Apologize, damn it!
Translation: Lei & Michael
Typsetting/timing: Hinnerk Slayeer(Alex)
Team Gaki presents:
AaaAAAaaAAhhh!!!
I'm scaaared
Once a year's festival
the wild festival that occurs once a year
Gaki no Tsukai's funniest series
"No Laughing Spy 24 Hours"
Gaki no Tsukai's funniest series
"No Laughing Spy 24 Hours"
Gaki no Tsukai's funniest series
"No Laughing Spy 24 Hours"
Gaki no Tsukai's funniest series
"No Laughing Spy 24 Hours"
Gaki no Tsukai's funniest
No Laughing Spies 24 Hours
the 5 men are newly recruited spies
24 hour brutal training!!
As five newly recruited spies
They have to go through brutal training for 24 hours
the things that they saw there
The monsters were
Highest amount in the history of the series!!
Super deluxe! Laughter assassins!!
Super deluxe!
Laughter assassins!
Extreme idiot!!
Please come in thank you
Kan Chokuto
There's only one rule
No laughing ...
Absolutely no laughing
Uuuhhh ...
Although
Hiding their laughter was an
Hiding their laughter was an impossible task
impossible task
I might die&%$§#~
The footage deleted from New Year's
New Year's Eve Special
Downtown's
Gaki no
Tsukai Ya arahende
absolutely no laughing
Spy 24 Hour
Unseen Footage All at Once!!
all will be shown!
Motorcycle Gang
In the beginning
in the bus on the way to the GIA
The laughter assassins
continuously attacked the five of them
Big Lunchbox
Matsuko Deluxe
You definitely play baseball, right?
Yes
Let's play baseball
together ❤
I'm kind of busy right now
Why, even though I'm begging this much!!
I have other things to do
What do you mean by other things!!
How dangerous!
What do you mean by other things!!
slap as a punishment for refusal to join team
Endo you have to accept that
stripper
Muga Tsukaji (Drunk Dragon)
Lotion Service
You like this sound don't you?
Like this, and like this
and like this
Like this, and like this
and like this
actual slipping because of lotion
that doesn't happen in reality!
that doesn't happen!
And then, further...
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Kintarou is crossing the street
I didn't know what it was!
He's heavy, isn't he?
I was laughing at his appearance
It's because he came into my view
with such great timing
Look at that!!
Whaaat!
It was so entertaining
Who?
It's their first time!!
With an a~xe
on the shou~lder
Kintarou
It's Mera-san!!
Riding on a be~ar
Kintarou
Mera Yoshikazu
Hey ho ho hey ho ho!
that was funny, that was enough
Damn ~
it's very impressive
You're good at singing
yes, his voice is the best
his voice is high level
that bear is moving
by itself ...
just the bear is moving
isn't it better if someone
stops the bear
only you noticed that!
Don't look at the bear, don't look at the bear
I'll definitely laugh at that
that kind of movement
is not okay
the laughter assassins didn't stop there
the laughter assassins after the 5 men
did not stop there
please please
The bus stopped
please please
Bus Arrival
High School Couple
Hey hey Mikihisa it's exciting
Going with Naomi to the shopping center on a date
It's like a dream to me
I want to go to Marukyuu!
Oh 109!!
Let's go yeah that's nice
planning to go to Shibuya on the bus
I want to take sticker pictures!
Let's take lots and lots of sticker pictures!
Something is loud outside
What is it?
attack of the motorcycle gang
It's okay It's okay
we had permission to film the private road
there were many!
yes
you can't really tell from the inside
Hey!
you were here
this whole time you asshole!!
What is it?
Hold on you idiot!!
Hey Boss, Boss!!
Shiga Masaru
Motorcycle Gang Boss
He's an old man!
Hey you, Naomi!!
They already laughed, but please enjoy the rest of the skit
You ran away from me and this time with him
are you dating?
Wait
What is it, you?
I am the boss of the motorcycle gang
My name is Shiga, remember that
They already laughed, but please enjoy the rest of the skit
I don't know I'm scared!
Please stop don't touch her
Sorry man
Naomi is my girl I'm gonna take her
No!!
Hold on!
She said no!
fighting over Naomi
Why are you refusing?
Even if you don't like it, you're my girl.
I am seriously dating her!
Got it?
Oh I forgot
Was it good?
What do you mean good ...
the boss forgot his lines
That's not right!
Man, that's why..
Man, so
you can't say that you forgot your lines
You can't say that
You can't say things like that
that's not okay
If you say that kind of thing ...
you have to..
you have to punish Shiga san
seriously
I thought that it was dangerous to forget my lines
another attempt
Hey, Naomi
From there?!
what are you doing!!
Wait a minute!
You ran away from me and now you're dating
this asshole?
From there?
This is not okay!
You can't do this you can't do this
Just finish it already!
Where is the beginning?
Where did it connect?
Can you please wait, this is...
It's from the director's point of view
but we don't know that
but that kind of thing!
It's their fault!
is this
really our fault?
It doesn't even connect
Something is wrong here
yet another attempt
Get to the point!
What is it?
Hey you, Naomi!!
You ran away from me
He doesn't understand!
Please stop
Wait can we please get him
It doesn't stop!
Wait can we please get him
to stop?
That's not okay
That's really not okay
Poor Mikihisa!
Just by hearing her name
I laugh
Yes
Stop that
Seriously stop stop
Can't we start from when
I hate being punished
they fight over Naomi?
Why are you refusing
Even if you refuse, you're my girl
But I'm seriously dating her!
Somewhat safe recovery
Look at Mikihisa's beautiful performance
Hey you guys!!
When I was a kid I had a scary face gangs and Yakuza and stray dogs
ran away when they saw my face
Big Face Boss Watabiki Katsuhiko
Babies stop crying when they hear
big face boss
You've been pretty loud!!
since morning you've been like a broken skii
Behave yourself!
Right now
we are having a serious conversation
Hey, student
Yes
You shouldn't be
flirting in a public place!!
What do you mean flirting? It's none of your business!
How dare you speak to me like that
Boss V. Azuma argument sparked
We are having an important conversation!
What did you say to me?
It's becoming off topic
We have to go to the mall!
We have to take sticker pictures!
I'm gonna have to kill you!
Why do you do this?
I'll kill you!
Why do you do this?!
Ended with a kiss ❤
What the hell..
The boss has nothing to do with it!
He doesn't matter!
It was off topic!
Did they really have to do that?
The boss should be punished
That's right Suga-san forgot to punish him
Mikihisa kept trying to get him to kiss
He was doing it many times
Also this whole time
I've been wondering, but
You five!!
You have been frivolously
watching the whole thing, assholes!
anger shifts to the 5 men...
Hey
It's you, huh
What are you doing frivolously watching, hmm?
Do you want to die?
Do you want to die
I'm talking to you!!
Yes.
Punished with a kiss ❤
It was all very quick!
What the hell!
Come on...
That's definitely not okay!
All of you get off the bus!
What!
Hey Naomi let's go
He's weak!
What is wrong with the boss
He doesn't even matter!
He doesn't matter
There were so many people
He was so old
There were some parts that
I didn't know how to watch
That scary face
if it came that close to me ...
That's amazing!
It's 9 in the morningsdfsdfsdfsdf
and I've just been kissed by some old man!!
Dangerous criminals/scoundrels/characters
A meeting with criminals who have been
kept in the GIA prisons
A meeting with criminals who have been
kept in the GIA prisons
A meeting with criminals who have been
kept in the GIA prisons
A meeting with criminals who have been
kept in the GIA prisons
The five head to a meeting with criminals
who have been kept in the GIA prisons.
First of all, we will go here
What?
What do you mean 'firstly'?
This is...
A guy who can impersonate a lot of different people
*Tutt*/ 'Shit'...
Don't fall for it..
Tombo
Nagabuchi Tsuyoshi
DOWAEE
Impersonation loving criminal
Korrokke
aa eee
(not translatable- he's taking the piss out of the actual song)
I'm obviously going to laugh..
Ok then.. Part 2
Please do your 'Lupin the Third' impression.
Most dangerous criminal in the world
Shin Onii
Impression of Lupin the Third
Today ... Which
Jewellery store shall I go to and enjoy myself?
This is an impersonation?...
What is this?
On jewellery Part 2
There are no eyes
But I collected a lot of them when I go now
At least try and make it similar..
But I collected a lot of them when I go now
I think it's better to
choose carefully
Excuse me there lady...
Which jewels do you like?
I will give you the money
Thereforein exchange please give me your body
Therefore in exchange please give me your body
how does that sound to you?
EVERYONE OUT
What the hell are you saying, seriously!?
There were more dangerous criminals waiting
There were more dangerous criminals awaiting them
About the next room..
That was ridiculous...
This guy sings
'the song of curses/cursing'
Curses?
So everyone be careful before entering
(cannot hear)
What the hell man...
Room 204
Can you guys line up in the same order as before?
Curse?..
Jeez...
This kind of thing is a bit...
The man who sings the 'song of curses'
Kawashima Kunihiro
What is the 'theme' of this?
Kyoto was given to us by the Gods of Fushimi Inari-Taisha (look on google and add definition to the top?)
a beautiful keyboard..
What's he on about?
He's such a freak
I live in the rurual area.
When morning comes, I go to have a wee
and because so much 'crap' came out of me
The villagers wash their hands with it, rub their eyes and their eyes swell up
I live in the rural area
When afternoon comes, I go for a wee
and because so much 'crap' came out of me
The villagers wash their hands with it, rub their eyes and their eyes swell up
What the hell is this?..
He's changed it...
So what?...
We did well here..
I live in the rural area.
I think Hamada is laughing here to be honest..
When night time comes, I go for a wee.
and because so much 'crap' came out of me
The wives from the town next to ours gather it and boil it to use for their teas..
Space/Universe (you choose)
Anyway everybody..
I'm sure you are all equipped erwerwerwerwerwerwerwer
with a feeling of strength now
What do you think that 'strength' exactly is..
It is...
Clairvoyant powers
Please think about what it is, that is
in the box
What is the thing inside this box (read it to the rhythm)
What is the thing inside this box
Everybody asdasdasdasd
Everybody it seems that
you do not know the answer to this question
Well let's find out what is inside this box
This is ridiculous, huh?
We can't let him out, whatever happens.
Never, ever!
What a freak!
I'm genuinely scared.
We can't let him out..
Whatever happens..
He's a creep!
You cannot let hthat man
out ever!
After the break
Even freakier criminals appear
He's an extreme danger to society.
The Midsummer night dream (sped up)
Noguchi Gorou
The five Part 2
continued meeting the criminals
of the GIA prisons.
Don't eat it!!
He's amazing...
Opened the door and is on the run!
Hang on, you can't let him out!
Someone!!!
You have to catch him!
Someone has to catch him or else!
This isn't good!
Oh my god!!
Even more traps were laid out for them
And then Part 2
when the 5 returned to their room
Ok can you go back and just sit in your seats?
The door just opened so easily..
What!!
A huge egg
Can everyone sit in their seats?
Can't hear
What is this?
Tanaka.. Please sit down
Housei-san, it's a bit close to you..
ye.. seriously
Wow wow wow.. Seriously, to leave this here..
ehh...
This wasn't here before...
Look at...Part 2
This humongous egg
And the shell is already breaking a bit..
You're right
Ye..
What are these steps?
Wow.. Part 2
Ye, you're right
Ye..
If Mori Shinichi was
a dinosaur...
What?
Kita no Hotaru
Mori Shinichi
The criminal who got away appears!
asdasdasd
wait, what?Part 2
ehh only Hamada
*mumble*
I will give you one...
The dogs then howl..
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
bwehh, bwehh
hooooooooo
bwehh bwehh bwehh
absolutely ridiculous.. isn't it?
what's wrong with him?
just doing as he pleases..
i know, right?
Fire fly.. Part 2
Part 1 Part 2
can't hear
Forget it and burn
BURNNN
BUURNNN
what the hell
cannot hear
nothing
Fine, who cares.
Seriously, capture him and put him back in his cell
Ye you're right..
Because he got away..
Let's catch him now..
A dangerous being has escaped
so everyone be careful, alright?
After the break
More dangerous inmates
Please catch that person as soon as possible!
The old professional wrestler
Professional wrestler's manager
Nakagawa Reiji
Professional wrestler
Murakami Shouji
jMurakami Shouji
Murakami Shouji
I found you!
The old professional wrestler who ran away and..
the manager of the professional wrestler
suddenly enter the room
what are you doing? when I asked
you said you were quitting and..
why is that?
But gaffa/manager it's impossible
what?
don't quit.
No, I'm quitting
I'm at my limit, I am..
No, you're not.
Look here There's some guys full of energy.
Look here. There's some guys full of energy.
Come on, you have to work
No no, even if I do..
Listen, work hard and I can protect ya..
Come on, come on.
Why why?
Shyo-chan, when you go to a match
Like a microphone performance,
you have to do at least one when you go.
Or else the customers can't
go crazy
and be happy
A mic performance?...
Like when Antonio Nioki goes on about like
'the way' and rambles on about it
I do do that
Have you really?
Umm..
If you follow this pathyou will
If you follow this path you will
get to the highway which connects to Tamachi
and if you turn right there
and at the first set of lights sndfjghfdghfgh
turn right again
and on the left go to the bridge with the convenience store
on your left hand side
You will enter main-street
Shyo-chansdmfsdfsdf
Ye?
What the hell are you on about?
Where am I?
What the hell is that?
No... um... This is what I do..
That's what you mean when you say you do it?
What did you mean 'Where am I?'
-
What the hell man!
To this 'pointless' conversation
There was a sequel to this story
Gaffa, leave it,
I can't do anything that difficult
What?
You can do it
Just pick one of these guys
Just pick one of these guys to do it
how can I choose a good one
I don't even know
who's good at what and not
They all look energetic
So who would you pick?
The one in white That one
The one in white. That one
Shall we make him?
That one?
Ye
Oi, stand up for a second
Gaffa, Him, him. Go with him!
Oh, him?
Yup
Him, go for him
Ok, you Come here for a second
Wait, why? Part 2
What do you want?
To see if you're good for this job or not
Oh ok..
Ok come here..
So he's good ye? Part 2
Him ye?
Go home
I don't get it..
What is he doing?
I haven't got a clue..
It's really scary..
What?
Have you never watched professional wrestling?
Um..Part 2 Part 3
Not really.. Part 3
I haven't really..
Watch it!
This is ridiculous..
I can't right now.. you know?
That is..
Oiucvgu ndfjug
you there ndfjug
come here
Take your hat off
Ok
Gaffa
Go home!
I don't get it..
What do we do?..
Didn't you watch The hit from before?
Didn't you watch the hit from before?
Oh well.. Part 2
Hitting on the chest and the head is a bit...
The principle is the same
Watch closely
It's totally different
What you on about 'principle'
It was totally different
the 'principle'
It wasn't the same at all
It doesn't matter
Oh man... OW
Ah, I give up
Come on Shyo, try hard
we have no choice.
Ok? Part 2
You got to do it
There's no point talking here, shall we go now then?
Where to?
Back to training
Man you say that without hesitation
You had me all scared there!
- Part 2
You had me all scared
Seriously
I'm so sorry for talking back
I'm so sorry for talking back at you
so much..
just so much
just loads.. Part 2
geez...
they were just the whole time..
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