TG
Team Gaki Presents
Translators:
Lei the Level 2 Mage
EcksDee
Maatan
Typesetters:
Sevendayheaven
Sacro
Hinnerk
English Checker:
James
Quality Checker:
PeaceBrigade
It is called Kamikawa fluid...
Evidence
Kamikawa fluid
Do you remember?
Haa~ I get it now...
I understand.
Explain it then.
It's just Kamikawa fluids.
The reason...
This is straight out of a cheap drama
Honestly, what is this?
Chono, please.
Terrible acting
Please, I can explain it, really.
Yeah?
I was given a quiz.
But, I answered incorrectly.
Then, a balloon exploded and covered me in Kamikawa's fluid
That's it, the fluid was the punishment!
Right, tell the truth this time.
I just did!
Just ask them!!
Who?
Those four guys will tell you!
Hey, Tanaka. You saw it! I got drenched!
Say it
He didn't see it...
But Endo! You saw it right?! Endo!!
It didn't happen, did it?!
Hamada, please tell him!
Wait, no! You too, Matsumoto?
It seems they don't know anything.
Wait, no! You too, Matsumoto?
Didn't see it...
What's wrong with you guys, honestly?
How long are you gonna stall?
But that guy, he's the one that lit up.
For some reason, Matsumoto is targeted.
What lit up?
He's really desperate.
Why me?
Best not to say anything
He's a scientist too?
Yes sir!
He didn't get any fluid on him though?
His head lit up though!
No sir, it didn't.
TELL US THE TRUTH!
Did it really?
It did! You guys didn't notice!!
Just accept it.
I swear I didn't glow!
JUST ADMIT IT!!
Why are you yelling though?
He's right.
Really, getting slapped for this?
He's really got some vendetta against me today.
You leave me no choice but to punish you.
Laughing in my face?
Stop messing around.
Huh?
Right? You get me?
It must have been you!
Just admit what you did...
Please, just, slap him as well.
Still trying to drag Matsumoto down.
You're actually messed up.
What is this?
I'm begging you!
"Slap us both, please"
Just slap us byoth-both at the same time!
Just slap me- slap us at the same time!
You really are just a coward.
You really are.
Answer this, then.
Why did you develop that chemical?
I answered a quiz.
But alas, my answer was incorrect.
At that time, some fluid fell down.
Stop messing around!
Oy, Tsukitei!
Did you not see how you glowed?!
I dunno~
Anyone have a mirror?
Go sit down again.
A mirror will reveal his true face!
This guy's really...
We good?
All right. Final check.
Turn off the lights!
Blacklight ON!
What the hell?!
Right?
Why did this happen?
Why?!
Shines like a lighthouse.
ah... seriously...
The glow was amazing
Even so,
my glow can't be compared to his, right?
It's on a different level entirely.
Completely different.
Alright Hosei, come up here.
Alright, come here.
Hosei's excuse falls through!
He laughed a bit there.
You gonna confess?
I'm pretty disappointed.
I'm sorry.
I accept my dues.
This year's pretty amazing, eh?
Amazing.
Yes.
Our suspect receives the slap of judgement!
W-wait, Chono.
Please say when you go for it. Wait a second please...
Sorry, sorry.
Make sure you ask for forgiveness in your heart, as well.
I'm sorry for creating that fluid!
So it was you, after all!
Wait what?! NO!
I'm sorry, again.
Don't make me get serious.
Yes, sir.
Can I take off my glasses first?
Do it.
Ready?!
He's doing it.
I'm gonna use my full strength.
Let's go!!
The slap of judgement -
deliv
ered!
GOD
DAMN!!
Yamazaki still had a grudge there, right?
How he went after Matsumoto.
Kinda disgusting.
But, it's fine right, Matsumoto?
What?
I was honestly just joking.
Honestly, I don't feel bad for you.
You should've gotten slapped twice.
11:30 PM
15 hours and 30 minutes into their laboratory work.
Still a lot of work to be done.
How you guys doin'?
Our elite scientists are under attack by workers who want higher wages
They can't be reasoned with, so let's go hear them out together!!
Well in that case, absolutely!
Let's go.
Simple workers are attacking the labs!
Our five heroes head out to intervene!!
You're really honest
If there is trouble at this time then...
Better go there as fast as possible!!
If there is trouble at this time, then it's roughly predictable what is going to happen
Our five scientists rush to the nearby research facility to assist!
What awaits them there is...
This way please~
Another wing of the laboratory
This is just gonna be those guys again?
I think so. I hear voices.
Just sit down over there.
We can't work with this tiny budget!!
Says the guys who are always behind schedule!!
An explosive mood straight from the start.
We can't even buy a single screw!
Stop grumbling, just shut up already!
So, uh, guys
I will be back so meanwhile, can you watch over them?
Aren't we supposed to convince these guys?
Doesn't seem like they're gonna stop any time soon.
What are you gonna do?
Bring it on!
Our famous warcry might convince you
A failure to negotiate
At last - popular and famous comedians battle each other in their fundoshi underwear!
With an average age of 45, these comedians will show you!
The start of the festival where they put their bodies and pride on the line!
Now begins their greatest battle festival yet!
First, we battle one on one!
Ueshima's lieutenant
Kendo Kobayashi
First: Sensual Breath Challenge!!
While your opponent tries to excite you with their breath,
For 30 seconds, endure your opponent's breath!
Don't react in any way, or you'll lose the duel!
Sensual Breath Challenge
you must endure, without reacting or making a noise!
You guys are too sensitive for this!
From my side...
Our most resilient, eroti- elite soldier, IWAO!!
Hell yeah!
Ueshima's army
Iwao Nozomu
Why's he always up for this?
I don't get it either.
If you're putting up Iwao, then Tanaka will take him on!
Get in there! Show 'em up!
Degawa army
Tanaka Takushi
Make it sensual!
Year after year!
Whenever it's Iwao will- uh- you always send Tanaka out!
Huh?
He's screwing up his lines a lot...
Yeah.
Guess he's tired?
Also what's he doing?
What the hell are you up to, Degawa?
Adjusting his underwear during the match
Hurry up.
How embarrassing.
Let's go, ready!
Start!
He moaned!
Again!
And again!
No he didn't!
He's not even trying.
He let out a moan!
Do your best, Tanaka!
He's just casually letting it (his voice) out
No, he's not
Over and over again!
Is touching allowed here?
That kind of interest exists,
right?
Okay, stop!
Was touching allowed?
I thought you had to use your breath...
Ow!
Now, switch offense and defense
Switch
Now, switch offense and defense
Non-chan is amazing
We're going to check if Iwao makes a sound!!
You can do it!
Take it easy, Iwao!
Iwao's face...
This might not work
Wow, that face... he can't
This is bad
Iwao...
This guy is a different race!!
What's with that face!?
This is so disgusting
Nice work, Tanaka!
Just like that!
Oh... no, he's out
He made a sound!!
Nice, Tanaka!
He made a sound!
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
Nice, Tanaka!
Good job!!
Just like that!
Continuing with this amount of force, we'll kill you!
YEAH!!
Bring out THAT THING!!
What is that!?
Oh, it's here
What's this?
Guys like you probably
eat your Flowing Noodles like normal people
Of course
Well our newcomer Komiya,
Puts his head in a tank full of noodle broth
Team Uehara
Komiya Hironobu
and eats the somen in one go without using his hands
Whatever!
That's impossible!
Show us!
What does he mean?
Is that even possible!?
Fill up a tank with noodle broth and wear it on his head,
catch noodles in it, and eat the noodles from there
Team Uehara's Pride
Are you even gonna be okay!
Eat all of it!
I'll eat all of it!
Go on then!
I'd like to see you try!
There's a lot to eat!
Waiting after putting bowl on
Cheer him on guys!
I see...
Okay
Now,
Cue noodle broth!
After filling with broth, START
Get the noodles
I'll bring the flowing noodles
It's in
Here we go!!
The broth!!
You good?
Noodles will flow after broth
Here we go, Komiya
Get ready!!
Go! Go!
It's coming!!
The noodles, the noodles!
There they go!!
Noodles
The noodles!
The noodles are flowing!
THE NOODLES!
What the heck!?
What the hell?
That was-
You didn't do anything!!
You just opened your eyes!
What are you gonna do with that!?
The noodles were slower than I thought!!
You're useless!
Somen is a smooth noodle!
I can do it with Chinese noodles!
I'll show you!
Team Degawa's Pride
Trying the challenge with Chinese Noodles
Try it then!
You said you'd do it with Chinese noodles!
Just now, what was...
Hey, what are you doing talking normally!?
What are you doing!?
Why are you talking like normal?!
That was-
The flowing noodles
Like that
The water
Scary!
Please stop halfway through
Degawa Team
Hoshida Hidetoshi
We will!
What the..?
What's with the arrangement?
Here it comes, Hosshan!!
Wait, stop it... stop it halfway, okay?
After filling the broth, START
Wait, stop it... stop it halfway, okay?
You already said that!
Not yet though!
In front of his mouth
Not yet, oh, not yet
Now?
Not yet, oh, not yet
Come on!
After stopping in front of his mouth, he will eat it in one go
Come on now!
After that, I'm gonna go all in!
Okay, NOW!
Can you even do it!?
I'm gonna go!
Looking good!
Go go go!
Come on!
Here come the noodles!
Chinese Noodles
Go go go!!
Come on!
The noodles!!
Eat the noodles!
Okay, now!!
HEY!!
SO close!!
What the hell was that, Kuro-chan!?
No, no
I put it in, but since they're Chinese noodles they don't slide!
This is quite the battle
This means we win!!
It ends here; bring out THAT THING!!
It's here!!
There it is!!
You guys are really bringing this out
It's the Penis Wheel!!
There it is!
The member will do a handstand,
Approaching the Crotch
The three arms rotate The Devil's Machine
and the machine will rotate while approaching him
The Devil's machine!!
The one who will face this challenge...
The boy with the penis of steel: ME!!
You're really gonna go up there?!
Aren't you scared!?
You're scared!
Show us what you got!
Using the penis wheel,
Stand against it, no matter how tired your penis is!
Uehara's Pride
Go go!
COME ON!!
Here it goes!
Speed Meter
Slow
Fast
There it goes!
You can't do it!
It's coming!!
It's here!!
Oh, this looks easy!
He looks fine!
Piece of cake!
Leader!
LEADER!!
What is it?
You're the worst
Nice!
Good job!
Amazing
That was bad
I'm not scared!!
Someone else do it!
Someone, go!
If you're talking penises, it's Tanaka!!
Using the Penis Wheel,
withstand it no matter how tired your penis gets!!
Degawa's Pride
It's him!!
What the hell!
Come on!
It's easy!
Leader, come help me
Yeah!
If you can do it, then do it!
It's easy!
Are you okay with that face?
I can do it!
Here we go
Ready,
Okay, it's super easy
Yes, easy!
Here it comes!
Speed meter
Slow
Fast
Easy easy!
So easy!
Well yeah, easy!
It's easy!
Okay!
This is-
Here?
It gets faster from here
Ah, there it is
From here!
You're fine!!
OWOWOWOW
Let me go!!
LET ME GO!!
Seriously!!
SERIOUSLY!!
You can do it!!
Stop stop!
Stop it!!
Don't quit!!
Amazing!!
His cloth came off
It takes determination to do it until your cloth comes off!
Your cloth didn't come off!
Here is the exhibition:
Degawa Team
Kuro-chan
Trying the penis wheel's 5-arm version
Kuro-chan will tackle the 5-arm Penis Wheel
Here we go
Meeahhh!!
Ah- !!
AH-!!
Da!
Dada-!!
Okay!!
Ouch!
OKAY!!
Show them, Kuro-chan!!
I will!!
There it goes!
Speed meter
Slow
Fast
It's going!
Come come come!!
Oh- easy
Ow-!
Easy
Easy easy!
It'll get faster
The speed will increase!
Go til the end!
Okay!
Ow!
Come on!
Ow!!
Ow!
You can do it!
Ow!
Ho!!
De-!!
Auw!
This guy!
OUUUUWWWWW!!!
He made a sound!
OUUUWWW!!!
AAAAaaaa!!
DAAAHHH!!
Don't howl!!
What the hell!?
Uuuuooooo!!
Incredible!
Wow
Kuro-chan
Kuro-chan, are you okay?
What's with your "uooouuu" "uoooowww"?
You did well!!
Since it's especially cold this season, they have to put sweaters
on these snakes in under a minute
Display affection to snakes
Next up, these snakes are on the stage.
The teams have to put
turtleneck sweaters on the cold snakes
They need to be gentle with the bodies
Yoshinobu's up!!
Degawa Team
Nakamura Yoshinobu (Producer)
The challenger this time is Yoshinobu
Yeah, Yoshinobu!
Are these Loo Choo snakes?
They're kind of chubby
They're old
Have you seen one before?
Longer and thicker than expected
Here goes
The time...
This is...
Ready
Can you do it?
Incredible...
That strength, the strength!
Go, Yoshinobu!!
Can you reach them?
Looking good!
Put it on them!!
Catch them firmly and put them through swiftly
Catch them firmly and fit them through swiftly!!
He got it!
Oh that's scary!!
Put it on them!!
Like that!
AaaaaHHHHHH!!
Did you hear him scream?
What kind of face!?
One more!
Again!
Timer Stop
Let's go!!
So arrogant!
Okay
Like earlier!
One more one more!
He declared it
Like earlier: catch, then put through
Catch, and then...
Like that!
Looking good!
Keep going like that!
You can do it!
ooohhhHHAAAAAA
Catch it firmly
Come on, grab it!!
GO!!!!
There!
*bite*
DooOOOAAAA!!!
I can't with him
What the hell was up with his face!?
That's our Yoshinobu!!
There there
#4 Yoshinobu!!
Oooh, ouch
Why did they high five him
He got the sweater up to the shoulders at least
Next up is the Extremely Hot Chestnut Roaster Machine
EXTREMELY HOT CHESTNUT ROASTER MACHINE
Ueshima Team’s pride
Freshly roasted chestnut picked up and eaten with bare hands
with only 1 minute to eat them all
Whilst the chestnuts are steaming hot,
UESHIMA TEAM
HARANISHI TAKAYUKI
Haranishi from Ueshima’s team has to pick them up with his bare hands and peel the skin until all is eaten.
Let's go!
Okay, let's do this!
You can eat as many as you want!
Start!
Hot!!
Peel the skin and eat
Hot!!
Ahh!!
Ouch!!
HOT!!
AHHH!!
HOOTTT!!
HOT!!
Ah his face looks painful
Degawa, you didn’t even eat any
He did eat them!
He ate 'em
Hosshan, he didn’t have any at all!
I did eat them all!!
You guys! We’re gonna show you the climax
Bring it out!!
There it is!!
And finally, the arm wrestling as per usual!!
On the other hand, this ain’t no easy arm wrestling, yo
What are the rules?
Both opponents have to fill their assholes with
heaps of air to arm wrestle and...
The first to fart loses!!
Seriously, man, stop it
Every year we hear those words...
Ahh it’s that time of the year again…
From my team
continuing from last year, LEADER!
PHYSICAL COMEDIC LEGEND UESHIMA RYUHEI
Leader!!
ANOTHER LEGEND DEGAWA TETSUROU
As per usual, are you gonna chuck a shit and run home?
Let’s do this: whoever chucks a shit first loses
You’re an idiot!
Who the hell made up this kind of rule!?
He just suggested that rule
FARTING-PROHIBITED ARM WRESTLING LEGEND BATTLE
UESHIMA RYUHEI
DEGAWA TETSUROU
Your ass is full of boils and shit…
Shut the fuck up! Don’t talk about my boils!
Do not talk about my boils and shit!! Asshole!!
Don’t fuck around, asshole
I'll make an airway, hold on
The two simultaneously receive air
Hurry up!!
Wait!!
With our leader, we’re in very deep over here!!
Can we go deeper in please?
We’re gonna pump air in now!!
Okay, ready go!
Ready, go!
Aaahhh!!
It (the air) keeps leaking out
Degawa has air leaking out
Is my asshole loosening?
It (the air) keeps coming out
What’s going on back there? Oh my asshole
Keeps coming out
What the hell are you saying, man?
It keeps coming out!!
What exactly are you saying?
What’s going on back there?
Hold up, here we go! Here we go!
Let’s do it like this, shall we?
Insert air whilst holding hands
Here we go!
Ah no can’t do it! Can’t do it!
What’s going on back there? Oh my asshole
OK Arm Wrestle!!
Ouch
Which one’s making the noise!?
They’re really farting!!
Please I’ve had enough
Both leaders shake hands
A reconciled ending
The manly mens masculine battle comes to a close
Heading into the next day, while it is raining at the research facility,
Science Research Facility: 16 hours 30 minutes of service
inside the five awaits their final challenge.
A sudden blackout
What happened?
Holy shit, this is scary!
Bang
What is it!?
This totally sucks
What?
Who?
OMG shit shit
Ouch
Bang
The hell is this?
Hosei and Endo have disappeared
What is it
Where are Hosei and Endo heading to..?
OMG
Kidnapped by Masked Men
What what
The remaining 3 people are left with smartphones…
At a certain secret base
Mr. Matsumoto, Mr. Hamada, Mr. Tanaka
I am the world’s scariest scientist, Terada Kokoro
The world’s scariest scientist
TERADA KOKORO
Mr. Endo and Hosei are
in the good hands of my minions
He just said Hosei
Mr. Endo and Hosei are
your good pals, right?
That is why
I will give you all a chance!!
If you can find
a key in this building,
Mr. Endo and Hosei will be returned to you
On your tables you will find
your smartphones
Please take these with you as you go!
That! That’s it!
That’s it!
Little Kokoro's tricks
Tricks?
I forgot to mention one thing!
From here on out, laughing is okay, but
If you get frightened, you are out!
Please look after each other
and take care as you set off!
Shock!
Can’t believe you got shocked by television static, man
Yeah he got shocked by that but also
When Little Kokoro threw that blue thing
You dodged, didn’t you?
I didn’t dodge though
With you two doing this together is gonna be bloody tough
MIDNIGHT SPECIAL RULE
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED
SCIENCE PROFESSORS
Absolutely Do Not Be Frightened Science Professors
These 3 will retrieve the key to rescue Hosei and Endo
RETRIEVE THE KEY: HOUSEI & ENDO TO BE RESCUED
I’m in your hands
A moment of worry
With the two waiting to be rescued, they are faced with a moment of worry
I wonder if Tanaka's going to be okay
Every year, he gets scared so easily. Every year...
That worry is his partner...
That worry is his partner
Can I be in the middle of you guys?
No, no fuckin' way
Tanaka will go “Ahhhhh” SMASH
And here will be like BANG! driving his elbow in
Man that is always the case...
The world's scariest scientist is watching from the secret location
From the secret base, the five’s movements are being monitored
We will go like this okay? Going out there like this is good.
Like this
Research Facility 2nd floor hallway
Man, this room...
Mail Received
You've got mail!
Mail?
Oh here it is!
It's awesome!
The hell is this?
Nadaru...
It's their
sticker, isn't it?
Until the hidden prank
Tanaka, come in front
Nadaru appears breaking through the wall
It's awesome!
Come on, man, not that...
It's awesome!
Awesome hallway! It's awesome!!
Partner Nishino calms Nadaru down
Awesome hallway! It's awesome!
This thing you're doing, enough already man
This hallway is so awesome!!
Confinement Room
Hosei and Endo are in relaxation mode
The two are in relaxation mode
Man, my wife made an appearance
That's right...
She was the only one I never wanted to appear on this show
My whole life gets broadcasted on the last day of the year
All your private things are revealed and put out there...
It does feel like your life is being put on display
Special Building 2nd floor hallway
Tanaka, get in front already!
I'm okay
Even if you say you're okay...
I feel scared even if Tanaka is in front, 'cuz he’s gonna run back towards us anyway
Why is there a chair here?
A curious chair
Gotta get my shit together
Tanaka
Mail Received
Yes?
Please discuss between the three of you, about who will be waiting in the chair
Tanaka!!
“All of us to discuss,” it says there
We have to discuss!!
Say scissors, paper or rock!!
Hamada
Matsumoto
Tanaka
Alright, Tanaka, you go!!
It was a tie!
It was a tie!!
You have to appreciate the fact that
we played "Scissors, paper, rock" for your sake
"All of us to discuss," it said...