set
It's a set!
Yes
Pioneer Candid Camera instruction manual
1. Put on the helmet and tighten the chin strap
Put on the helmet and tighten the chin strap
2. Wear the vest and button up
Wear the vest and button up
Hold up the placard with your right hand
3. Hold up the placard with your right hand
What's it for?
So we're doing this?
Tanaka, why don't you open that locker "1"?
Should I open it?
It's probably better for you to prepare
That's right
Ah..before I open
I don't know
Wear the vest
Yes, the vest too
This, should I wear this over my lab coat?
Something like that, you should think for yourself
That's right
Does it suit me?
What does he mean by "does it suit me?"?
What's with "does it suit me?"
Buckle the chin strap firmly
Well, I'll open the locker now then?
Wait
No, as you lift up that lever like this...
That's right
Seems like there's a box here
Seriously?
Really, what is it?
Mystery Box
Various things will come out
Seriously scary...
What is this?
I'll open it okay?
Wah
What is it? What is it?
Arrgghhh!!
What is it?
Scary!!
What is it?
Scary!!
Can you turn it to face us?
What is it? What do you mean by "scary"?
A mysterious mask
This is way too scary.
Are you supposed to put it on your head?
Wait, who?
Can you see through it?
There's something next to it.
What's that?
A neckwarmer?
Try putting it on.
Huh? Me?
Yeah you.
I mean you opened the box.
Yeah it's definitely yours.
Is this how you wear it?
Now put the mask on.
It's so you can't see his neck under the mask.
Ah, you're right.
It's supposed to look hyperreal.
This is way too scary.
Oh god, that's freaky.
This is terrifying.
Tanaka is really tall so it's even scarier.
That's true.
Why would anyone even need a mask like that?
Wait, stop striking that pose.
Don't pose like that when you have that on...
Come on Tanaka, stop it.
What the hell is with that pose!?
It really really doesn't fit the face.
Tanaka, stop.
No wait, it's not like that.
I just don't get the meaning here.
That's all?
Is that really it?
I told you to stop!
Tanaka, wearing that-
Take it off.
I'm telling you that's not it.
wearing that-
I really don't get it.
wearing that mask while posing is already too much.
Can I take it off for a second?
Probably really hot inside.
I don't really understand the point of this mask.
Why did Tanaka get it though?
You said it, Tanaka is tall so having him wear it would be hilarious.
aah- so embarrassing!
being pranked with a
whoopee cushion!
A fake producer arrives to set up the prank
the trap is set up and ready
This is what they mean by prank
A whoopee cushion..
So, at some point you need to take the sign and-
Miss Matsushita, this way please.
The target is Matsushita Yuki, an actress.
You really are useless...
We do apologise for the inconvenience...
Seriously, sort it out!
I will, I'm sorry.
Although they've all laughed, please enjoy the segment
One more thing, that outfit we agreed on earlier...
It's pretty damn ugly, isn't it?
Where the hell did you get that outfit anyway?
I will go deal with it immediately!
Oh and also, Listen to me properly next time!~
The target keeps avoiding the trap.
I said bring me a black coat, so why do you bring me a red coat?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Get your shit together, seriously!
Please, excuse me.
This is unbelievable...
FRRRRRRT
What the hell?
Replaying the scene in real life
No no, they edit that afterwards...
They edit it post-production!!
Huh? What's this?
The prank is a huge success!
Wha-?
It's this!
Don't tell me it's a prank...
It was you?
Yes!
Oh this is bad...
You did this?
Yeah, uh, I mean I didn't "do" it...
Yeah, uh I mean I didn't "do" it...
"I didn't do it"? So you're blaming someone else?
"I didn't do it?" So you're blaming someone else?
You're the one who did it right?!
You've got "prank" written there!
No! This is...
Oh this is really bad.
I'm
an actress, you know.
Yes.
Apologise to me.
No...
What you mean no? Apologise right now!
What are you waiting for? Apologise right now!
Apologise properly!
No, but I
Aahh! You're really pissing me off!
A Thai kick! Someone Thai kick this man!
Wait, wait a second please.
I don't understand!
Please wait a second!
Oh man, I'm safe!
Goodbye!
What's with this storyline?!
I don't get this, man
No way to run.
Yamazaki you shouldn't move.
This is too sudden!
AAGH IT HURTS, Oh GOD it hurts!
Augh-ow! Just- ouch!
This really is hell.
It's so much worse when there's no way out.
Wearing that hat is bad enough
Well, nothing you can do
Is the helmet hard to take off?
It won't come off.
Whoa, that's scary!
They locked the straps?
Man, this sucks.
It should have been Tanaka.
This year is different, it seems.
When you get kicked,
stop trying to appeal to us, okay?
So you really can't take it off?
That's yours now...
Wait a second, wait!
It's Son Goku
It's been 2 hours 30 minutes since they arrived at the lab.
There are still more traps waiting for them.
Alright, my turn!
Oh!!
No way~
Another DVD
Another one?
There might be even more.
It's a bit different from last year, isn't it?
You're right.
Nothing else, just this.
Another DVD
You have to watch it.
Nothing good can come from this, for sure
Nothing good can come from this at all, for sure
Yeah, you're right, no way in hell.
But we don't know if they're all the same.
Well, I don't think it's gonna be another Thai kick.
Here we go.
Aaagh what's this one gonna be?
50th anniversary surprise!
Shouten!
This is the real thing, isn't it?
He's gonna show up too, then?
What, what-what-what?
Amazing
Produced by Nippon TV
Shunpuutei Shouta
Ah, it's Obasan!
Hello, welcome to Shouten, I'm Shunpuutei Shouta
Right! Today's episode is a special, no-laughing quiz!
Korakuen hall, Tokyo
Doing a show without laughing is incredibly hard, but
we'll give it our best shot, so let's go!
Begin the no-laughing quiz show!
Shouten
The quiz begins
Is this really happening?
Amazing!
I can't believe it.
Ah, it's this show.
Thank you for waiting, let's start the show!
Now let's hear their greetings to the Gaki no Tsukai cast.
Sanyutei Koyuza
Right, I'm a massive fan of many Gaki no Tsukai episodes
like "Women's body I wanted to taste (kiki)," "Seven Sexy Outfits (Shichi-Henge)" and "Women's body I wanted to try (Absolutely Tasty)"
These are definitely my favourites!
I am Shouten's Fukuyama Masaharu, pleased to meet you.
Sanyutei Kouraku
I always get told off for not doing my jokes properly
But today, we are not allowed to laugh
So just like always
I will not do my joke properly.
Hey, Gaki members!
Hayashiya Kikuo
This 24-hour challenge sounds really tough
You need to conserve your energy!
I'll treat you all to some ramen later on.
Except for Tanaka, you don't need to eat it though, since you are so damn dirty.
Good luck!
Hayashiya Sanpei
Matsumoto? Do you still drink protein shakes every day?
Hosei, apparently your wife is beautiful.
Well, so is mine.
...Anyway, I'm appearing on Gaki!
My wife has never appeared though on it, so please get her on at one point, we are huge fans, Sanpei here!
Sanyutei Enraku
For a long time, people have said I am a wicked man
But I am nothing compared to you, Hama-chan.
We are aware of your doings
Secretly buying ivory
Underground casinos
Production of counterfeit bills
Visits to the Kinshicho Hotel
That's you!!
That's you!
Sorry about this year
Hayashiya Taihei
As this is the "No laughing" edition of oogiri
I, Taihei, would like to wrap this up with a little riddle
Whether it be New Year's Eve
Or he spends too much time recording on set
At the heart lies
His worries for his rear-end
I see!
You're referencing the punishment!
Please bring him out
Yes
Understood!
Alright everyone, altogether now
Tanakaaaaaaaaa
THAI KICK!
This ends our program
Tanaka
That was pretty exquisite
After all that
I thought that was the end
It did say in the video
Tanaka let's go
But Tanaka actually be careful
I can't believe this exists
Wait wait wait
I thought it ended with Hosei-san
It didn't end!
There's no ending!
Is this serious?
You gotta be careful, Tanaka
Watch out
Doing this every year
Is this actually happening!?
OW!! aaahhh
Watch out
OW!! aaahhh
Watch out
This is it
Yep
Oh, and this
The suspicious part, his hell
What was that "watch out" about?
What made him say "watch out" from that?
Maybe the corner
He was about to hit his head
You just went "watch out"
Sorry
Even in that situation you say that?
Yeah I'm surprised even in that state
"Ouch" comes first like usual...
Maybe see something else
Is that normal?
Maybe it's not that painful at all?
No, really, that's really weird
That's definitely weird
Tanaka, now that I think about it, that's strange
It probably wasn't that painful
When I got itI couldn't see anything around me at all
When I got it I couldn't see anything around me at all
Right?
Because the kick was so hard
Yeah of course
Wouldn't that be the situation for you?
It was incredibly painful
It's a Thai Kick, after all
It was very painful
But then you drifted that way
The force of the kick
moved me this way
And into this corner
The corner right?
Right here
Onto where?
The head
Which is why I wentI went "watch out"
Which is why I went "watch out"
to myself
We get that!
You're not answering the question!
You were fine then!
No, there's no way
Then explain!
It's not like that
Explain!
Everyone's familiar withthe Thai kick's pain right?
Everyone's familiar with the Thai kick's pain right?
Well of course
Yeah
So everyone's familiar with that
There are ones that hit hard and not as much
Like every year,
"Look at poor Tanakagot hit bad again"
"Look at poor Tanaka got hit bad again"
I was worried for him but then...
he said "watch out" so casually
This one was a hit
I thought "He's pretending it hurt"...
Wait wait, I would never do that!
If you haven't said itthen we wouldn't be talking about it
If you haven't said it then we wouldn't be talking about it
So that means if you got hit with a real kick Black Right
Left and you're at the peak of your pain Right
Then at the same time put something delicious in your mouth
you'd say "delicious" instead?
I probably would
Let's get another kick in with those snacks over there
Wait hold on a second
Why?
The last one was pretty suspicious
Right
Wait, no
It seemed as if it didn't hurt at all
That's not right
I agree
Not right
Because
That man is an expert
Sausage, great
Tanaka, you like sausages right?
It's not arabiki or anything
Chiikama? (A cheese fishcake snack in the form of a sausage)
It is chiikama
This is good
Now wait a second
Put it in your mouth
I think this would count as science if anything
"Will the brain still react to delicious food despite
a painful experience happening?" would be the name of the question
This is profound
The "watch out" being said so smoothly was just suspicious
The "watch out" being said so smoothly was just suspicous
Alright!
Good luck
I just think that's suspicious
I wonder how it'll turn out
Alright
Eat it, quick
While you're in pain
Eat it. Eat it quickly.
How is it?
That one looked especially painful right?
"Don!"
He didn't drop it
It struck his core
It's the type of kick where you're insides would blow out
It was that kind of kick
Just all out
Of course that would happen
This experiment proved that the first one probably wasn't painful
It hurts so much...
Are you unsure?
If you're unsure
We can do it again
Where's the chiikama?
You didn't eat the chiikama at all
Well? Give us an answer already
You're not saying anything
Did you eat it or not?
Wait a moment, what is this?
Were you able to say it or no?
I was't able to
Why not?
Because it was painful
So that means the first time wasn't painful then
Hm?
They were both painful
Are you sure about that?
If only you said "that was the second time" instead that would've been smoother
We would've completely been convinced
We would be convinced
Maybe just hold it in your mouth?
Hold it
So I'll just hold it...
But you've been touching it this whole time
It's fine
I wouldn't want that either
Can we please switchchiikamas?
Can we please switch chiikamas?
That'd just be wasteful
I've been watching you hold that thing like crazy
Anyways, let's start in the position of you holding it in your mouth
With this thing?
It's for science
I really don't wanna do this
It's an experiment
If you said "The first hit didn't hurt" earlier
No that's untrue
Not true at all
Maybe if you said "Both were the same"
That would be a bit more understandable
But you guys understand this right?
So he should just hold it in his mouth?
I really don't wanna put that in my mouth
It's been nonstop with Hosei-sanand that thing
It's been nonstop with Hosei-san and that thing
Here it comes
I'm so done with this
Why?
Why is this happening?
Alright
Why is this happening?!
You have to eat it quick
Endo?
How's the taste?
How was the taste?
Did you eat it?
Why don't you eat it already?
Maybe if he eats it now...
Now's the time
Pleas...Mh..
How is it?
UAAGH
It's probably gross by now
Were you able to tell the taste?
How is it?
Good?
Why don't you tell us anything!?
He was eating it this time, at least
You're not telling us anything
So...
Did you like it?
You didn't eat the *chiikama* at all
Right
I couldn't say anything
Why?
It... It was too painful
It... It was too painful too painful
It...It was too painful
Then that means that initial reaction was suspicious
No no
You're still gonna deny this?
It's wasteful right?
What're you doing with this?
Are you crying?
I am
He's crying?
Yes he is
I saw the tears
You can't cry!
Oh, man
It was painful
It's 11:30 in the morning
Research Facility Working Time 3 Hours 30 Minutes
The group finally goes to work after their arrival
Alright everyone
We'll now join your fellow scientists
to get to know your peers better through a recreational event
Make sure to change and get ready
Alright
A social event?
A team exercise to bond with fellow
Scientists through Recreation!
A team exercise with other scientists
With a certain purpose
to the differently colored costumes
Let's get going
"Let's get going," you say
I can't say I'm too excited
Auditorium
This way
Yeah Yeah
Alright everyone
From here on, during recreation time, it's okay to laugh
During recreation time, Laughing is OK!!
Special Rule
Are you sure?
When the music starts playing, pull the double doors to open it
Right
What's this all about?
Alright Alright
Why the color split?
Team Miyasako vs Team Fujimon
Ebisu Yoshikazu
Tomonori Jinnai
Hakata Daikichi
Endo Shozo
Tsukitei Hosei
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Captain
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Captain
RyuChel
Ayabe Yuji
Azuma Mikihisa
Cunning Takeyama
Tanaka Naoki
Hamada Masatoshi
Physical fitness wise, they totally have an advantage, I mean...
we don’t really need this guy (Ebisu) do we?
He’s our senior
The skill balance between you guys are equal though
He’s already losing hair as well!
You've got a few people there
You’ve got Ochiken here as well
T/N: Housei is a part of the Rakugo society, which is like story telling in the entertainment business. Junior is calling Hosei sort of something like an amateur storyteller.
Ochiken, my ass!
You love it, don’t you!?
Why do you keep saying "Ochiken, Ochiken" over and over?
He’s losing hair as well!!
He is losing hair
Please don’t compare me to him
To each their own
That’s irrelevant anyway
Okay let’s start the game...
First battle is
Assistant
(Nippon TV Announcer)
Tokushima Erika
Chihara Junior
Extreme Praising Praise Praise Battle!
Extreme Praising
Praise Praise Battle!
We won't lose!
To be a top scientist
Various observations are necessary
Everyone’s skill in daily observation will be tested in today’s game
So now this is for everyone, you will be notified of the target
Extremely Praise the target! Praise Praise battle!!
Staying in rhythm, you will have to praise the target
If you are unable to praise or cannot stay in rhythm, you are OUT
Praise, Praise Target
You have to fully praise the target
Clapping in rhythm, you will have to praise in order. If you are unable to praise or cannot stay in rhythm, you are OUT!
He’s funny
Cares for juniors
He’s rich
This will be judged by Junior-san.
He’s smart
The team with the most praises will receive 10 points
Extremely Praise the target! Praise Praise battle!!
The team with the most praises gets 10 points!!
Everyone, remember to follow the rhythm when you’re praising
Don’t be too embarrassed in praising the person
Just give us your true thoughts on the person’s positives
Just mention the good traits; that's it
This is a good chance to speak our minds
That is correct
First
Miyasako
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Ayabe Yuuji
Cunning Takeyama
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
First round, the first team up will be Team Miyasako
This team of 5 will be thrown into battle
Let’s start off with Miyasako
The topic will be Tanaka Naoki
Tanaka Naoki
Praise Target
Okay let’s get this thing rolling. Start!
He’s kind
He has good taste
He’s a good actor
He’s tall
I love animals
He’s a devoted husband
He’s kind to his juniors
He will give you anything
What? He will give you anything?
What? He will give you anything
What did you get?
You gave me heaps of things, didn’t you?
What kind of things?
What's up with that voice?
What kind of things did you get?
What kind of things?
Things like snacks like when we were working together
Your voice is so friggin croaky!
What the hell is wrong with your voice?
What kind of voice is that? It's so croaky man!
What are you talking about? I can’t hear you!
Does it matter that my voice is like this?
Man, isn’t your hair falling out as well?
Yes that is also true
Is that a problem?
Like have you ever given him anything?
Yeah, there were a bunch of sweets and it looked like he wanted some
He was hesitant, so I offered some to him
Were they your sweets?
It was Tanaka’s 'Cuz it was on his TV drama show
He was the top guy!
Okay then!
It did happen!
He will give you anything!
He will give anything
He has a good physique
NOPE
He's tall
Doesn't he have a good physique?
He does have a good physique!
Yeah he does have a good physique!
His chin is well shaped
Bad feature!
That's a bad feature, dude
His jawline is sharp
If the person himself doesn’t agree, then you are OUT; what did you think?
I think it is an attractive feature of mine
Seriously?
What the hell?
Are you kidding?
Now you say it's attractive
What the hell, man?
He has a good physique
I’m not fussy
He loves kids
He cares for his wife
Huh? He said devoted husband!
That won't do
You can't do that
It’s the same thing as devoted husband, so OUT!
Yeah, boring, boring...
Miyasako
11 rounds
They don’t have that many points either
Wasn’t that exciting...
Not even the production staff laughed.
We are hilarious!!
Let’s see them give it a shot
You know what, the questions were shit
and I ain’t that interested in Tanaka anyway
Second
Fujimon
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Tomonori Jinnai
Hakata Daikichi
Next up is Team Fujimon
Can they break Team Miyasako’s 11-round record?
This is taking forever, do we still have time?
Aren’t our members hiliarious?
Come on guys, line up please!
Alrighty then
That’s totally not funny!
Just do it
T/N: Fujimon is referencing a popular Japanese tutoring commercial with the tagline "Ima desho" (今でしょ).
Just do it
Everyone
You killed it!
That was hiliarious!
That’s the punchline, isn’t it?
They're laughing
It was freakin' hilarious
We’re starting with Fujimon!
Team Fujimon’s praising target is Fujimoto Toshifumi!
Praise Target
Fujimoto Toshifumi
I’m a devoted husband
He’s got a cute beard
On the second round?
On the second round??
What?
It's just the second round
It is cute, isn't it?
Your second praise is “He’s got a cute beard”
Hold up, hold up
It IS cute
To prove that you mean it, you gotta kiss him
Kiss him if you think it’s cute!
You gotta kiss him
It's cute, right?
This is getting intense
If you don't, you're out
If you think so, then please kiss him
I think Fujimon is a bit of a fairy, so no thanks
I want to!
Hurry up!!
Alrighty then!!
His lips are bloody soft as
So soft!!
My lips are like tingling right now
It was the beard
Okay you proved it
That was just the second round
Okay second round was
He has a cute beard
He has a nice hairstyle
Always cheerful
He has a good dress sense
I’m not shy
He has a lot of shoes
He does have a lot of shoes
Are you that bad?
You just suck
He DOES have a lot of shoes
If you really think so, please kiss him
Alright OKAY!!
Come on guys
He has a lot of shoes
He's a loving son
His reactions are funny
He’s a hard worker
I love kids
He takes long baths
Come on, man!
Come on, man, what was that?
He totally sucks!
You couldn’t even get one right!
If you didn’t get those kisses, you would’ve lost twice already!
First
Miyasako
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Azuma Mikihisa
Cunning Takeyama
Hamada Masatoshi
Tanaka Naoki
Praise Battle: second round
With these 5 members, Team Miyasako will fight back
Okay let's get started
The topic is Hamada Masatoshi
Praise Target
Hamada Masatoshi
Praise timer start!
He’s a very good comedian
He’s very kind
He’s very cheerful
I have a good physique
I didn't know that
No way!!
Nope!
Do you really have a good physique?
Why the hell are you all ganging up on me!?
Which part is good?
It’s not always about the looks, isn’t it?
It’s about posture, right?
He’s short and stout!
He’s the shortest and stoutest!
Let’s go with something else
They did the same thing too anyway!
Like them we’ll just do it again
Come on, Downtown...
He’s very kind
I’m very handsome
Aw come onnnn
No wayyy
I can’t compliment myself?
Hamada-san, you’re not that handsome
You’re pretty ugly!
I can say that about myself, can't I?
Ebisu, why don't you tell him?
You’re not that handsome!
Why is that?
Those were some harsh words!
Frankly speaking, you're just okay looking
He's not even "okay"
Okay, let’s get to it!
You’re too lenient, Junior!
No way he's handsome...
I’m very handsome
He’s good at golf
He’s dignified
He’s a strong drinker
He’s a good actor
I'm a devoted husband
That's an OUT
OUT!
That was the worst OUT this year
Can't I compliment myself!?
Worst OUT this year
Worst OUT
Worst OUT this year
The general consensus is you're OUT
Couldn't back you up on that one
If I didn’t say it, then who would?!
I knew you guys wouldn’t say that about me!
Second
Fujimon
Fujimoto Toshifumi
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Hakata Daikichi
Ebisu Yoshikazu
Next up is Team Fujimon
Can they break Team Miyasako’s record 8 rounds?
The topic is Ebisu Yoshikazu
Praise target
Ebisu Yoshikazu
He writes interesting manga
He often takes the bus
Wrong
That was shit!!
That was quick...
It was just so sudden
That totally sucked
Too sudden
After the claps, you get no time whatsoever!
I don't like it
That's for everyone
That's how it is!!
Taking the bus is fine, isn’t it?
Taking the bus
He often takes the bus for work, right?
That's right, for work!
Okay we accept "He often takes the bus"
Keeping up the rhythm
He often takes the bus
He’s into boat racing
He’s kind to others
You're just clapping
He can't even do it
No good.
That's an OUT
You couldn't even follow the rhythm, so please stop
You must have something good to praise yourself with
It was over when Nakai came.
"Ye-s" Nakai in the house.
Yep, good job. Let's start from your part.
Let's go.
No matter what curry he eats-
Too early.
Early.
OUT! It's OUT!
Let's go!
No matter what curry-
Make it match!
After the thump thump.
If you can't even do it now, you will fail with anyone.
No matter who the theme is about, you will fail.
He can't even get the rhythm.
Lets go
Curry is delicious anywhere.
You are just praising curry.
Team Miyasako is in lead.
An unexpected turnout with Downtown after this.
If you win, you are OUT Rock-Paper-Scissors.
The loser continues.
If you win, you are OUT! If you lose, you continue!!
To become a top-notch scientist,
reacting fast is essential.
Sounds hard. Sure does.
Let's test your reaction time
with a game challenge.
The rules are simple.
Play Rock-Paper-Scissors to this rhythm.
You win by losing more times than your opponent.
First are the captains Miyasako vs. Fujimoto.
Miyasako has to continue losing first.
Okay, Miyasako, are you up for it?
My reflexes are so amazing.
Do your best.
I see.
So I will win easily.
How do you respond, Fujimon?
My head is also fast so
I won't lose.
Do your best
Let's get it on, Miyasako
Rock-Paper-Scissors
where the loser continues
START
Wait!
No, no, no, no.
He sucks.
That's too early in the round.
I want to puke.
Did you see that? His arms went crazy,
and then suddenly his fingers went limp.
Scary
When your part comes up,
I will roast all of you!!
It's so freaking difficult.
Now Fujimon will be
the one who has to lose.
Next person to lose Fujimoto Toshifumi
I just have to keep losing, right?
Take it away.
I can easily do this.
Easy stuff.
Start!
You are on fire.
The winner is
Fujimon.
That's our leader.
De-ci-si-ve win
Decisive win!!
If you do it wrong I will tear you apart!!
Decisive win for us!!
Second battle: Cunning Takeyama VS. Hakata Daikichi.
Takeyama has to lose.
So
Just look at him
He's just digusting The one in blue is disgusting.
I will definitely win.
I am confident.
Even his voice is dirty.
My voice has nothing to do with it.
I only have to do Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Part of that dodgy agency!
No, we are not!!
We're not dodgy in the slightest!
Part of that dodgy agency!!
No, we are not!!
How are you feeling?
As if I'm going to lose to someone who loses his voice on such a big job.
Let's get ready.
Continue-if-you-lose START
Put it out faster.
Wait a minute
The distance it's...
The distance
I want you much closer for the camera.
Even more. Stick it out!
Closer.
Get closer.
All or nothing.
Rock-Paper-Scissors START
You are famous for comedic outbursts, right?
Why did you slip up?
Couldn't do it.
Let's rotate.
Daokichi, your turn.
Loser-continues START
Enough already!
Hakata Daikichi
Decisive winner.
It's a decisive winner.
This person is a decisive winner.
World champion.
This was the world championship.
Just relax and then you can do it.
Last one: Downtown battle.
Last Battle: 53 year old middle-aged Downtown's throwdown.
Starting with Matsumoto.
Hey wait, it's shameful for me to do it with this guy.
Bring me someone with youthful energy.
It's a battle between two who suck equally.
That's low!!
Let's continue with Rock-Paper-Scissors.
START!
Weak!!
It's okay. Weren't ready.
You weren't ready, right?
Junior is too fast.
Stop making it about preparation, please.
This is a match.
Simply put out your hand.
Wait everyone, let's take a picture.
I refuse.
One more time.
I just didn't get it last time.
It's the freaking first time I've ever done this!!
It's the freaking first time for me, you idiots!!
That's true for all of us.
You should only be angry at the blue team!
START!
This is terrible.
What the hell is this!!
You're the leader!!
No, it's just that...
Aren't you the leader?
It's just that I really wanted to win.
You so confidently stuck out a paper
When your partner put out rock.
Because I've never done this!!
Winning by putting it out later. What the hell...
Let's reverse the roles next time.
Okay so...
Ah, okay.
Next person who has to lose: Hamada Masatoshi
I just have to lose, right?
Hamada
Lose-to-win Rock-Paper-Scissors
The loser continues
START!
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lose!
His timing is completely off!
It's just Downtown!!
They're the worst!!
Just trash!!
They just played it like normal.
This is messed up.
Damn it!
Alright, one more time!
This is really hard though
Please keep your cool!
I don't really get it
They're pretty bad
Ready - start!
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lose!
I told you!!
What the hell are you doing, Hamada?!
I WON
Yes it's my win!
One loser and
One loser and another loser!
I won, didn't I?
My turn went really good, didn't it?
You were just as bad!!
Both of you - OUT!!
Matsumoto did it right several times though
No he didn't.
An idiot with another idiot!
And with that,
the recreational scientist team battle ends with both teams losing
Slowly getting colder out here.
We're a bit sweaty too.
~Jan~Ken~Pon~Pon
Daikichi was pretty amazing
It's all about if you can get the hang of the game...
Whoa- It's a kid!
Both of them in Adidas tracksuits...
I'm taking him to the hospital!
He's got a MAJOR FEVER!!
Taking the boy for check-ups
He's so annoying.
How are you feeling?
I've got the chills...
Looks like he just came back from the store
Squeak~
Make the kid change his voice a bit...
Exactly.
"I've got the chills"...
He's pretty obsessed with fevers, isn't he?
12:30 PM
Despite returning to the lab, they keep thinking about that rhythm...
Rock-Paper-Scissors, lose!
Hey, Hamada?
When he said Rock-paper-scissors lose,
You kinda smiled a little there!!
No I didn't!
Alright, ring him out in 3 - 2 - 1
Go! Ba-baaaan.
Yeah, this is a no-laughing game, so.
I did NOT laugh! What's up with you guys?
Those are the rules after all.
We're getting better at hiding it though.
Sometimes they can't tell if we laughed or not
How about you two try it?
Give it a shot. That game.
Let's do it, Tanaka?
Tanaka has to lose to Hosei after he's thrown.
Endo, say "Rock-Paper-Scissors lose!" then?
One, two- Rock-paper-Scissors, lose!
That was amazing.
Now, switch sides?
What? You just won!!
He doesn't even know when he loses...
Still, we did it four times straight.
You wanna try it too?
Okay, so, you have to lose to-
Dude, I know.
Rock-Paper-Scissors, Go!
I HATE THIS, IT KEEPS MAKING ME LAUGH!
This game isn't fun at all!
Wait, me too?
You laughed big time.
This game is dangerous.
They hit pretty hard now, right?
How about we play normally, but you have to win the throw?
Basically win after I've already seen your hand?
Yeah, just win?
I wouldn't lose in a thousand years!!
Right, come over here.
He just has to throw the winning hand.
Okay, Matsumoto and Hosei are playing.
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Win!
Huh?
So I just- the fingers-
Seriously, what.
My ability to focus just disappeared.
I guess the timing is hard to get used to?
Could we do it by saying the outcome?
Saying the outcome?
For example.
Throw after me, right?
Win!
Ah I get it!
Lose!
Win!
Way too slow!!
Could you try it the other way around?
Let me just concentrate like hell, okay?
Win!
Lose!
You're too slow!
Win!
You take so long!!
You're just so slow!
Damn slow!
He's like a really old man.
It's just not a natural movement?
Give it a shot then, if you're so great.
Yeah, let's do it.
It just can't be that hard!
Hamada accepts the challenge.
You were legendarily slow though!
There's no way you can lose!
Takes a while to get used to the moves, right?
Win!
Lose!
Ah~
This guy is awful.
He went Aah~.
I didn't think you'd say "Lose!"
Getting it right instantly is pretty hard, eh?
Yeah!
Seems pretty hard, still funny though.
But the worst thing by far
"Aahn~"
Saying "Aah~" like he did.
Ah-ahn~
Should stop here.
I expected-
I expected you to say "Win!" and got messed up!
The game got way too complicated there.
I can't get over the Ahn~
That Ah~
Is seriously unbearable
Even if a foreigner heard that!
Oh! This guy messed up real bad
Just by how he said Ahn~.
This dude is hopeless
"This dude is hopeless"
These guys hit hard too...
Let's try playing "Look away!"
So like, "Look away-way-way".
Getting it right three times would be pretty amazing.
Coming up with a new game on the spot
Three times?
Alright, Look away-way-way!
Couldn't see his finger at all
What the hell even happened just now?
You got it twice though!
Yeah, not bad!
Pretty hard game, isn't it.
How about Look away-away?
Turning your head like that is already hard.
Yeah, true.
I'll go "one-two, hoi hoi!"
One-two-
Hoi-hoi!
Nice!
Try doing that three times straight.
Hoi-hoi, hoi-hoi, hoi-hoi.
Hoi-hoi!
Probably can't even see his finger.
You need a sixth sense for this.
Right?
This was the worst so far!
You gotta go with your instincts.
If you did it 8 times,
and got it wrong every time, now that would be amazing.
More of a miracle I think.
Increasing the difficulty by going eight times.
So like, hoihoihoihoihoihoihoihoi
You've gotta miss all of them okay?
Ready, set-
Hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi-hoi
Obviously we're going to...
Did anyone even keep score?
No one even bothered with score!!
They've been working for 5 hours straight
1 PM
Hamada is still trying to deal with Tanaka's baby-faced weapon.
Could you put that thing on? And then the thai kick?
Eh-wait, what do you mean?
"Put that on and then the kick" What do you mean by that?
Well, without it you can see the kick and prepare for it. Put it on and you won't see it coming.
How y'all doing?
Here at our famous Gaa-Suu laboratories,
we focus on
passing down the secrets of training your body }strengthening team spirit
passing down the secrets of training your body strengthening team spirit
Let's go and do some special training.
Prepare yourselves.
Training the body and mind: The scientists' secret training begins
Let's get on the bus and move out.
They get on the bus and head to the training center
What awaits them at their destination!?
They get on the bus and head to the training center
The curtain rises on a new battle for the 5 of them
Science Laboratory: 5 hours since they started work
It is now 1pm. The bus heads for the special training center.
However, during this time,
assassins of laughter are, of course, waiting for them!
Ah~ it stopped
Bus stop reached
The bus stopped at a strange place
Yeah
Yeah, really...
there's a lot of the general population doing laundry
Detective's daughter
Client
Sumida Moeno
Kotooge Eiji
Young miss... um...
Sorry about today
So, what's your request?
Well...
My younger brother went missing
from his room... there were
various unknown thugs... things
various unknown thugs...things
found
Therefore... um that is...
until now, that special power
um... just by the object. erm... just by looking
the emotions be read
I don't understand
I don't understand at all
Kotooge, please
We let you off a good couple of times there...
Request to the detective
Search for missing younger brother
We're out?
Are we out for this?
Anyway
From my younger brother's room, unknown thingswere found
From my younger brother's room, unknown things were found
From those things, I heard emotions left in them can be read by
the owner of that special power,
your papa, the visual detective
culprit's...
ba...
culprit's... um...
I want him to see the culprit's backbone...
Kotooge, who has completely forgotten his lines
What the hell?
No, I should have been safe
I'm sure he doesn't want to see something like a backbone
Detective's special power
To read the profile of the culprit from the objects left behind in the room
Irritating
What does he mean by "backbone"?
That definitely isn't in the script
He definitely changed his line
He changed it to a line which is easier to say
He made it his own
I wish for him to search for clues of the culprit
So that's it, I understand
Papa!!
T/N: Sumida Moeno and Matsuzaka Toori are playing characters Tei and Tabito from new drama "Visual Detective Higurashi Tabito"
What's the matter? Tei?
Well, this person came to us about his younger brother
He wants you to help him search
I see. Hello.
I am Higurashi Tabito
Visual detective Higurashi
Matsuzaka Toori
If you have any trouble, I can help you
Thank you
First, we have this
I wonder if this belongs to the culprit
Let me take a look at it.
This is suffering
From this cushion, I can see suffering
What do you mean by that?
I know!! This must be from
a sufferer of super big hemorrhoids for the past 30 years...
a big-shot straight-man comedian who
treasures this cushion
more than his life!!
To treasure a cushion more than life...
Are you Yamada Takao!?
T/N: Yamada Takao is a Japanese entertainer who used to have a role carrying cushions to the participants of variety show "Shoten" in the 80s
This person is suspicious!!
This man is certainly
like a mountain gorilla on the brink of extinction
However, from this cushion,
I cannot sense any kidnapping intentions or
any ill will at all
Is that so?
Man...
What is he saying in such a matter-of-fact way?
True
You can go further
Next, these socks
Does this belong to the culprit?
Let me take a look
He's laughing, isn't he?
This is...
greed
From these socks, I can see the ugly human greed
What do you mean?
I know!! These socks are surely
from a comedian who became a rakugo-ka,
a completely mediocre man who
made in secrecy from his agency, these
blackmarket goods!!
I've heard that among rakugo-ka,
they would give goods like these to their favourite fans
Could it be that this guy
is trying to earn money on the side with these goods after his rakugo performances?
T/N: Yoshimoto is the talent agency Hosei belongs to
Does Yoshimoto know about this?
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly, it seems this man
put more effort into making these goods than rakugo,
a filthy corrupted man.
However, from these socks, I do not see any ill intentions...
I think this is spiteful
Terrible
That's true but
It's the first time I've seen those
It's the first time I've seen those too
What did you make?
What is that? Sickening!!
True
Disgusting!
Don't say anymore
You want more money?
Just how much did it cost?
I just thought the guests would be happy
Next is this cup...
Does this belong to the culprit?
Let me have a look at it
From this cup,
I can see a perverted heart that wants to be popular with women
What do you mean?
I know!!This definitely
I know!! This definitely
belongs to someone who can only make people laugh using body impressions,
T/N: RIZAP is a famous gym in Japan
just because he wanted to be popular with women,
he went to RIZAP gym...
It's the cup of an
untalented comedian!!
A lot got said about me
He doesn't have many impressions
I'm super hurt,
super...
Really.
Did he really want to become an impressionist comedian?
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly, this man
does seem to be of around the same intelligence as an armadillo.
However, from this cup, I can see no ill intentions
Same as an armadillo?
He sure said some things about me very firmly...
He sure said some things about me very firmly.
But armadillo's great
Endo's an armadillo...
Around the same?
Didn't he say "below that"?
Be gentle!
I said be gentle!
How scary
Next...
This picture...
does this belong to the culprit?
What's wrong?
Let me take a look
That's...
From this picture, I can see two emotions
First one is boredom. The other one is...
Excuse me;
may I become serious and use my power?
it's here
I've got it!! The second one is happiness.
I've got it!! The second one ishappiness.
I've got it!! The second one is happiness.
Boredom and happiness?
What do you mean?
I know!! This must be from
when a certain dark-skinned macho comedian
sang for his daughter at karaoke,
the song from Triton of the Sea,
but it was so boring, she fell asleep.
She felt bad so
she drew this for her macho dad:
this Triton of the Sea!!
T/N: "Triton of the Sea" was a manga by Tezuka Osamu in 1969 to 1971. There was an anime made, which aired in 1972
That's definitely a twisted form of love
He mistakes it for his daughter's kindness
You display this in your room, right?
What a pitiful fellow!!
This person is suspicious!!
Certainly it seems this man is thought of
by his daughter as just a strongman, however,
from this picture, I can see no ill intentions
There's no particular ill intention.
Where's my younger brother gone to then?
Papa, let's go
Matsuzaka, you're so bad
Yeah
I see...
So it's Triton.
It's old, right?
From when we were elementary school students...
Even we
don't recognise it
I don't
recognise it either
Just a bit left of the bus ride
They draw closer to the physical center.
With just a bit left of the bus ride,
they draw closer
to their destination: the physical center
Hm?
What is this?
Hm? Isn't this...
We've reached the grounds of a school
The stage for a new challenge
Here, a battle with still unknown assassins await
Aiming for physical ability and teamwork
A battle with new assassins begin
Let's go?
Reached the Physical Center
Over here
Indeed, unpleasant memories begin to awaken in their minds
In their minds, unpleasant memories awaken
Physical Center entrance
An abandoned school...
This is an abandoned school's grounds too...?
Huh?
Wait!!
don't go
Please don't go!!
He's laughing; look!
Look; you're laughing
What is it?
You stumbled and laughed
Hey, say something about this!!
What the...
Say something about this!!
Someone!!
Someone, come over here!!
This bump made you stumble
Hurry up!!
What a big fuss
Let's just move on
No way!!
How persistent!
Don't go!!
Do it, do it, do it
Okay!!
This was always here
This is amazing
it was not sudden
He was probably relieved it (bus ride) was over;
he went bam then went ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
What happened with him?
We're here
Please go in
We're here
Physical Center waiting room
Ah... seriously?
oh maannnn...
Training clothes have been prepared
Can everyone change into the training clothes?
This is training for scientists?
Yeah, seriously?
Before the physical training,
they change into suitable outfits
The 5 change into clothes which are better for moving around in,
and in order to build the physicality needed for scientists,
They change into suitable clothes to take part
they will challenge the upcoming training.
in the training to increase the strength necessary for a scientist.
Sudden siren alarm
They've come
Oni appear
What, this is scary...
They've come, they've come
Tickles!
They're tickling me!!
It tickkklllesss!!!
It tickles, it tickles
You're getting tickled so much
Same as usual
That's true
I'm going to hit my head
See you later
I'm definitely going to hit my head somewhere
Right then
Hey guys
What?
That was part of your special training
I'm sure you all know by now
During the training you may laugh
But if you get caught by an oni, you will be punished severely
Why do scientists have to like, run around and stuff?
For your metabolism and teamwork
Every time, it's for that...
I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no teamwork
I'm sorry but there is absolutely no teamwork
But if it's just you guys, there will be too much horrible Kansai air
Horrible air?
What is horrible Kansai air?
What is it?
So in order to instill some elegant Tokyo air,
we've got a special guest to come on the program
Oh, who?
Who?
This person
Who?
Who is it?
Helper
HIROMI
He's not elegant in the slightest...
I know
That's true
He's not "elegant Tokyo air" at all!
That's true
I was thinking it would be some famous actor
He literally represents the scum of Tokyo!!
I know!
He literally represents the scum of Tokyo!!
What the hell do you mean "Scum"!?
I've been waiting back there forever!!
I was thinking a famous actor would be coming on...
You're making a huge mistake if you think that!
I'm so sorry
I can't help but feel really let down though
It's not like I'm here because I want to be!!
Oh right...
I know, right?
My kids have always been watching this program
They said, "you should go, you should go!"
But I said like "I really don't want to go"
But I said like "I really don't want to go!"
I have no energy, and it hurts like hell
Same generation as Downtown
Hiromi enters!!
He's from the same generation as Downtown: Hiromi enters
This veteran hasn't been put through his paces
The veteran who hasn't been put through his paces lately will see hell afterwards!
After this, will experience hell
Damn, the field is huge this time as well...
Training Ground
I know
Guys, shall we head over to Matsumoto?
Oh yeah.
He hasn't seen Hiromi yet
That's true
Oh yeah
We need to let him know it's Hiromi this year
Yeah, since this year is Hiromi, he'll be shocked.
Everyone seems so disappointed it's me
See?
HIROMI!!
Of course he'll react like that...
Hurry up and save me
When I appeared, they were all so disappointed
Usually a younger guy appears
I told them I'm actor material...
I'll get excited!!
No, I don't care but let's hurry it up
We need the key, I presume again?
Yeah, everyone, line up
We'll be really quick
We will find it straight away
We got it
First time.
When they start, onis appear.
When they start, a few onis will appear.
Every ten minutes, more will come out.
Every 10 minutes, more will come out
More will come out
Run away from them, and find the key
Whilst running away from the Onis,
they must find the key to free Matsumoto.
If they get the wrong key, Matsumoto will be punished.
However, if they get the wrong key,
Matsumoto will be punished severely.
Do not get caught, scientists!
Do not get caught,
scientists!
Do not get caught, scientists!
Right then, special training, commence!
They're coming, they're coming!
Right then, special training, commence!
Special training commences!
There he is!
Here they come
Slipper
Damn it, that one hurts like hell!!
Oh shit, oh shit
Here he comes!
He's coming!
Hamada-san!
Hamada-san got caught!
Slippers hurt like hell
and he always takes off the hat as if it's part of a ritual
Yeah, he does.
This hurts so much
This will hurt...
Matsumoto alone again this year...
I never want that again!
And the Harisen hurts like hell too
Like on the follow through, it can get you again.
Here comes another!
Here comes another one!
2nd Oni enters
It's a harisen!
Harisen
This hurts so much, right, Yama-chan?
Harisen
It really does.
Everyone, let's split up
You fuckers, help me for fuck sakes!
Why are you coming for me?!
Okay great, he's going for Hiromi-san
He's going for Hiromi-san!
Run away! Run away, Hiromi-san!
Oh shit!
Hiromi-san!
Oh Hiromi...
He's fifty?
Yep
Here it comes: the Gaki style baptism.
Here it comes: the Gaki style baptism
Great stuff, Hiromi!
This really does hurt
Hiromi is baptised
It looks so painful
It hurts like hell, right?
Oh man,oh man
Oh man, oh man
Damn, that hurt!
Right?
I know
You guys should be working hard to
aid us whilst running
Make it so we don't get the hits!
We are
We are doing our best
Why the hell are you coming over here?!
Why are you standing over here?!
I'm 50 years old as well!
We are the 50's team!
You're still one of us!
You guys are still young!
The 48-year-old lies that he is 50.
You're still in your 40's...
You're still young, so help us!
He's in his 40's too
You should be helping us
It's so cold
That's why it hurts so much
I know
He's so annoying
It's alright if this is the worst...
Here they come
Here comes another
3rd Oni appears
That's not a Harisen
What the hell is that?
What is that? He's holding something!
What is that?
What is that? He's holding something!
Front Door Mat!
It says "Front Door Mat"!
Front door mat
Hey, youngsters!
There are no youngsters in Gaki!
You're kidding me, what?
What?
What?!
That's going to hurt, man!
Front Door Mat?
What's he going to do?
That's going to hurt!
That will hurt...
OWW!!
Oh man, that looked bad
That looked heavy
How was it? Did Front Door Mat hurt?
What was that?
Front Door Mat
Tanaka! That shit doesn't hurt, you fool!
Tanaka, you...
Tanaka! That shit doesn't hurt, you fool!
What the hell is a Front Door Mat?!
The Slipper and Harisen hurt way more than that!
Front Door mat hurts so damn much!
Front Door mat hurts so damn much!!
Hamada doesn't appreciate the Front Door Mat.
That looked heavy though
Yeah it does!
Anyway, let's find the box
Find the box?
There is a box somewhere
Let's find it
Here comes Front Door Mat
Front Door Mat
I'm telling you: it really hurts
Someone said it doesn't hurt at all!
Unfair Hamada Flees to Schoolhouse Alone
Oh! There he goes!
He's off
He went over there!
It's because he said, "No way that hurt"
It really does hurt!
The Oni got pissed
The key wouldn't just be lying around here somewhere, would it?
Oh shit!!
You're kidding me?!
What?! You came over here?!
Hold on a minute...
This is going to hurt...
Damn...
His cheeks, like, shook...
Close up Ugly Face
He wasn't kidding...
His cheeks shook!
The one thing you can't do is say something bad like that...
He got hit
It's because he took the piss out of it
Tanaka. My bad.
Right?
Really?
It hurts like hell, right?
It does, it's so heavy!
It is, right?
It does, it's so heavy!
It's because you took the piss out of the Front Door Mat...
I'm sorry...
It's because you took the piss out of the Front Door Mat...
Let's stop bitching about the Front Door Mat.
Yeah, let's...
Someone go upstairs or like over there.
I will go over there...
Okay, let's find the key.
Yeah, let's.
That's right
They split up and search
The 5 break up into 3 groups and look for the key.
Nothing here
They should make it quite easy to find.
Shall we go over there then?
Hiromi, what the hell do you think you're doing using me as a shield?!
Hiromi uses Hamada as a shield
Tanaka!
Are you actually entering the rooms?
Yeah, actually enter the room!
You have to enter the room!
Enter the room?
Here he comes...
Yeah you got to...
Slipper
OH SHIT!
That's scary
That's dangerous!
That's bad
What is it?!
What the hell?! What the hell, man?!
What the hell is your problem?!
Hamada laughs hysterically at other people's misfortune
What is your problem?!
He looks so damn happy...
This guy, the whole time,
was using me as a shield and pushing me from behind
but then one came from behind
That's the worst!
That was a heavy hit...
Meanwhile, Matsumoto was...
What the hell are you doing here?!
It was SO DAMN hot in here!
Damn it's hot
It was SO HOT.
Goddamnit...
It was like a sauna in here...
Ugh...
Seriously, man...
You're an old man!
Ugh... there's no shadow...
Wherever I sat, the sunlight got to me
Wherever I sit, I'm boiling...
Direct sunlight is making Matsumoto drowsy
10 minutes since the start
Increasing the number of Onis.
More Oni appear
10 minutes since the start
Increasing the number of Onis.
More Oni appear
They search the ground
Let's go over there
There's a storehouse over there
Let's split up
Damn man, that hurt, that really hurt
I haven't been hit once yet
I wonder if the Oni knows that kind of thing
Hosei-san!
What?! Wait a minute!
Oh damn! What?
Wait a minute, what is it?!
See?
I still haven't had anything done to me.
Right?
You were a bit too relaxed there though...
What is that?
Tekken? (Iron Fist)
Tekken
What the hell is "Tekken"?!
I wonder if he's going to get punched...
Huh? He's been taken somewhere
What?!
Where are we going?!
Tanaka got caught by a "Tekken"
Hang on
There are times they kidnap you?
Yes
Hold on a minute...
I'm so scared...
Tanaka gets taken into a small room
What, what, what??
The 53 year old trips out in the same place...
What the...
This is
This is just...
It's where you take off your shoes...
Oh! Hamada-san!
In the exact same place
Literally the same place.
Don't shush us!
It was the same place as before
It happened before as well!
Hamada-san, you make me want to cry!
Tekken...
Oh, that Tekken.
Tekken
I get it now...
They sure do a lot of things to your face every year...
Live every year... Like, is this my thing?
Are you really Tanaka?
Yes, I am
Really? You sure you're not Tekken?
I'm Tanaka
I am Tanaka...
I'm not Tekken
He's so bold...
Tanaka, I'm so sorry but...
Rather than the make up, the fact he's balding stands out more
Really?
Tekken is balding...
The fact they did it so quickly, they've done a good job
Yeah, it is
They did it really well to be honest
It says "Tekken" clearly on your head
Right, come on, quickly...
Yeah let's find it
The key, the key.
Let's hurry up and end this
The key, the key, the key!
Where is the key?
Is there really a key even?
What is this?
Oh shit! What?! You scared me!!
Hold on! Shit!
What did it have written on it?
What did it say?
101 Dalmatians?
101 Dalmatians
What the hell?
What? What is 101 Dalmatians?
Why do they always take us away somewhere?
Oh my God! What the hell is this?!
I didn't know he was there at all just now
No, neither did I
They're evolving more and more...
101 Dalmatians balloons...
You just can't get away if this happened to you...
This is awful!
This is just...
It'd be so hard to run away!
This is the worst!
Hosei-san is back
There are SO many!
What are you bringing with you there?
They'll find you man...
This is just...
It's disgusting
If we run next to you,
we'll get found
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Please take a look at this!
I don't get the point of it!
You're their owner...
Yama-chan I'm sorry but...
It got caught
Some of your dogs went off somewhere...
You haven't got 101 anymore, there's 5 over there...
That's no good, you got to look after them...
It broke off
Some of them broke off
About 70 of them went off somewhere...
They just went off...
You've gone and left like 70 of them over there...
He's right!
There's definitely not 101 Dalmatians here.
Go and get them back!
Oh who cares about that
No no, do it properly
We have to do it properly...
Yeah, if they put it on you, you got to put it on properly
Yes, put it on...
Not going to lie but, I don't want to be near you right now
They're going everywhere though!
No no, it's because you moved!
Hamada-san, there are 2 dogs...
You got 2 dogs for yourself?
For some reason, 2 have gone to Hamada...
No no!
You can't take them off!
How the hell did that happen?
You've got 2...
They like you, huh?
From over there?
Seems it
That's ridiculous...
What the hell?!
Sudden gust of wind
WAIT!!
Wait!
PLEASE WAIT!!
Slipper
No way! You're kidding me!
He's got 2 dogs with him
Wait! Pups, are you okay?!
This is getting ridiculous!!
Hold on, hold on!
He's getting smacked as well!
Over there, he just got smacked by a slipper!
A slipper?
Wait!
He's carrying on!
Hold on a minute!
The dogs are just...
This is ridiculous. Everything just now was ridiculous!
The dogs! The dogs just went over there...
Wow, the dogs!
One of the dogs is just floating
What the hell is happening here right now?!
I have no idea...
This is ridiculous
Please catch them all!
I don't understand what he's trying to do
What the hell is going on here?
This is not something we expected...
I didn't plan on having these stuck on me either...
The dogs like you so it's easy for you to keep them
How the hell did that happen?
That was seriously amazing though
I don't know
But seriously come on, enough is enough
How did it attach itself to me like this
By the way it's tied, I can only presume
someone has tied it onto me...
Someone had to pass through the thread through here
or it would never tie itself up like this
Someone's tied a knot here...
It wouldn't be able to do that itself just by the wind blowing the dogs over...
What's up?
No way...
I'm sorry but
Yama-chan's dog came...
and we were all panicking trying to pick them up, right?
And by doing that, is it possible for a knot to just happen like this?
Wait? Who?
Umm, no, that shouldn't be possible
So that means
That one of you 4 tied them onto me
I had
all the Dalmatians near me so I wouldn't have been able to
So I don't know anything, it wasn't me
That's not necessarily true though...
What?
That's not necessarily true though?
I went straight away towards him
When I got back
something was...
But
When that happened, I...
Yeah that's true, you're fine
Right? It's not me.
Yeah, you're fine
I think this...
This is the work of someone good with their hands...
I see
To make a knot like this
Someone that is good at renovating
I see
You know me, I can't do that kind of thing
True, you don't do that kind of thing after all
That's true, you're bad with that kind of thing...
Come over here
You guys do this every year so you're friends and all
And I get thatyou want to pick on the Kansai guy...
And I get that you want to pick on the Kansai guy...
Would I really do that? I'm 52, guys...
You really think?
You're the culprit! You.
But for a guy to not notice someone tying up a knot like this on him...
How stupid do you have to be?!
That's true...
He's right, he didn't have a clue...
He's right
Hamada doesn't realise that the dogs were being tied up onto him
The whole time whilst he was walking
I was tying a knot behind him and for him not to realise
Seriously, he must be an idiot?
This is honestly...
So bad...
20 minutes has passed
Increasing the number of Onis...
More Oni appear
Restart the search around the school
Isn't it somewhere around here?
The 5 restart their search
Utopia
When a black
shadow appears.
Don't lose focus, guys
Don't lose focus!
Oh man!
What the hell!?
Yama-chan, NICE!
WHAT THE HELL!?
Hosei-san NICE
They might do something real bad...
Great stuff
Well played
Outside apparently...
You're going outside
Utopia
What?
Where? Where?
It's "Utopia"...
I don't get it
Here it comes
It's coming, it's coming
It's coming,
It came from above
Is he going to jump from there..?
What is this?
Onto him?
Oh man, this?
Oh man, what is this?
Rubber Patch from 4 metres
Oh I get it, Utopia...
with the rubber patch
Oh man, that's terrifying
Hamada is laughing the whole time...
Oh man, that's terrifying
This is scary, like seriously so scary!
OH man!!
This would be terrifying
Yeah it would be
The veteran comedian is terrified
Hold on, I am an old man!
He says you can still go further back
He says you can still go further back...
He says keep going
There he is! Evil Hosei!
He says keep going
This is bad
He really is evil...
This is dangerous...
Here it comes!
This is scary!
That's got to hurt!
That was brilliant
The one who pushed you before was Yama-chan by the way...
That's not true!
It was...
Hiromi-san, it wasn't just me
Hold on a minute
Your faces are still scattered so I can't see you very well
I understand...
The sun is there as well...
Oh yeah, that's true
We get you...
25 minutes since the start
They cannot find the key
Hama-chan and Cookie, you go over there
Is this dog's name Cookie?
What the hell are you on about?!
Why the hell is his name Cookie?!
They restart their search
But seriously...
Hold on. Did we go over there?
Umm no we haven't.
We haven't been to the end
Right over there...
Hey! I found it!
Damn that's big!
They discover a treasure chest!
Damn it's huge!
Hosei-san can you open it?
I found it!
Come, guys?!
I said get over here!
Get over here, guys!
Hosei-san, you open it
What are you guys doing?
If you could just bring the key over
The room's tiny, we can't all get in
What are you talking about? There's plenty of space
No, we can't
Cookie can't come in with me
You've decided on Cookie as its name?
You can get in, right?
Tanaka? What's wrong?
I don't get it...
Tanaka? What's wrong?
What's going on?
So many things are happening...
Hold on a minute!
What the hell is this?
I was trying to get Cookie to feature in this part...
But I can't if there's 3...
They've found a key!
I found it!
They've finally found the key!
They hurry to Matsumoto
Matsumoto-san!
What the hell, he's got a parasol?
Seriously...
We found the key
No, seriously...
It's SO DAMN HOT in here!
Oh, I see
How is it, Hiromi?
I'm counting on you, Hiromi!
Oh, does it not open?
Does it not open?
It opened, great... Thank you!
No good...
Punishment for Matsumoto
Sorry about that!
Sorry, man
Here she comes...
I wonder who's going to come out...
Oh, it's Obachan...
Obachan
It's Obachan
She really is a Obachan...
You're right
Obachan...
It wouldn't be weird if she was sick of this...
Damn, her hair is shiny
However you look at it, it's her...
It's cut so short...
Obachan
OW!!!
He got electrocuted...
His punishment is getting electrocuted
She's able to electrocute people now...
Damn that hurt!
She's an Electric Catfish...
Did you get electrocuted?
It properly electrocuted me!!
That Oba-chan is evolving too...
Let's go look for it...
We got to look in the school
They split up and search
I will look over here
Ok
Let's look again...
Oh shi-!...
It's just my dog...
Hamada gets scared by Cookie
This came up from below...
That was so scary just now...
It's Cookie...
He got scared of Cookie...
He's properly looking at you...
You're really dirty
30 minutes have passed
Increasing the number of Oni
More Oni Appear
They search the grounds
The five search the grounds once again
SHIT!!
Oh man that was scary!
You're kidding me, what?
Like when did he...?
I have no idea
This year, they would just suddenly appear
What the hell is "Sanadamaru"?!
Sanadamaru
Apparently it says "Sanadamaru"...
What is this?
Wait, what? Where are we going?
He's been taken somewhere...
Where the hell are you taking him?!
What? The gym?
Tanaka? Are you okay?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Wait a second, what?
Oh shit, this...
It's just the Triangular Wooden Horse
I guess he's riding it...
Yeah I see...
It's triangular...
He gets up on the triangular wooden horse
Even the armour!
They're putting such heavy things on him
He really looks a part ofthe Sengoku Division
He really looks a part of the Sengoku Division
The makeup kind of suits this...
They're really being mean to him
These guys are so rough...
It hurts, this hurts...
It hurts, this hurts
The pain is just about to start...
So true
He looks like a military commander, with his little dog behind...
This looks bad, man
Ow!!!
It hurts!!
OW!
Sanadamaru departs
Ouch, this has to hurt
Wait, hold on, wait
Ow ow ow!
IT HURTS!!
it hurts!!
Wait a second, wait!
OW OW OW!
It hurts!!!
Wait a minute!!
Please stop it!
IT HURTS!!
This is hell
It hurts
This is a middle age torture device...
They've had this since a long time ago...
How was it?
It hurt so bad...
This would hurt
It was the worst
They did the same thing over and over...
Resentment of Age
Resentment of age?!
Hiromi-san got caught!
Hiromi-san!
Why me?!
This sounds scary
The title scares me
Resentment of Age
What?
This is scary
This is kind of scary, Hiromi-san
It is the resentment of age, after all...
I don't like this being banged down stuff...
OH MY GOD!!
Resentment of Age Oni
David Ito
Resentment of Age Oni
Mister Chin
Resentment of Age
This is amazing!
I'm so happy!
It's B21!
Hehehehe...
B21 Special
B21 Special Full Line-Up!
This is amazing!
"This year is our 30th Anniversary so let's do a Konto"
You kept saying it passionately
Yet you haven't contacted me once about it, you shit!
All you're thinking about is your renovation
Instead, think up some skits for us!!
I guess you were in the wrong for that one...
When we debuted, you said...
"Whatever happens, don't talk to Downtown or Unnan," didn't you?!
"Whatever happens, don't talk to Downtown or Unnan," didnt you?!
And despite saying that,you spoke to them secretly
And despite saying that, you spoke to them secretly
that you're such good friends, you're even on their bloody show now!
You did such a thing?!
He was quite nasty!
He was
Yeah!
At the Kabukicho Show House....
We met at the Oscars and for 32 years
I always had financial difficulty...
During our induction era, the money us 3 made
why did most of that go to you..?
The share was2:2:6
The share was 2: 2:6
The share was 2:2:6
Don't take 60% of the money!!
Thank you very much!
Great work guys!!
Only Debi-chin can say stuff like that...
I was able to witness something fantastic...
You know,80% of their hatred was from 30 years ago...
You know, 80% of their hatred was from 30 years ago...
From when you were a nasty bastard...
Was that true though?The "Don't talk to them" story?
Was that true though? The "Don't talk to them" story?
"Don't talk to Downtown or Unnan"...
Yeah...
But the truth is since ages ago,we did stuff together
But the truth is, since ages agowe did stuff together
But the truth is, since ages ago, we did stuff together
But you told them not to talk to him..?
Whilst he said that, he would come over to mine...
I did go to his house and told those two not to speak to Downtown...
Of course they would hate you for that...
Oh well, they said all these other things...
Hamada notices an Oni...
He's realised
They're quite bad themselves too
They did say themselves too you'd do a live show
We'd be so happy if you did
I would love to see that
Live?
Yeah we'd love it
Seriously...
Yeah...
Damn man, that's annoying
Everyone saw him a bit, right?
What did it say on it?
"Hama no Bancho"
Hama no Bancho
Surely not...
IT'S THE REAL ONE!!!
Please throw a hard one straight at his face!
I'd die!!!
"Hama no Bancho" Oni (Was his nickname during his career)
Miura Daisuke
It's Hama no Bancho!
Great job!
He's retired now and all
Great work
Wait, hold on a minute
Hama no Bancho straight throw...
Wait wait...
This will hurt so bad...
Wait, I'm so scared!!!
He could die...
Endo!!
This would be terrifying!
Let's get him to throw a couple
As you'd expect!
That was right in the middle!
He really can aim and hit, huh..?
Bancho, thank you!
He just casually came out and casually hit him...
40 minutes have passed, increasing the numbers of Oni
More Oni appear
Hey!
We've found it!
Was there one there before..?
No way in hell was it there before...
Treasure Chest Located!
Just came out of nowhere...
Great going, Cookie
No, no...
I'm opening it...
Egashira
RIGHT!!
I'm here!!!!
Again...
He's come out again this year!
It's Hamada-san again!
BRING THAT IN!!
Ega-chan, what's your problem, man!?
This is bad, Hamada-san!
This is really bad
I got Ega-chan last year as well!
Egashira-san is bad, man...
He's come to get you again
What's this?
Do it!!
Wait, what?!
This is bad
Isn't this really bad?
I knew he'd appear at some point...
Ega-chan, what is with this?
This is serious, like genuinely bad
What is it?
This is bad, real bad
The once a year Ega-chan festival!
I've become one with Hama-chan now!
What the hell?!
The Demon's Shriek
Man, this is scary
He's so up for it!
Rubber Tube of an Automobile Explosion
That's a tube, right..?
Yes
This is bad
This is bad, real bad.
This is bad, real bad
What the hell you mean "Ega-chan"..?
He's getting tired!
Hama-chan, Ega-chan
I'm so scared!
Here it comes!
Oh shit!
Please stop!
Ow!!!
He hit his head on the floor!
Hehehehehe...
Matsumoto quietly laughs
Hama-chan, see you next year
Hey, I got to get to work!
Get out my way, goddamn it!
So he came this year, after all
Hey guys
Because of what just happened, Cookie disappeared
COOKIE!!!
HEY COOKIE!
COOKIE!
He's such a fricking idiot
He was the most shocked out of all of us
Hey, look!
Key discovered!
Finally they find a 2nd key, will they be able to get Matsumoto out this time?
Sorry sorry sorry!
Seriously, enough
Here I go
How is it?
Please just...
For crying out loud
Matsumoto gets punished
Are you putting the key in properly?
Oh damn
It's that "I can walk now" skit
That "I can walk now" skit
He keeps coming out
Why the hell does he come out here?
I can make you go numb now...
There it is...
He said it
He always says some crap like that
I am electrostatic right now
No no no no, no way
So I can make you go numb now
No no, I'm scared!
It's kind of scary...
No seriously, please.
Man that's scary
If he did that to me, I'd be scared
Shit, I'm really scared
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AGGHHHHH!!!!!
Oh it hurts Kinoshita as well
There must have been a huge discharge there
That was strong
Before was the Obachan
That's true
It must have been bad.
I can do it again...
No no no
AAGHHHH!!!!!
Kinoshita gets more damage!
Here I come again!
THAT'S ENOUGH!!
I'm doing it once more!
AGGGHHHHH!!!!
What the hell, man
What's he doing?
50 minutes passed. Increasing number of Oni.
More Oni come out
Here comes one
No way in hell...
NO WAY!!
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!! Give me a second!
Hold on a minute...
They got Hosei-san!
I thought he'd go for Hiromi-san
Me?
I thought he had locked on to me
Monster Truck?
Hold on a second
What...
I just stand here?
I can hear the sound of a monster...
Wow, listen to that!
What the hell is that?!
This is so bad
This is awful
What the hell is this?
If you look at those tires, that thing is going to move around like hell I bet...
You're right
But you know, Yama-chan, this might be kind of fun
Like a ride of some sort
That's true
You wouldn't normally be able to experience something like this
Yama-chan, be careful, okay?
Do your best
What kind of face you making..?
His neck!
Damn, that's scary
Yama-chan, we can't hear your screams at all...
Oh damn!
I wonder if they're going to jump that at the end
Oh damn, this is bad
BRAVO
Here he comes
That was amazing
The first part looked kind of fun to be honest...
It was like the heavens and earth flipped over or something
I've never experienced that kind of thing
You could only see the sky?
It's not just I could only see the sky
But like everything flipped over.
Hey, Fujiwara-san is coming over here
Because you guys couldn't find the key at all
Can you just use this Master Key?
You had a Master Key all this time?
The Master Key?
Training Finished
Using the Master Key, they successfully get Matsumoto out.
And the training ended.
We still have lots to do so we're heading back
There's still more to do..?
3:30PM, back to the laboratory.
3:30PM, 7 hours 30 minutes since the start.
Of course, the five don't get a break
We're going to introduce ourselves to the chief now
The chief?
You laughed just now
He won't reply...
You just laughed just now
No, I was like "Ha-haaan"
That's laughing surely...
No, not at all
It was just like a "ha"...
Can you just line up here?
Hamada, Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Hosei
Chief
These are the 5 newbies
who will be working here today
Please introduce yourself to them
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
The first and probably the last
Science Laboratory Chief
Sunshine Ikezaki
The Novel writing and doping comedian chief
Who loves comedy
and the man who is loved by comedy!
Manzai, Konto, Rakugo
The parent who gave birth to all of comedy!!
That's right, I am!!!!
Sunshine Ike Bukuro, where I work!
Part time normally!
Hourly wage 1340 yen, I have 84800 yen in my savings account
My cash card pin number is 8931
My wallet is currently backstage
Matsumoto-san, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!
I will say it one more time, 8931!
TN: HAKUSAI means Chinese Cabbage in Japanese
Remember it as Ha-Ku-Sa-I (first syllables of the numbers)
That's right, I, who has revealed all about himself
SUNSHINE IKEZAKI
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
JUSTIIIIIICEEEEE!!
He did... really well there...
Yeah, seriously
Not good enough!!
That was just me with high tension
There wasn't enough sexiness!
I can do it way more sexily than that!
BRING THAT IN!!
Sexy..?
Mystery equipment brought in
This is a sexy augmentation device
By putting this
liquid in here,
pheromone steam will come out and I will become sexy!!
Sexy Augmentation Device
By being covered in pheromone steam, his sexiness will be enhanced
I'm going to become sexier!
Here I go!
Damn, that's scary!
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Will he become sexier?
What the hell is this?
I'm scared!
YEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!
This is a sexy augmentation device
By putting this
liquid in here,
pheromone steam will come out
Sexy Augmentation Device
By being covered in pheromone steam, his sexiness will be enhanced
and I will become sexy!
I'm going to become sexier!
Here I go!
Damn, that's scary!
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
YEEAAAAHHH!!!
Will he become sexier?
What the hell is this?
I'm scared
YEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!
The Effects of The Sexy Augmentation Device
Ikezaki evolves into Saito Takumi
I was so surprised
That was unexpected
That is indeed more sexy
THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE LAST
A SUPREMELY SUPERIOR SEXY ACTOR!!
A man that loves sexy beings and a man that is loved by sexy beings!!
Cheating. Affair. Double Affair.
The perfect comboto be sexy!
The perfect combo to be sexy!
That is who we areee!!
That's terrible
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My walletis still backstage
My wallet is still backstage
Matsumoto-santhis is your chance!!
Matsumoto-san this is your chance!!
I'll repeat, two three four five
I'll repeat, two seven, four, one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four, one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four,one
I'll repeat, two, seven, four, one
No I don't want to remember it
Remember it as "To Ship Far Out"!! (T.S.F.O)
For I haverevealed EVERYTHING
For I have revealed EVERYTHING
Sunshine Sai-tou
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAY
JUS
TICE
Well done
That was crazy
That was pretty sexy
He's just dumb
Really out there
amazing
Saitou Takumi really went hard
So is that what the power of science could do?
Turning very sexy, I guess
When you try hard enough
It is 4 in the afternoon and the group faces the next challenge
Research Laboratory Work time: 8 Hours
New Scientists Room
Hamada was laughing before he even saw the CEO's face
I wasn't
No, you were laughing so much
If you could just stay on standby for a while
"We have reset all of the drawers"
"Reset," it says
Should we get it over with?
Tanaka, why don't you go?
Okay
I'm always scared of this
Oh
It's a letter
Small
A Mysterious Letter
That just looks ominous
Yeah
And another key marked "1"
Mysterious "Number 1" Key
Just a key and letter for me
Does it matter which one I start with?
I'll check the letter first
Honolarri...
Honolarri?
A Letter from an honorary professor
A Kurobikari Honorary Professor's Science Quiz!
What is this?
In the case of having a wrong answer, a scientific punishment will be executed!
Tanaka, you might be good at this
No no no no
The Question
In a tank of 100% Salad oil, what would happen to the glass cup if placed into the tank?
Answer within 15 seconds
Ready, go
Containing the air,the cup will sink as is
Containing the air, the cup will sink as is
Like, it'll overtake the air...
Time's Up
and it sinks
Answer Demonstration!!
Now, we will now demonstrate the answer!
Demonstration?
Really?
Happy Boy
Okada Keisuke
Babyon, here I am
Thank you berry much!
This time, I'mScience
This time, I'm Science
Happy Booooy
Here it is
The left hand ofFleming's left hand rule!
The left hand of Fleming's left hand rule!
Thank you very much!
Everyone, I am definitely NOT an honorary professor!!
But I am more parasitic in character
But I am more parastic in character
That's right!
What the hell!?
My apologies!
Since it's been two years since Happy Boy, I'm a little excited
It has been two years!
That's right
I am not an honorary professor
But an assistant to the honorary professor
Let me introduce the honorary professor
I am your honorary professor
Honorary Professor
Kamikawa Takaya
So
Our very first Science quiz from us
Our very first Sciency quiz from us
Without further ado, let us check with an experiment
Please
Here, we have a tank filled with oil
and a glass cup
If you could confirm for me
Yes, this is indeed glass
I will now drop this glass cup into the tank
Sink please sink
What's gonna happen?
it's disappearing
Wow!
IT DISAPPEARED
Eh!?
Wow!
While it hasn't actually disappeared
We still won't be able to see it from the side
It actually is
Ehhhhhh
right here
Amazing
This is...
Here's the rationale
Honorary professor Kamikawa's explanation
The human eye can see things by reflecting certain lights
The human will only see things by how light reflects them
When things "disappear", they're only blended in with other lights
When light cannot reflect the object, then it seems "invisible"
So the refractive index for salad oil and glass is about the same
The refractive index for salad oil and glass is about the same
Which creates the visual effect of the two items assimilating and disappearing
The salad oil and glass will seem to diffuse due to this
INCORRECT
Launching the liquid nitrogen-propelled rocket punch!!
Ichioka Genki
Punishment provided by Denjiro Army
Young ones of the Denjiro Army, bring it in!
Next, we have been presented with this plastic bottle
Liquid Nitrogen Rocket Punch
Liquid nitrogen will be injected into the plastic bottle with the glove attached
On this plastic bottle, there is a boxing glove attached
We will be injecting liquid nitrogen into the bottle
At room temperature, liquid nitrogen is known to evaporate at an explosive rate
The liquid nitrogen will vaporize inside of the plastic bottle
The bottle will instantly propel itself
And when we have the greatest amount of force, we will pull this plug and see what happens
When the matter will reach its limit, the plug will be pulled
Then the bottle will turn into a rocket and fly towards the target
The bottle will fly towards the face with awesome momentum
This isn't good
So let's try it!
This is not good
Tanaka-san, if you will
Be careful!
Alright
No no no no
This is gonna hurt
"Containing the air, the cup will sink"
That was such a dumb answer
Excuse me
Equipping goggles to be safe
This experiment can be dangerous, so I will also be wearing goggles
The rest of you can relax and watch
It'll be fine
I am now injecting liquid nitrogen into the plastic bottle
And here we see liquid nitrogen reacting at room temperature
The nitrogen is evaporating before our eyes as it turns into gas
Be careful and stand back...
I'm a little scared
Scary doesn't even come close to what this is
And here, we have the plug
Scary doesn't even come close to what this is
I'm so scared...
Happy Boy, I'm pretty scared
No way
It would probably be best not to move around, Tanaka-kun
It's just worse if you move!
It's dangerous so don't move
Prepare the string!
Time is of the essence here
Seconds until launch
We will now commence the countdown
This is horrifying!
Wait, wait!
3... 2...1...
It was so fast, I couldn't even see it!
Wait, wait, is his face okay?
That was pretty bad
Tanakaaaa!!
That's not very "happy" of you!
Who knew you'd get bodied!?
IT'S A SCIENCE
Let us depart!
Happy Boy!! That was so damn painful!
UNHAPPY SEE YOU!!
There was just this loud "Goh Goh"
Yes
The sound from that was just unbelievable
I thought I could see it
Excuse me, I have a delivery
I have a package for Matsumoto-san
A package for Mr. Matsumoto
If you could just sign this please
Is this actually for me?
Here
Isn't it huge?
Thank you!
Let's look
Now wait a second
Things are happening so fast
All we do is open things and now I'm just scared
This is huge!
That's a big parcel
What is this?
Eh?
Sexy chief comes out
The first and probably last
ragingly sexy actor!!
A man that loves sexy beings and a man loved by sexy beings!!
Cheating, affairs, double affairs
The perfect combo to be sexy
This is who we areee!!
Sunchine Sai-tou
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAY!!
Justice!!
What was that?
I don't get it.
I don't understand it.
This was sent to Matsumoto?
It came for me.
There is no end to this.
The chief sure has a lot of free time.
That's right!! He's the chief and all.
He's the chief of this entire place.
Should I open it?
What should we do?
Ah, you have a key.
Mysterious key #2
Should I open first?
Tanaka had a key.
Once again.
What?
This is scary.
Mysterious box
Let's just get it out of the way.
Crying face mask
What is this thing?
I feel bad for it.
It's crying.
It surely is crying.
Anyway, try to wear it.
That's right.
Because earlier Tanaka...
This child is...
Yes, probably.
This child is here because...
Because of the teasing.
After the kick, his face also was so sad.
Ah, so that's it.
Why Tanaka, though?
This is so dirty.
It looks so sad.
It's crying.
It is crying.
It's even looking down.
Stop it, you!
Looking down is no good.
This is no good.
Really. Looking down is too much.
That's no good.
I can see too much background story to this.
This is no good.
No good. No good.
Are you performing?
Stop it. Stop it.
We told you to stop.
Stop it!
Stop it.
This is so dirty of you.
Why is it you who receives such an item?
Tanaka, it's no good if you sit like that.
Just wear it without doing anything.
Even just wearing it is too much.
What's wrong with you?
This is bad, plainly bad. Such a gloomy posture.
He's definitely laughing inside of it.
Tanaka, stop it.
This guy is definitely...
He's definitely laughing inside of it.
It's unfair.
Stop it already.
Did something happen?
Really, stop it now.
Stop it, you!
Stop fooling around.
It's enough.
This guy annoys me.
There is a number 2 too.
Yes, there is a next.
There is the next thing too.
This is too much already.
Tanaka is so persistent.
Too persistent.
You! Quit fooling around.
Are you happy with this?
That annoys me.
Such a dirty move.
You are so dirty.
You laughed inside of it.
Inside of it.
Definitely laughed inside of it.
Why did you do that?
Why do you do that? Really.
I completely became a part
of this kid.
You got too into it.
Honestly, I couldn't even hear you.
Then, Matsumoto.
I haven't even looked yet.
Then Housei, right?
What's that?
Mysterious headphones
Headphones?
But why?
Let me
try and wear them.
While listening to something, something will happen?
Is that the purpose?
He's laughing.
This is cruel.
What is coming out of the headphones?
We have absolutely no clue.
Can we listen to it?
This is cruel.
We don't get it, though. Oh, we can listen?
This is. Just too much.
This is cheating, right?
What, what what?
Can we also listen to it?
Well then, just let me
listen to it.
It's mean.
Can you even do such a thing?
This can't be real.
Can you even do this to us?
Such a great setup.
I really hate this.
I can't believe that they got me.
It's a bit unbelivable, right?
If this was in a quiz, I would never guess it.
Wait, I am totally...
Can it really be this bad?
You will doubt your ears.
YEEEEEEAAAAAY!!
That's because we areee
I don't get it.
This is too much.
You laughed like a maniac.
You laughed a lot.
Ah, I completely lost track.
I still can't believe it.
He's doing this more than his home life.
Popular actor
Start of the intense second half!
No laughing scientist
Secret
To come: the second half of no laughing scientist batsu game.
Very popular actress
Secret
The sheer willpower to strain their bodies
The Kouhaku singing contest for comedians!!
Roaring laughter ensues
Heeey!!
Secret
Rare guests will invade the laboratory
The laboratory at night
An invasion of rare guests
Very famous actor
Secret
Are you coming?
Housei's archenemy Chono will appear
Housei's arch-enemy
Chono the warrior
Oi~~ I hate this.
Aaaaaaaaaa-!!
Secret
The five have nowhere to run.
Little sister
Big sister
Until they let out a violent shriek
during the climax they can't escape!!
Until they let out a violent shriek during the climax,
there is no escape!!
4:30 pm and the traps in the drawers are still ongoing.
Laboratory Worked 8 hours and 30 minutes so far
Only Yamachan is left.
I will go ahead.
There it is.
Another challenge.
Mysterious letter
That's it.
Well, that's it.
Eh, what's this?
A gag bag?
Mysterious gag bag
Let's go with the letter first.
The letter will surely be something science-related.
Probably, right?
It definitely will be.
Science quiz
It came out!
Kurobikari's notorious teacher's
science quiz!
The notorious teacher's science quiz!
For every question
if you answer incorrectly
a scientific punishment
will occur!!
If you answer wrong,
This is so scary.
you will receive a punishment from the notorious teacher.
And Tanaka was looking.
Here we go. The question:
Announcing the question
A plastic bag containing carbonated water
Q. What will happen if you heat a bag containing carbonated water
what will happen if you heat it from below?
Please answer within 15 seconds.
Ready. Go!
It's a common plastic bag.
Since it's a plastic bag, if you heat it
it will explode, right?
Answering time over
This is too much.
Enacting the correct answer!!
We will now enact the correct answer.
There must be a lot more to it.
The one who remembers the chemical elements
"Water soldier liebe" is my ship
Suiheilibe is a song that includes all the elements
The title is made of the elements. Liebe is the german word for lover.
My boat is a mud boat
I am just saying!!
Dooaho!!
Are you done?
Thank you very much.
The problem is as follows
Who is the one who answered this question?
Me
Housei?
Okay, Housei's
answer. Let's hear it once again
Once heated...
The plastic vinyl bag will explode with a bang
Explode with a bang?
I don't get it
On this year's October 6 Housei hosted an event
called "Let's eat french cuisine while listening to Housei's rakugo"
I don't get it as much as I don't get Hosei's event
What's that?
Event Poster
You did your research
Now,
let us move to the experiment
Here in front of us, we have this plastic vinyl bag which contains carbonated water
Can you tell? Bubbles are forming
We will
use these alcohol lamp burners to heat it up from the bottom
If it's water, it would go splash right?
Yeah
I suppose so
Let's see how it goes.
What is it?
It's a science
*Done under the supervision of professionals
The theory's like this.
Carbonated water is basically water and carbonic acid
So,
this plastic vinyl is touching either water or carbonic acid
Explanation from Professor Emeritus Kamikawa
Heat is always touching the water and the carbon bubbles
Therefore, the parts which are touching water
have the heat absorbed by the water
Parts with water absorbs heat but parts with bubbles melt from heat
The parts touching the carbon bubbles does not let heat escape so holes will open up
The results thus become like this, like a shower
Holes only open in the parts with bubbles and water drips from these holes like a shower
as holes open up bit by bit in the plastic vinyl
Therefore, Hosei...
wrong answer!
Wrong answer
Science quiz: wrong answer
That was difficult
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion, commence!!
7 in a row?
This sure is large-scale
Here in front of you is the 7 in a row air cannon
This is super scary
This
is when oxygen
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
By stimulating the oxygen and hydrogen with electricity
and hydrogen are stimulated with electricity to create an explosive force
an explosive force is created, which is used to fire the cotton balls
That will be used to fire the cotton balls
Then, let's set up
Housei, move to the designated place
Then, please come over here
he said "designated"
Be careful, okay, Housei
Ma~n, this is scary
Can everyone see?
Above Housei's head, we have set up a balloon
Good position
There is the character for "up" on the balloon
T/N: This refers to Kamikawa(上川). It is the same character 「上」 as the "kami" in Kamikawa's name, but pronounced differently)
There is the character for "up" on the balloon
This is the mark of the "Kamikawa liquid" that I have independently developed
Kamikawa liquid is inside the balloon
I see
Inside that is "Kamikawa liquid"
So, the cotton balls within this cannon
have been soaked in orange oil
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
Cotton balls are soaked in orange oil
What do you think will happen when the orange oil touches that balloon?
We shall see
Ear plugs ...wait that's scary
When hydrogen and carbon interact with each other, a loud noise will be produced
Please.
Then,
Until the air cannon fires,
seconds
7 in a row air cannon:
Fire!!
The smell of oranges...
Wow! A nice scent
Amazing!
As you can see, the orange oil has the disposition of melting the rubber of the balloon
7 in a row air cannon, balloon explosion
Orange oil melts the ballon and he is now covered with Kamikawa Liquid
Thus, the balloon above Housei's head
burst due to this power, and now Hosei is covered with "Kamikawa liquid"
Oh I see
Wow! Amazing!
The experiment's a big success!
A punishment which covered the room in a nice scent
Thank you. Time to go.
The scent is also really nice
Within this room
Awesome
Good for you
Was it?
Super refreshing
I'm totally soaked
Totally soaked
The smell is amazing
Not really?
No, I'm totally soaked through though
It might be difficult for the viewers to know
Yeah
It's amazing
The room now has a really lovely smell
A citrus type right?
The room now has a really lovely smell
There's one more here
Mystery trick bag
What is it?
Trick bag?
It does look like some sort of trick bag
I'll press it
WA HA HA HA HA...
If the trick bag is pressed, Hamada gets an OUT
Wait just a moment
This is no good
What's with that?
What's this?
What's this? I don't really get it
WA HA HA HA HA...
No no no
I didn't laugh!
Stop, stop!!
A trick bag
Yes
This is wow
Enough
You can't press it
Enough
Tanaka, don't press it
WA HA HA HA HA...
Really, there's such a thing?
I didn't actually laugh!
Seriously
WA HA HA HA HA...
This is something terrible
A dreadful... weapon
Something terrible has appeared
It's bad for us to hold this
Definitely a terrible thing
That's terrible
That's no good
I agree
It's spiteful
Right.
Housei, you're all soaked through
Let's go get you a change of clothes
He said a change of clothes
No choice
Seriously, what?
In the past, this had led to waves of chaos: Hosei's costume change
In the past, this had led to waves of chaos
Hosei's costume change
Once you're done changing, return to the room
What is this?
On the other hand, the 4 waiting in the room also...
The other 4 waiting also...
About the costume changes...
Like normal
Will he come back wearing something like a kabuto helmet?
Costume change 7 years ago
Wearing a kabuto helmet with a short moustache attached
With that moustache
Ah yeah, that happened
I definitely won't laugh
For something like a costume, I definitely won't laugh
For 2 or 3 days he couldn't take a bath
He couldn't for 2-3 days.
Unprotected after all
That's true
T/N: "Astro Boy" is a manga about an android boy by Tezuka Osamu in 1952. It was later made into an anime.
Changed into Astro Boy
That's just a middle-aged man wearing a stomach wrap
"A middle-aged man wearing a stomach wrap"?
No, really.
The "child of science"
T/N: "Child of Science" is Astro Boy's nickname
That's right
So that's it
Those clothes were there when you went?
Yes
These clothes(scientist outfit) were notprepared for you there?
These clothes(scientist outfit) were not prepared for you there?
Nope
There was only this costume
You understand right?
We thought you'd probably come back in some sort of costume
I feel cold
Seriously
I don't get the meaning of this
Big brother, so you were here!
I picked this up
Uran-chan?
T/N: Uran(Astro Girl) is Astro Boy's younger sister.
You picked something up?
I picked this up
You picked that up?
WA HA HA HA HA...
Uran-chan, eh?
A trick bag containing the voice of Hosei
What's going on?
What's happening?
W-wait, just wait a moment
AAAHHH!!
If the bag is pressed, Housei gets an OUT
Uran-chan?
You can't do that, your big brother...
Yeah
WA HA HA HA HA...
Watch out!
Uran-chan, you can't...
Because your big brother...
...it hurts your big brother
You can't do that
AAAHHH!!
You can't press it
Uran-chan
Uran-chan, wait
Uran-chan, no.
Yeah, you can't
Uran!
Yeah?
My arm...
Come over here
What's wrong?
My arm's in bad shape
Even if you tell Uran that...
Uran-chan, look at this
What? What?
He's going to try to snatch the bag
Press it, press it!
WA HA HA HA HA...
Press!
This place is becoming messy
Chaotic
This place is becoming chaotic
AAAHHH!!
Why is Big Brother so angry?
Big Brother
I hate you!!
I'm gonna tell Chono-san
URANNN
Come over here
I won't get mad just come here
You're definitely gonna get mad, right?
No, I won't
I won't get mad, so come here
What the hell haha
If you get mad, can I tell Chono-san?
It's okay if you tell Chono-san
I'll give you candy; just come here
How many candies?
I'll give you three
They're inside here
How about 10?
FU HA HA HA HA...
Yeah, I'll give you 10
Don't laugh...
She pressed it at a great time
UUGGGHHHH
Peace, it's peace
AAAHHH
THAT HURTS!!!
I can't do this... I can't do this
Uran-chan,
Get it!! Get it, Endo; get it!!
Uran-chan, I'm gonna get mad
She's too fast
She's incredible
Yeah
Uran-chan, what do you want?
Seriously
I'll seriously buy it for you just...
Why don't you become a real person?
Why don't you become a human girl?
I want a Hoppe-chan
T/N: Hoppe-chan is a popular Japanese character
Obecha?
Hoppe-chan
What the hell is Obecha?
What the hell is Obecha, really?
What is Obecha?
What is Obecha exactly?
Seriously, what is Obecha?
I don't understand
Uran-chan...
Hopecha?
You want hopecha?
What is hopecha?
What could hopecha be?
Its cheeks are puffy, and
its eyes are beads, and
it has a topknot...
You want something like that?
It's cute!!
They have such a thing?
She's saying she wants it! Let her be!
Seriously!
This is Hoppe-chan
Don't question her!
Oh, that!
Oh, Hoppe-chan!
They're especially rough on Atom
They're hard on Atom
Uran-chan...
I'll get it for you
Obeja right?
Oh, wait a minute
Instead of Hoppe-chan,
make that face you make when you get slapped by Chono-san
What do you mean "that face you make"?
That face you make when you get slapped is hilarious
It is funny, isn't it?
Okay, here goes
Do it!! Do it!!
FU HA HA HA HA...
What are you doing?
She's really making you work for that button
She really really is
AHHH
HA
HA!!
This kid is scary
Uran-chan come, look
It's really bad, wanna see?
Nothing's there
Nothing's there, right?
Nothing, nothing
You can't say that nothing is there
Nothing is there!!
THERE IS!!
Something's there, right?
Yes!
Something's there but I don't wanna see it
That's reasonable
Because earlier you smelled really bad
That's really cruel
Why did she have to say that?
She's really really scary
Why did she have to say that?
Uran-chan is so scary
That's something you can't help but notice, right?
Did I really smell bad?
He's not your brother anyway
You smelled like farts
That's wrong, I don't smell like farts
Poor Yamazaki
Uran-chan,
what if I give you a better laughing bag?
I don't want it
Wait here
She said she doesn't want it
I'll give you a better laughing bag
Really? Promise?
FU HA HA HA HA...
No no no, let's not do this
What the hell?
She's really making a fool of us
Uran-chan, don't trip
Me too? Me too?
It's hard to tell
It was hard to tell who was out
We can't tell who's out and who's not
Hey you
FU HA HA HA HA...
Be careful
Stop!!
Stop, Yamazaki
Stop!!!
FU HA HA HA HA...
Seriously, you!
Be careful
Seriously, be careful
Careful!
Bleehhh!!
Trade, TRADE!!
Want to trade?
Trade, TRADE!!
Notice
Trade, trade
FU HA HA HA HA...
What are you doing!
What the hell, man?
What are you doing?
He's crying!
What the hell?
Crying... Laughing... Getting beat up
This is a goddamn mess!!
What the hell, man?
Cut that out, Tanaka!
Seriously, man!!
It's getting wild
Look, look
Can you return the orange one?
He's scary, right?
Uran-chan is scared
Uran-chan
Give her the orange bag?
Please?
Thank you
You okay?
Your brother became unable to move
He's immobile
Yes, he is
He can't move
I'll give this to the old gorilla man...
You're giving this to the old gorilla man?
but DO NOT give this to my brother
Okay, got it
Bye bye
Bye bye, Uran-chan!
See you later
Thank you
Bye bye!
Your brother-
BLEHHH
How terrible
This guy is really terrible
He's terrible
That was incredible
Sorry, that was really bad
This area was just a mess
This guy...
He's never lost it this bad
Really
Seriously
I don't get it
I really don't
FU HA HA HA HA...
The only option is to get it back
He's the devil
FU HA HA HA HA...
He's really the devil
FU HA HA HA HA...
Help me!!
Matsumoto-san
Seriously please
Where did it go? Where did it go?
AHHH
HA
HA!!
I don't know where Hamada-san went
Uran-chan took it, didn't she?
Uran-chan!
Where did Uran-chan go?
FU HA HA HA HA...
URAN-CHAAAAN!!
AHHH
What a mess!
Seriously...
It's wrong, right?
DEVIL'S CHILD!!
He's wrong
DEVIL'S CHILD!!
URAN-CHAN!!
Tanaka~~
If you don't bring back my laughing bag,
we'll never go home
I'm on it!
BRING ME MY LAUGHING BAG!!
Housei-san you're fine!!
How about we switch it with my laughing bag?
It's not here anymore
It's not here!
Nobody is gonna press it!
BRING MY LAUGHING BAG!
What did you want?
GET MY LAUGHING BAG AND COME OVER HERE
Go take it
I just bring it to you?
He'll bring it!!
Switching the contents of the laughing bags
You just want me to take it to you?
Hurry up!
Please hurry up
Tell him "I brought Hamada-san's bag instead"
Yeah, we got it
Let's stop
Seriously
"I brought Hamada-san's bag instead," right?
"I brought Hamada-san's bag instead"
FU HA HA HA HA...
He pressed it immediately
AHHHHHHHHHH!!
He had an expression like "great job" and then immediately pressed it
Like "really good job"
To press it outside is...
9 hours of science research
Science laboratory 9th hour of work
Now, they experience a very scientific event
You listening?
Unlike you guys,
real professors who actually graduated from college are
going to present the findings of their research
Do you need to include the first part?
What bad sense
You might not be able to tell just by looking at them...
That also pisses me off
Presentation of Research Results
Off to a science conference!!
We've been hungry until now, so
Yes, well
Over here, guys
Science Lab Hall
Hey hey
You're gonna show up late as newbies?
Senior Researcher
Kobayashi Kendo
Hurry up and sit down
With that,
I would like to start the research presentation conference
First off, development time took 10 years
The higher-ups of our research laboratory backed us with their wisdom to create
A human like robe- human-like robot
That's so dirty!!
That shouldn't be allowed!
"Robet," he says
I guess he had to
That hurt
He's a well behaved kid though
He's a well-behaved kid though
Well, with that,
the introduction of the human-like robot!!
We now present...
BEAT TAKESHI ROBOT!!
Debut of the Beat Takeshi Robot
What a mess this was
Beat Takeshi Robot
Rola
She came out for real.
Why did she do that just now?
Is she making fun of Takeshi?
How about it? Can you show us a splendid performance?
Please introduce yourself.
This ain't no joke, ya idiot.
I am Beat Takeshi.
Ah, I am Beat Takeshi.
Can't do impressions at all
Why are you moving?
Please don't move, Mr. Takeshi.
Let's hold back.
Takeshi robots' other ability: let's show you.
Takeshi robots' ability ①
Given any theme about unlikable scientists the robot will perfectly be able to improvise on it.
Was your name Endo? Then you go first.
Every day eating nothing but curry rice scientist.
If two people meet
and the curry smell lingers
it's as if turmeric is protruding.
Surely is no good, no good, no good.
Ya idiot, fu fu.
The talent lacks in perfection
Takeshi robot, retreat at once.
Takeshi robot's immediate retreat
She might appear in something else?
There might be scientific value in having amateurs like you ask a question.
Are there any questions? Housei.
Regarding Takeshi robot
Takeshi robots' special move.
Does it have a special move?
I was waiting for this question.
I won't tell you!!
Tanaka.
Let me see...
What kind of trouble might occur?
Only this thing I won't tell you!!
Matsumoto, anything?
Takeshi robots' energy
How is it supplied with energy?
This is the secret to this robot
I won't tell you!!
The price is?
Won't tell you!
How much is the price?
1 billion yen
Asked twice and he will respond.
It's not absurdly overpriced.
You get all that.
Ain't no joke, ya fool.
Second appearance / World Great TV ver.
Regarding this Beat Takeshi Robot
not only Beat Takeshi
Takeshi robots' ability ②
Can become any celebrity.
it can get the abilities of any celebrity.
For example
Please do Mori Shinichi.
Complete transformation to Mori Shinichi
My sweet mama-
Your voice became so soft.
Going that far.
No matter which celebrity you say, it will be able to obtain every single ability.
Tanaka, please state a celebrity.
Wada Akiko.
Make a dialogue between Wada Akiko and Takeshi.
Wada Akiko and Takeshi dialogue
Those times were
mmmh.
How long will you be nostalgic for those times, ya idiot!!
I must part
see you later!
Where are you going, Takeshi robot?
Beat Takeshi robots' retreat
yeeeees
I will announce the next robot.
What's wrong?
I understand.
This is the middle of a presentation, but
an esteemed professor from our faculty has decided to say some encouraging words.
An esteemed professor has come to share encouraging words.
Esteemed professor!
Esteemed professor Asano Yuuko
Esteemed professor Asano Yuuko.
Long time no see, Miss Yuuko.
I never thought that you would become this great.
Jeez
It hurts
Coming here, I am reminded of so many things.
Former researcher Nakamura Yoshinobu Producer
Yo!!
It's definitely this bastard.
Yoshinobu.
Long time no see.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
She completely cut him off.
(Yoshinobu) what an amateur.
This is bad!!
Today, we have some new employees learning the ropes.
New staff, huh?
Greetings from the esteemed professor
You...
Stand up, won't you?
What kind of scientist do you want to be?
World's
You don't have to answer seriously.
Only because you are so cute.
You there, won't you stand up?
Wow, what a great chest.
What is the percentage of your body fat?
About 12-13%, don't you think?
So great.
Asking about body fat and the esteemed professor falls in love
Merely being asked about body fat and you get kissed...
Having such great newcomers, I feel completely relieved.
That's true, Yuuko.
Yoshinobu.
This time the esteemed professor falls in love with Yoshinobu
Sorry, impossible!!
For me to appear
From esteemed professor, back to Asano Yuuko.
in a variety show
after all,
it's a strange incident, isn't it?
TN: Parody of the song "Honnō-ji incident" by Egu-Splosion The word strange and incident is the same in Japanese.
The strange thing about Asano Asano Yuuko Egu-Splosion
The Asano incident
Year 2016 new year's disaster
Asano Yuko was tricked by Gaki no Tsukai!!
Why-y? Why-y? Why was Asano tricked?
Asano Yuuko was persistently begged by the staff
and by that guy over there: 50 year plus with a bald forehead
Why-y? Why-y? Why was Asano tricked?
I heard that practicing the skit would only take 2 days
But this geezer's memory is so bad that it took 5 days
Call him a producer if you want, but he is a subcontracted producer
Expecting to get some gratitude from Asano he has gained nada
Not great Not great Yoshinobu is not great at all
Day by day I feel older but it's really my luck that has gone
tricked by a bald forehead worst new year's eve hey!!
Too harsh? Too harsh? Isn't that too harsh from an Asano in her 50's?
Not strange
Asano in her 50's is not strange!!
Strange
This is the Asano incident
Asano incident
A●sa●no in●ci●dent
Asano Yuuko was me!!
It really was amazing.
Everyone, please study hard.
Esteemed professor
thank you very much.
Yoshinobu was glaring at us
Let's go back to the presentation and announce the next robot.
Kenkoba professor, this is bad!!
Someone has
stolen the robot
What!? The robot was taken?
Someone has stolen the new robot model!!
Call the police.
They're already on the way here
Who is the one behind this!?
Police officer arrives
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Professor Kenkoba!!
Who are you?!!
Unarmed inspector
Akira 100%
I am the Unarmed Inspector
So you're Mr. Unarmed
I was slightly shook. Apologies.
I was slightly shocked. Apologies. I forgot.
Search for clues!!
Well then,
Were there any witnesses?
The culprit was holding a pistol
That's dangerous,
but what is my subordinate doing?
Unarmed inspector's subordinate arrives
Unarmed detective
Harada Ryuuji
Sorry for keeping you waiting
You're late!
What's he doing here?
Can he do it?
I always see him acting as Suke-san in "Mito Koumon"
T/N: "Mito Koumon" is a long-running period drama which was on-air since 1969 till 2011. Suke-san is a supporting character played by Harada.
You look like that onsen actor, Harada Ryuuji
T/N: Onsen actor is his nickname, as he likes going to various onsens around Japan
smack
He can do it?
How is the situation at the scene?
I heard the centerpiece robot was stolen;
the rookies were also surely looking forward to it
Request for the 5 to cooperate in the investigation
Everyone,
I ask of you to please help with the investigation
This is who I am
Proof of identity in place of a police identification card
He must have practiced that a lot
I think they must have practiced a lot
For those who were not able to see: one more time
It's enough
This is who I am
We have confirmed your identity
We really couldn't see (the crotch)
I am Unarmed Detective
Pleased to meet you
That's right, unarmed!!
Naked butt in front of the face
Spiteful!!
What the hell?
You didn't need to call him!!
Unarmed inspector!
Clues found?
smack
Please take a look at this
Is there such a thing as that?
Something dropped!!
Something dropped!! Pick it up.
Blond hair
Clue to the criminal: Blond hair
Hey, there's some there too
Blond hair...
Professor, do you happen to know of a man with blond hair?
The young intern who quit the other day was blond, I believe
That man must have been the culprit
hm? You over there
With a hat on his head, a suspicious man...
could you take off that cap?
Blond hair... He must be the culprit!!
Wait criminal!!
Pursuit of the criminal starts
Don't think you can escape from me
Wait!!
A lot of practice must have been done
Let's get into the patrol car
Arrested!!
This is something I would pay money to watch
I want to go watch this at a live event or something
Inspector, let us bring him in
Incident of the Stolen new robot: resolved!!
I couldn't really process what happened
yeah
It was amazing: that high level of completion!!
6:30 pm
Science laboratory 10 hours 30 minutes since the start
Matsumoto has found something which caught his attention
Look at this;
doesn't this remind you of something?
This usage of colours...
Ah, wait a moment
this usage of colour
usage of colours...
Right
Q. what do you think of when you look at these colours?
it's remarkable
how that object caught my eye
Cleaning robot
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Can I say it?
Go ahead
What's this guy doing?
Even though we can't laugh
so this did happen
smiling and jumping in joy like that
Even though we can't laugh
even so
Matsumoto-san,
it's a super good quiz
Look at this colour
The colour? Not the shape?
The colour's quite spot-on
Q. What does this colour remind you of?
※Everyone, please think of the answer along with them
I know the answer too
Whisper it
Will Tanaka get the correct answer?
How will he do?
The colour...
I have no idea
Hamada-san's probably a little distanced from it
I don't think so
because his children have all grown up
Endo!!
I get it! I get it!
It's the future for Endo (with his new kid)
Yes...
Just the colour right?
eh?
Baikinman
reminded of
baikinman
T/N: Baikinman is a character in the anime "Anpanman". "Baikin"（ばい菌） means germs or bacteria.
Ah the colour
You gotta be kidding?
No, I really have no idea
Seriously?
At all?
I don't get what you're
talking about at all
This is a big hint
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」 from this?
a i u e o
Hint: the 50 sounds of Japanese
No... not even a millimeter
Seriously?
Say a i u e o in a more...
Say it more energetically
eh?
The rule is a little difficult
No way!
I seriously don't get what you're talking about
with high excitement
Can you please say it?
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
a i u e ooo!!
and next is?
ka ki ku ke kooo!!
Yes, yes
sa shi su se sooo!!
Yes, that's it
ta chi tsu te tooo!!
na ni nu ne nooo!!
Huh? What comes next?
You're already very close
Yeah, close
You can do it
That's it
ha hi fu he hooo!!
ma mi mu me mooo!!
Wait a minute
Hamada...
Well, there are times it's a generation gap, however, it's been a long time since it started
So even if you say that...
The gap
Yeah I understand
Well, it can't be helped, right?
Now, the answer's ha hi fu he ho
(ha hi fu he ho): say it energetically
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
energetically..?
ha hi fu he hooo!!
it's a little...
What do you mean..?
I want a tune set to it
say "ha hi fu he ho" in a variety of ways
ha hi fu he hoo
Say that line like
Like Akko-san
like Wada Akiko
T/N: Wada Akiko is a famous singer & variety show host. "Akko" is her nickname
Hint: say 「ha hi fu he ho」
how about it?
how about trying it
Like Akko-san?
haa hi fu he hoo
yes
No, even if you look at me like that...
You just said it, just about.
Combine that with this please
this
This colour
with this
It's okay, say it
Even if you say that...
What does ha hi fu he hoo have
to do with this?
this is seriously...
No way!!
Seriously!?
I think he knew the answer...
Everyone else knew
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
Hint: Bye bye OO~
Bye bye~
No, even if you look at me like that...
I now feel like crying
My face is wet with tears
I feel powerless
we have to change it
yeah
Is Hamada able to recall 「baikinman」from this?
because Matsumoto's tired
I'm too tired
exhausted
this is bad
Ah! something from Anpanman?
you were referring to a character?
from Anpanman?
Yes that's right
Ahhh! so that's it!!
Who?
No idea.
8 o'clock P.M.,
Science lab - 12 hours in
There is trouble stirring up in the laboratories
Everyone, trouble!
Some people who have complaints about our lab came over, so we
have to check what's going on.
Other scientists are involved;
we have to break the fight!!
That serious?
Let's go, guys
That has nothing to do with research...
Hooligans have invaded the labs.
The five have to intervene.
It's not related!
Some people...
Why don't they leave that stuff to the security police!?
Just let them be!
Let's go together
I hear something.
That's enough!
Laboratory corridor
They're doing something
Do it firmly, you!
Stop playing around
I am being serious.
You're not being serious!
scientist
Succhii
hooligan
Yutaka Yoshida
What the hell is this!?
I am doing my best
What is this!?
I am sorry!
We don't know what happened,
but could you please let us off?
This is pissing me off,
Got a problem?!
What is it? Go away!
Hooligan cannot contain his anger.
Shut up, stupid!
This lab is too loud, and I can't sleep!
His voice is so loud
This lab is too loud, and I can't sleep!
Show me the real deal!!
Show me the real stuff, I said! Get it?!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
"Yoshimoto Shinkigeki" piece "Nipple drill"
Note: "Yoshimoto Shinkigeki" is a comedy theater show
Hey you, what are you doing!?
Won't you come!?
Will you come or won't you come, will you come or won't you come
Will you come or won't you come, will you come orwon't you come
Will you come or won't you come, will you come or won't you come
SAY SOMETHING, YOU!
Don't hit my toes.
I said, Don't hit my toes.
Not the chin!
Not my armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpits!
Can't you hear!? We're this close!
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit"
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit,"
it's difficult to hear that.
That's what I said!
You did manage to hear all that, didn't you!?
What's wrong with you!?
Don't drill my nipples!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't!Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't!Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't,
Don't, don't
Toes, chin, armpit STOP!
Aren't you gonna do the drill!!?
Will you or won't you do the drill, will you or won't you do the drill?
Aren't you going to?!
Pfft
Won't you...
Wooooooooooon't you......
What the hell is this, is this a joke!?
Won't you, won't you, won't you, won't you
ouch
For how much longer will these two keep going?
Toes, chin, armpit, STOP!
drill drill won't you do the drill?
drill drill drill won't you....do the drill?
Aren't you gonna do it, you!?
What are you clapping for?
Are you just messing around?
Have you taken a hot bath?
It's your fault, dumbass!
Remember this!!
Get a grip!You've got to be kidding me!
Get a grip! You've got to be kidding me!
Well well...
He just got beaten up then left!
Seriously!
You did win
Successfully repelled the Hooligan
Seriously
That guy got beaten up and left.
Yes. he really did
He just left...
It was pretty bad.
Plenty has happened lately
Oy oy oy oy!!
Another hooligan arrives
This laboratory's so noisy
I can't sleep!
Again?
What are you doing, huh!?
I can't sleep!
Tokuma Nishioka
Hooligan
What are you doing!?
I'm talking to you!
No way!
Show me the real deal!
Hey, what are you doing!?
What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki piece "Nipple Drill"
What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing
Won't you-
Won't you come?!
Won't you come!?
Will you or won't you come?
Just when I thought you'd come, you won't come!?
Speak up!
What's wrong with you!?
Stop it!
Don't hit my toes!
Don't hit my chin!
Don't hit my armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels
armpit!
This is great!
Why can't you hear me!?
We're only this far apart!
"The place where there are a lot of capillary vessels armpit" part
is difficult to hear.
That's what I said!
You did catch all that, didn't you!?
What the hell are you-
Don't drill my nipples!
Don't do the drill
Don't, don't, don't...
This is perfect!
Don't, don't, don't...
Toes, chin, armpit- STOP!
Won't you do the drill!!
Will you or won't you
Won't you do it!?
Will you or .....
Awful!
woooooooon't youuuu
What are you doing!
Will you do it, you bastard?
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you, will you or won't you
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you will you or won't you
Will you or won't you, will you or won't you, will you or won't you
ouch
This is amazing
Toes, chin, armpit- STOP
drill drill won't you do the drill?
drill drill won't you...you're doing the drill?
Amazing!!
Incredible!!
What are you clapping for?
Wooooww!!!
Did you spill miso soup on yourself?
I didn't spill anything!
It's your fault!
Amazing!
Amazing...
I'll come again tomorrow!
he's gonna come over again!
Wow...
That was really something
Well done!
Successfully repelled the hooligan
That was so good!
Great job!
I'm glad I got to see that
That was great!!
That was incredible
Impressive, I was moved.
Looks like I win.
Oooooyyyyyy!
No way!?
For real?
From the time this lab was built...
A third hooligan arrives
You've got to be kidding
It's almost too much...
Hey you, it's been a nuisance in the neighbourhood
Hooligan
Girolamo Panzetta
Hey you, it's been a nuisance in the neighbourhood
Absolutely no way he can do it!
Show me the real deal!
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki piece "Nipple Drill"
What are you doing, stop that!
Hey you, stop that!
Wha...hey...will you powder?
Wha... hey...will you powder?
Will you powder?
Nipple... stop...
Don't, don't, don't, don't
For real, was he okay?
This is ridiculous!!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This is ridiculous!!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This is really bad
Don't, don't, don't, don't
This one was bad, yeah
He didn't say "drill" even a single time
Don't, don't, don't, don't
It's important, it's important.
Don't, don't, don't, don't
It's important, it's important.
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Toes...
chun,
Uhm
won't you
do it!!
Not right at all!
Let's go
That's bad!!
Nope
That was bad
Well that was a given...
Of course...
To think there'd be a continuation
If Tokuma-san was like that...
That was bound to happen
Tokuma-san was amazing...
We were shown something good
Cheered us up.
Yes, truly
Just over 12 hours in, the new professors have a new task
8:30pm Science Research Lab: 12hrs 30 min of service
Conducting Social Studies Research
Participating in a Scientific Seminar!!
They will participate in their senior scientists' seminar
Could I have you sit here?
Matsumoto, Hamada...
I'd like to commence the Gasukurobikari Research Institute's faculty meeting
Just to confirm today's topic,
we are here to discuss our ecologic findings from studying
Research institute faculty meeting
Famous People Ecology Report
Academics share their findings
famous people's everyday lives
This is the place to share your findings
Let's begin immediately
Who wants to go first?
I'll go
Katsumata
Concerning Tsukitei Housei
Tsukitei Housei's forever-loved show
Tsukitei Housei's Scoop
An important regular show
"Drive-A-Go! Go!"
considered his life's work
"Drive-A-Go! Go!"
has ended this year.
It ended?
"Drive-A-Go! Go!" ended?
Their car was confiscated.
Everyone loved that show!
I'd certainly like to ride it again
Anything else?
Some study of Hamada revealed
Hamada's Scoop
His favorite commercial
that he has a favorite commercial I think everyone knows:
An Amazon ad where a baby and the dog wear a lion's mane
It's an amazing ad
Hamada really loves that ad
No matter what, if he's eating his favourite food,
if he's in an important meeting,
if someone screams "AAAAAAH" in his face,
the second that ad comes on,
he's lost in his own world staring at it
That's so creepy
Creepy!
That's adorable!
That's just so creepy
Get over it already
He's so kindhearted
What's with you guys?
Speaking of Hamada's kindhearted nature,
I've got a matter that I couldn't comprehend
Hamada's Scoop
Osaka Program
A program based in Osaka
it was Hamada's program.
He had a plan to give one of his viewers
a Christmas present from my home
Hamada came knocking with a bang
"Hey! I came to pick up the present!"
along with his understudies "The Missile Men"
He came in with dirty shoes on, of course
"Gonna take something with value, k?"
He brings this $800 T-Fal,
some kind of kitchen goods
Completely unused "I'm taking this"
like "No, not that!"
going with the flow the "Missile Men" say "we'll take this too"
They pick this Doraemon Mahjong game my kid has been constantly playing with
But then, Hamada's like
"Don't be taking away his kid's childhood memories!"
So kind!
I wish he had followed through
So in the end, they just take the $800 T-Fal kitchen thing
and laughing on the way out they left.
So kind!
Daigo
Uh... I just relaxed a bit, er, really just realized that
Hamada's Scoop
Osaka Program Part 2
When Hamada went to Nobu's house and took an item for a show
I wasn't there for that...
yet
last time I met Hamada
he had his mouth agape
I said "yeah?"
and mouth still open he says "Gimme something"
Now that I think about it,after getting Nobu he went after me
Now that I think about it, after getting Nobu he went after me
Like I would know
Maybe it was a mistake?
That's no mistake
I don't get it
he said "Gimme something"
Throughout the whole thing, he never closed his mouth once
"Gim sumtin!"
Like some kind of ventriloquist act I've never seen before
"Gim sumn!"
That's not relevant
What's the point
He just keeps going with his mouth open?
It's like when he's not on TV, he can't close his mouth!
Can't close his mouth?
What's with this story
That's so weird
I've got something on Hamada too
His kindness, his likeness to gorillas, and many other descriptions
After 23 persistent years the untouchable Shibata
got to do a remote shoot with Hamada
Hamada's Scoop
Shoot of his dreams
and it was his dream
to have Hamada hit him over the head
cause he's famous
We were filming at a zoo
and Shibata is telling various stories about the animals
The animals weren't very excited and wouldn't come over to Hamada
The ONLY animal to come over was a gorilla
It's like gorilla, Hamada, gorilla, Hamada
like passing through a mirror or glass
I thought "This is my chance! I can't miss this!"
I said "As expected, you're similar types" to try and set him up
Just as I expect him to give a strong hit
Cause of what you said...
Right!
He gently remarks with a smile, "You're so annoying"
He's so kind!
Completely kindhearted
I mean, who wouldn't think they're similar
He grinned out of embarrassment too...
While we're discussing Hamada, his age is starting to show...
Hamada's Scoop
Signs of Aging
I keep bringing this up every time, but...
From his kitchen
there's this hallway in Hamada's house
with a bathroom and a closet for water storage in the same direction
and he's hobbling along
I'm sure he went to get some water, but
He forgot, and instead went to the bathroom in the same area
Since he couldn't take a poo...
He returned asking "Why'd I go to the bathroom?"
He's roaming
Wow
Roaming about
Wow
Old fart
He went from putting something in his mouth... to releasing something
Exactly
Can I build on this?
The other day, sediment was raining down on Shinjuku...
The other day, sediment was raining down on Shinjuku..
My umbrella broken, holding my umbrella
and I was running vigorously...
and the umbrella frame is like...
all by myself
Hey Muramoto...
Go home!
This is about Tanaka
Have you heard of these shoes that help you run faster?
For kids...
Tanaka's Scoop
Syunsoku Shoes
He has a son who plays soccer
He bought these shoes for his son to run faster and told him
"You can play harder with these!"
but when Tanaka watched a match,
his son was the goalkeeper
He didn't know
You didn't know?
That's no good...
I've got another
Go ahead, Muramoto
Let me say this
This is about "Takakura Moving Center"
Young actor who's helped hundreds of celebs
move using top rate methods
Takakura Moving Center
This is about "Takakura Moving Center"
About Takakura Moving Center?
This is about "Takakura Moving Center"
I asked for some help moving from Takakura the other day
Takakura Moving Center Scoop
Balcony Garden
I said, "If you're serious, throw in some balcony gardening for free"
Then the thread was marked "read" so suddenly
This guy just leapt at me
Takakura Center...
Muramoto
I'm going to kill you
This is a bit about Matsumoto
I was mentioning something about muscles
Then the convo became weight training
So he starts talking about how much he benches
Matusmoto's Scoop
Weight Training
"How many reps? How much weight?" kind of convo
Then suddenly he's like "that moment..."
When you hit your limit
Your huge muscles just become incredibly itchy, right?
Then I was just like "uh, yeah..."
I really had no clue what he was talking about
He was the only one who got that
I'd like to share one
This is quite recent
Matsumoto's Scoop
Osaka Show
Matsumoto is doing a show in Osaka
with Tamukento and Miyasako
This one time
It's the end of the work day, and they're eating
"What should we do after this?"
Like go to a bar or something
or go to a Cigar Bar
They've got many different choices available
When you don't stay after what do you (Matsumoto) end up doing?
I want to go to a girl's bar
It's like, can you really say something like that?
Yeah... that's rare
But ultimately a girl's bar was a no-go,
some girls might say this or that
Since that was no good...
Then... what about a cabaret?
Cabaret?
A cabaret!
What a grand, refined leisure activity for the local area
A cabaret that employs a bunch of crusty grandmas
"Yeah, let's go to a cabaret"
As if he'd actually agree to go to that!
So the next week when they were together at work
So Miyasako asks Matsumoto
Did you really want to go to a crusty old lady cabaret?
WHY!?
Well... I wanted to just chat
I really didn't get the point
Just why!?
He wants to talk with the old ladies
Did he have no one to talk to recently?
He's gotten to be that age
He wouldn't explain anything else to me
That's cruel!
Downtown's Matsumoto's Twitter account has 4 million followers
Matsumoto's Scoop
Amazing! Did you know that?
It's only 2-3 years old, and he's surpassed 4 million
His daily ramblings become internet news
I too like to read his posts, and like them
He makes very high quality posts, very high quality posts
Occasionally you get posts that make you wonder WTF?
Most of his posts will blow you away
So I wanted to share a few with you
Please go ahead
Well
Comedians are like fairies...
Wonder if they can't be seen by people who don't laugh.
What a great Tweet.
Just as expected, Matsumoto's Twitter is great.
Let's take one more step.
This surprised me.
Ghosts are scary cause you can see beings that are dead
If someone says they aren't afraid,
they must be dead.
If you say that ghosts are scary...
Usually
Matsumoto's Tweets have
50-60,000 likes but
This has only 2000 likes.
That's something, Matsumoto.
9:30 pm
Research facility Worked for 13 hours and 30 minutes
Tired, so very tired.
The fatigue is building up.
They have no words for each other.
Just then...
Alcohol. It affects people differently.
Alcohol
It has come.
If you drink too much, your memory can become hazy
Memory
and after a few hours, you will become dead drunk.
Dead drunk
Here at Gasu Kurobikari science research labs,
we will study the effects of alcohol on sleep patterns.
Testing alcohol's effect on sleep patterns
Start of drinking and its effects on sleep test.
Average middle aged man as the test rat.
Let's try the experiment on a middle-aged man.
This...
Looks bad.
Can it be?
First,
Intaking alcohol at a small restaurant
drinking alcohol at a small restaurant.
The man is
Please stop.
Welcome
Hi, we'come
He came out.
Party of one?
Yes
Yes, please.
Onishi Hideaki 52 years old
Mister Onishi Hideaki
52 years old
In the case of this man drinking,
Can Jimmy hold his liquor?
what will happen to his sleep pattern?
I wonder.
He isn't strong at all.
Ah! You're Jimmy Onishi, aren't you?
Yes, I am
Welcome, welcome!
Sorry. Thank-
What will you drink?
Um...
First, for starters,
draft beer.
If I am already laughing just at this.
There wasn't even anything particularly funny about it.
Right now he is to blame.
Wait...
Do your best.
That's right.
This...
Indeed.
He is the bad person.
This is pure bullying.
That's how Jimmy always does it.
Um...
First, for starters,
draft beer.
I will pour it for you.
Thanks.
This earnest version of Jimmy might be hard.
What if I took you out, cutie sis?
You are good at holding it.
Aren't I?
Looks delicious. It is delicious.
Huh?
Did you work today?
Huh?
Any work today?
Today was traveling for work.
Travel?
That sounds so hard.
Jimmy Onishi,
what do you do on your days off?
Huh?
What do you do on your days off?
Why is he asking her to repeat herself?
Right.
That's enough.
Let's do our best.
This is really not good.
Why ask her to repeat herself?
That guy is so irritating, seriously
Indeed.
Continuing with the hostess' drink.
Inside of the shop for 30 minutes.
With the beautiful hostess' beer,
Onishi continues.
In my case,
I can really hold my liquor.
No matter how much you drink?
I am really not that weak.
Is that so?
Because my dad did it.
I understand.
What's up with him?
It will happen slowly...
Enjoying himself with the hostess
Inside of the shop for 1 hour
Conversation with the hostess is flowing
Onishi's beer glass is also raised.
As expected
Mr. Onishi has so many talents.
You must be quite popular, right?
Yes, I am popular-a-plenty.
Just as I thought.
For example, what happens?
Like those lips of yours should never be given to anyone else.
I can't stand it with these sweet lips of mine.
Is that the case?
It's world-renowned.
World-renowned?
Yes.
Various countries' women?
That's why
Brasileiro.
Brazilian.
Brasileiro.
Brazilian Brasileiro.
Brazilian is fine.
Geez.
Don't give up.
It's fine if he misspeaks.
The message has been received.
Right.
It's fine, you don't have to say it, no matter what.
Brazilian.
Brasileiro.
Brazil...
Brasileiro.
If customers came and sat here.
I can clean up.
You will clean up?
Notice
But isn't it...
So quick.
Terrible.
I can't believe this.
It's here.
Terrible.
Mr. Jimmy's...
What should we do?
Yeah, what should we do?
You will clean up?
Notice
But isn't it...
Mr. Onishi?
Mr. Onishi, are you okay?
Mr. Onishi fell asleep.
Inside of the shop for 2 hours and 12 minutes.
Having visited the shop for nearly 2 hours,
Mr. Onishi fell asleep.
Thank you for coming.
Please do come again.
Tao Tao Tao Tao Tao Tao
Tao Tao Tao
This is great.
Truly great.
Dead drunk Mr. Onishi
Completely dead drunk Mr. Onishi.
Coming next...
Shocking sleep pattern experiment unveiling
We will unveil the shocking sleep pattern experiment.
This year's Jimmy is unparalleled.
Thank you for coming
Please do come again
Tao Tao Tao Tao Tao Tao
Tao Tao Tao
His manager moves him by carrying him on his back.
In an emergency his manager rushes in
and moves the dead drunk Mr. Onishi.
Having no idea that he is partaking in a sleep experiment.
Arrival time
Taken to the testing grounds.
Manager helps him change before sleep
With the helping hands of his manager
changes into pyjamas and is being put to bed.
Slap
Finally
they succeed in putting Onishi to sleep.
Suzuki (Manager)
Hic
Suzuki~
I said Suzuki!!
Su'ki~
Hic!
What?
Prepare a banana for me...
What is it?
Banana
It's his manager or what?
It really is something.
That's how he is?
He is like that?
He is a real veteran.
Slap, that's how she hit him.
She really did slap him.
In spite of being a veteran...
Higher up than us, he is the senpai.
Right you are.
That manager's pretty young, isn't she?
What?
Hic
Banana
Very well, sir.
Prepare a banana for me already!
I will get you a banana.
Waiting for Mr. Onishi to fall into deep sleep.
First,
let's wait until Mr. Onishi
falls into deep sleep.
Bao
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Bao
He truly is a dog.
Does that kind of sound ever come out?
I have never made that sound.
First time seeing this.
Never ever!
Bao
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Bao
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
This is impossible to endure.
This is terrible.
This really is something.
What's up with it?
Why does he sound like that?
Bao
Grrrrrr
Arf
Grrrrrr
The first sleep study
Do they really need to write it out? That's sinister!
No kidding
"Grrrrrrr" and what not
This is unbelievable!
Unbelievable
They're bringing it to us
Bringing me to tears
Let's get through this
Just about to move on to the next segment too
1:30 in the morning
Let's move up to there
From here again!?
Grrrrrr
Arf
Grrrrrr
The first sleep study
Researcher
Miyagawa Daisuke
The experiment will be conducted by our elite researcher Miyagawa Daisuke
Drunk Sleep Study Responsiveness Test 1
How will he respond to electric shock?
First we'll equip him with these shocking pads
Then we'll observe what kind of response he'll give
So suddenly?
On the cheek?
Switched ON
Drunk Sleep Study Responsiveness Test 2
Increasing shock strength
Let's try increasing the power
This is bad
I won't make it
Subject was not woken with only 1 shock
Owing to the subject's intoxication, we found he was unable to be woken
I see
Drunk Sleep Study Responsiveness Test 3
What will 3x the shock pads do?
Let's see how he reacts to an increased number of shock pads
Are you serious?
Face, Arms and Legs are the three positions we'll test, let's begin
Switch ON
This is so cruel! Cruel!
Cruel! Cruel! Cruel!
Why does he fall off?
He's an animal
Freaky
Wait, wait, stop
He's an animal!
I really can't make it through this
He's an amazing person
He's like a bear
He's a monster
He's really a monster
Hurry up and be over
Oww, my butt can't handle this
My butt won't make it
Still half asleep, Onishi appears completely unaware of the researchers around him
Test Results: Subject does not awaken via electric shock
Drunk Sleep Study Response Test Complete
Wow
I'm glad that's over
Those were Jimmy's true instincts
That was crazy
14 hours, 30 minutes since beginning work
The faces of 5 people who had the life sucked out of them
With the force of a megaton bomb, Jimmy Onishi sucked the life out of 5
BUT, after this...
HE will bring them further hell!!
His appearance marks their darkest moment
10:30pm: The appearance of Jimmy has exhausted our researchers,
14 hours, 30 minutes into working at a research institute
just as news of a big event arrives
You're kidding me
Internal Announcement
A state of emergency has been declared!!
Extremely dangerous chemicals have been detected
All researchers, please report to the auditorium
Everyone! It's an emergency!
Change into this and go
Extremely dangerous chemicals found in the institute
Change into lab coats and head to the auditorium!!
Extremely dangerous chemicals have been found in the institute;
the five will change into lab coats and head to the auditorium
Alright, let's go everyone
Auditorium
Please sit in the seats in front
All research staff have assembled
They're here
Research staff explain the situation
We had no choice but to convene everyone here
We might bring about the end of humanity here in this institute
We discovered a terribly dreadful chemical compound
We'll hear more about this matter from the lead inventor
without further ado
God damn
Chouno Masahiro Barges In!!
Lead Research Inventor
I'm the Head of the Inventing Department, Chouno
I'm fucking pissed
Who did it!?
It's one of you
Discovery of catastrophic chemical release!
The culprit is among the scientists!!
I will have to expose the culprit
The culprit is in the auditorium!
Manhunt for the catastrophic inventor!!
He has to be here
It's you
No way
Unexpectedly quiet voice
Why so quiet?
IT'S YOU
My fucking ear
How pitiful
There is no one with the integrity to talk
This chemical compound
is luminescent under the right light
Catastrophic Chemical
Luminescence under a special light
The culprit who engaged in this research will absolutely...
have this liquid somewhere on their body
Catastrophically Dangerous Chemical Invention
The culprit has liquid on them that will light up!!
Even the smallest amount of this liquid will shine brightly
Kill the lights
Shining the special light in:
Let's do this!
Housei's face shines bright
That's gross
Wait what the hell?
It was that bad!?
What is that!?
This stuff exists!?
Housei has no idea what's going on
It's you!!
WHEN!?
Did you wash your face in it or what!?
That stuff Uegawa poured on you
Showered him...
Really doused him
Catastrophically Dangerous Chemical Invention
The culprit is new researcher Tsukitei Housei
Seriously, your entire face was lighting up
Why!?
It was illuminated!
ME!?
Yeah!
WHY!?
That's what I want to know
I really have absolutely no clue what's going on
Housei can't come to terms with the situation
If you're looking for luminescence...
That guy's head lit up a little bit
This guy definitely lit up
GIVE HIM THE BLACK LIGHT
LOOK AT HIM
You bastard
Where?
The head
Your FACE lit up
My Face!?
My face?
My Face?
You couldn't see yourself
So scummy
"Scummy"? I didn't do anything!
Your face lit up
What do you mean "My face lit up"?
There's more proof, get up here!!
More evidence presented on stage!!
Bring that example out
This is something we confiscated